Well what is it:

Mine would be a bunch of old men, they escaped from the seniors complex and joined the army, tehy said they were 16.

they have canes and they walk up to the enemy units and poke them with theyre canes.

Unit: Brittle Seniors
Cost: 100g
Movement: 2
Weapons: Cane
Armor: None
Pros: Every time they attack they crap themselves a little and any unit that moves over it wipes out and either rolls theyre vehicles or breaks theyre necks
Cons: Everything, and after 10 days, tehy have a heart attack.

Unit: Little Babies
Cost: 99999999999G
Movement: 1
Weapons: Crap
Armor: None
Ammo: Infinity
Vision: 0

ha ha, whats the carp do? break peoples necks like my old mens' diareah does, Gah, thats funny stuff

I just HAD to read that post while eating flat bread..

ha ha, it took me a few minutes to get over it as well. I didnt have any food that night ha ha.
heres another one though, not as fun but still useless.

Unit: Corpses
Cost: 20,000g
movement: Done by bomber
weapons: None, they lay there.
Armor: No need, they cant be attacked, only ran over.
Ammo: None, they dont shoot anything.
Vision: ummm, theyre dead...
Info: A bomber drops them on the ground and when ever a enemy unit runs over it, you hear a really bad accent from that specific country (EX: BM runs over it, a bad russian accent and they say EEEEEEWWWWWW, or some other funny saying.) They dont impede movement.

Unit: Lazy fat obese man
Cost: 1, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 00G
Movement: 1 every 10 days
Weapon: Belch, fart
Armor: Fat, when cannonballs and bazookas launch at him, his huge stomach just swallows it.
Ammo: Infinite (remember wat the weapon is)
Vision: 0
Info: A fat man that has tiny legs. This unit takes up 9 squares and has 1HP. His stomach in the way just swallows Missile Silos, Rockets, Bullets and anything. If a Black Hole Mega Silo thingy would launch and just happen to land on him, the country he's in is safe. He has to roll and it takes him 10 days to roll across 1 space. All he has to do is touch a certain unit and it gets destroyed as his stomach swallows it.

This message was edited by jondog3 on Mar 31 2008.

ha ha, thats hilarious man. and i just ate pizza though, its kind of disturbing... ha ha.

Unit: Presidents Choice Md Tank
Cost: 3,000g
movement: 4
Vision: 1
Gas: 30
Ammo: 5
Weapon 1: Presidents Choice Tank Cannon
Weapon 2: Bolt Action Rifle
Armor: Low
Damage: Medium
Info: Its just terrible. Its not capable of taking on smaller tanks and the armor has holes in it so infantry are capable of damaging it. The cannon is so old and rusted that 50% of the time it misfires and nothing happens. when the bolt-action rifle is fired, its so slow that it misses everything and its not 50 caliber so it does no damage to light armor.

I edited my thing a bit.

Lol dude that's not even a unit, if you know what I mean.

ha ha ha! How the hell can he roll across one space though if he takes up nine spaces on screen?

and thats the tank of the future by the way
but i know what you mean, its not even worth buying, its not even fun, it would just be an embarrasment, ha ha.

Unit: Speds With C4
Cost: 100,000g
Movement: 5
Ammo: 4
Fuel: 99
Weapon 1: C4 (2)
Weapon 2: C4 (2)
Vision: 1
Armor: None
Power: If hits, extraeordinary.
Info: Well, the name says it all, theyre speds with C4. They run up to tanks, right infront of theyre field of vision and try to blow the hell out of them with C4 but 50% of the time they forget to set it off and either run or die. and 45% of the time, they miss the throw and blow each other up, and damaging all allied units within a 2 space radius. 5% of the time they hit the target and blow it to hell, but damage allies in a 2 space radius in the proscess.

Unit: BLAAAHHH
Cost: 1G
Movement: Anywhere
Ammo: N/A
Weapon; 1: BLAHHH
Weapon 2: M gun
Vision: 0
Armor: crappy
Power: crappy
Info: BLAAHHH

Sorry I just couldn't resist.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
oh my god, that is somehow one of the funniest things i ever saw, i accually spit my water out when i read it, i almost killed my keyboard! HA HA HA, it cant be topped!

Lol I just read it I giggled a little bit.

a little bit!
I looked at it again and dropped my lap-top!
honestly, you should send that to nintendo, tehy would piss themselves, imagine if it came out...

But I don't know how

ha, draw a *bleep*in picture of it, put its info down, and e-mail it to nintendo, they read all their e-mails.