Big Brother 11 - US Version - Page 11

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Hahahahaha, holy damn I was laughing my ass off at that! Those three hens are so pathetic. It's Nerd Herd all over again, remember when Cappy left and all those morons were upstairs crying about it? lmfao, oh God. Lydia - JESSIE VOTED YOU OUT LAST WEEK! If Lydia left last week, Jessie, Natalie, and Chima would all have been high fiving each other that Ratboy was still in the game. What a mindless idiot. And I love how she calls Jordan a ho when her & Jessie were fooling around under the covers all the time. Along with her strategy to use flirting to work to her advantage. Oh man.

Now they're being sore losers and screwing with Jeff & Russell's stuff. Seriously, give it a break. Did you see Jeff acting like a total *bleep* when Jessie backstabbed Casey in front of the whole house? Did Jeff or Jordan throw Ronnie's clothes out of his bag after he lied about Braden? How about when he put up Laura? Nope, nope, and nope. They took the hit with class. Those three made themselves look like complete fools.

On that note - Michele is definently putting up two of Lydia/Chima/Natalie. Those three were upstairs trying to campaign for their safety, but basically resorted to bullying and tag teaming her. Michele barely said a word and didn't seem interested in saying anything. When Jeff, Russell, and Jordan came up - Michele was very alert and talkative and said that this is "not my week, but our week". I'm so psyched

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Natalie & Chima

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Chima is gone. She either quit or was expelled.

Shortly after After Dark went off the air, Chima tossed her microphone in the hot tub. The feeds kept cutting on and off, presumably with Chima not cooperating with Big Brother. Feeds cut for about 2 hours and when they came back, Chima was gone. Everyone was talking about her no longer being a houseguest and what will happen to her jury spot. Crazy stuff.

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The POV competition was changed to a new HOH competition. It was sort of like "Color of Veto" in BB9 and "Cutthroat Christmas" in BB8. Basically you shoot towards a goal, the person who is furthest off is eliminated and gets a prize. As people are eliminated, they can choose to keep a prize or swap with someone who already won something. Can get pretty nasty, especially if you have a really crappy prize and trade with someone who just won a lot of money or a trip. Jordan won HOH during the competition.

So anyway, everyone won something nice except Lydia - who now has to wear the unitard. When feeds came back on, Lydia wasn't wearing it but instead just bitching and complaining about what they're gonna do next. Michele & Jordan were in the Green Room alone just chatting. Lydia runs in, opens the door, and slams it. Michele screams "WEAR YOUR *bleep*ING UNITARD, BITCH!". In response, Lydia runs into the fridge and takes out two bottles of champaige that Michele got in her HOH room and dumps them in the sink. Michele comes out of the Green Room and sarcastically laughs saying she doesn't care. They fight some more, Michelle says "WEAR YOUR UNITARD, *bleep*!". Lydia goes to Jeff and starts yelling at him too. Eventually everyone is in the Red Room together arguing.

Jeff yells over them to stop the childish behavious and stop fighting so that everyone can have fun. He calls them out on being sore losers and acting like babies because the momentum in the house changed. Lydia yells at him about "uselessly" using the CDT, saying Boogie didn't use it cause Boogie knew that the house would be in turmoil if he did. Lydia said that Jeff would have had three weeks had he just kept the CDT to himself (LOL!) so he shouldn't have bothered stirring it up. They move on to calling Michele out saying that Michele has always been their target, she's a liar, she plays all sides, and she just likes to be whoever is in power's best friend. Eventually Lydia gets up and goes to the Diary Room (At the time we thought she was DORing too). Jeff starts to now confront Natalie, but Natalie just calmly denies EVERYTHING he says despite her instigating every single fight that's happened in the house pretty much. Michele calls her out and she tells her to go *bleep* herself. Jeff jumps in again and starts yelling at the top of his lungs that he's going to make shit uncomfortable if people don't start acting like adults.

In short - Lydia & Natalie are going up. Lydia wants to leave. So they're going to tell Lydia she's leaving, then blindside Natalie on Thursday. Hahahaha.

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Very short too, only a small piece. But gives you an idea.

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Wait, the reason Chima left because she didn't pay for the mic pack she destroyed? That's pretty lame on her part tbh. Failed rebellion.