i've seen these in a couple of forums so...

...when you think your mom's wedding ring is THE RING.

when you learn to fence with The Sword used by isildur

when you think you're short friend is gimli. lol.

when u think you great grandfather was Isildur

when you think your teachers look and act like trolls.

when you think your sister is Arwens lost cousin

when you think your sister looks like a goblin. lol.

When u go to pick up your siblings for a trip and think that is must be a hobbit school and ask if anyone knows if frodo, bilbo, sam, pippen, etc. are here.

The dogs all look like wargs to u

when you start walking through a forest you think about camera fly-bys (ex. in the movie when they are walking through mountains.) and you hear LOTR music

When you make a thread like this... But really, when you walk through a mall and imagine everyone being Orcs and you start acting like you have a sword and make shwinging and clanging noises. (sorry for double posting; i waited 5 days to write this one)

...you call your friends "THE FELLOWSHIP."

...you think your older brother is an Orc.

...you think that a tree stole your lunch money.

when u think that u live in the shire

most of the things posted here are the signs of a crazy person, not a lotr freak.

You know you're a lotr freak when....

- you know the entire history of middle earth (my dad )

- you can speak some elvish (also my dad )

- you know what the wrighting on the ring says (my dad...again )

- you have read the books over 100 times (last but not least my dad )

when you get stuck in a tree and think it's walking wih you in it's 'hand'!