You Know You Play Too Much Zelda When.... - Page 4

when you actuallt think that zelda is becoming an anime well this only happened to me with LttP

You're banned from balloon shows because you keep popping the balloons down.

You insist that your girlfriend lets you call her Zelda

You insist that the government get rid of doctors and just use the Song Of Healing. "It will save the country financially"

.... you download all the zelda tv episodes off of Kazaa (they are there)

When you think you can change bodies by putting on a mask..

... you steal a sword at a young age and stab it into the ground in hopes of getting older(7 years to be exact)...

When you think crabgrass is really a deku scrub...*sigh*

When it's your Birthday you expect to get a green Tunic from your grandmother and a telescope from your sister.

....when you attach wings to your shoes and expect to hover(i dident break any bones!)

....you take a broken sword to a fat person expecting biggrons sword(he hit me for calling him biggron)

....you play siras song expecting to hear from sira

....you ask a huge tree to let you in so you can kill ghoma

....you know zeldas hight, weight, fav color, food, by heart(Uh lets see shes about, oops )

....you put on a red shirt and walk into lava

....you wear a one eyed mask talking to rocks

....you go around trying to get kroki's emmy, gorons ruby, and promising a fish to marry you to get zora's sappire.

....you belive you are the hero of time and look for 7 sages

....as a kid you go into a forest looking for the korki sword

....you go up to cows playing epona's song expecting a lot of milk

....you look around for the temple of time to put the three relics you found