QQ Thread

Why do the angsty 12 year olds with assbergers manage to find their way on to my team.
I just played a game as graves, and I finised the game with a 4k gold advantage over anyone else in the game, because of my 358 cs by the 45 minute mark. I would blow people up in teamfights, but I had a team full of quarterbacks, and they threw the game. Our blitz hit about 1/9 grabs, and when he did, it was amumu or nautilus. The only towers down were the 2 at bot. Then all of ours.
Anyway, share your qq stories.

QQ moments? They include a number of things.

When you aren't playing a support character and your ally takes every last minion kill and champion kill by any means necessary because they 'need' it (*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*).

When your jungler ganks about once every 5 minutes and wonders why everyone is having a go at him.

When your tank refuses to engage the enemy.

When someone yellow pings you a ton of times when you actually know what you're doing.

When someone signals 'Baron' when more than 3-5 opponents are still up and you aren't even at their inhibs yet because you know you're gonna get ganked and probably killed.

When someone flashes over a wall and you didn't pick up flash.

When someone fails to call a MIA before 5 minutes when you're in mid lane because you haven't placed those wards yet.

When you're doing really well and you lag out at the last second.

When someone tries taking opponents on 1v2+ thinking that just because they're fed they can get a Penta without help (usually yi and darius are big culprits of this).

When your support doesn't know how to play supports, thinking that they have enough power to own the opponents, usually dying in the process.

Ooh there are many more.

People who do not communicate.

People who do not engage after you have engaged as the tank.

People who speak in all chat to talk shit. All chat should be used for only "GG's, WP's", and telling the enemy team to "Never look a tulip in the eye" when you're playing as Lulu. 'Cause that shit's crazy.

People who blame the jungler for the loss. After playing alot of Junglers recently, it's hilarious how much heat they get from their team. You can't expect your jungler to win you the game when every lane is losing, and he isn't your get out of jail free card, either. He is supposed to either help you out when getting harassed or expand the lead you should already have by putting pressure your lane. He isn't supposed to try and get you back three kills because you refuse to ward or do not listen to MIA calls.

Immature kids who just flat-out refuse to support or jungle. If all the other lanes have been called, and you choose the most ridiculous support in the world (Mordekaiser), or pick a jungle that is almost useless for ganks (Miss Fortune) then you shouldn't be playing League right now. Go lie down, get your head out of your obnoxious ass, and play the game properly.

Definitely alot more complaints than this, but these are the top 5 and some of the things I see most commonly in my games.

People who complain about you stealing there kill and then flatly refusing to help you while your getting mauled.

I actually played a game recently when the trundle player who was laning with me actually used his pillar to block my escape and allow the other team to kill me...

quote Inuyasha

Immature kids who just flat-out refuse to support or jungle. If all the other lanes have been called, and you choose the most ridiculous support in the world (Mordekaiser), or pick a jungle that is almost useless for ganks (Miss Fortune) then you shouldn't be playing League right now. Go lie down, get your head out of your obnoxious ass, and play the game properly.

I would rather have a person play a role they would rather play than have them play a role that they have no *bleep*ing idea about.

A second top > jungler that doesn't know what the *bleep* he's doing.

I lost almost every game I played yesterday, going from 1100 ELO to right above 900. Needless to say I was infuriated by all the 4v5 games, *bleep* this shit/leave games, etc. etc. -.- I wish there was an ELO resetter.

Darius. Super powerful top-lane champ that turns into a juggernaut late-game.

Kennen. AP champ that doesn't use mana and can pull of stuns willy-nilly, and an ult that does way too much damage in comparison of its cooldown. Almost instant stun is bullshit too.

Tryndamere. I'd be able to handle his ability to achieve near 100% crit rate relatively early game, but his ult is *bleep*ing ridiculous and makes him the single most powerful champion in the game to fight in a 1v1 or even a 2v1. Also, dat Attack reduce.

Gangplank. I don't even know. He's the champion I see more than any other that gets super fed and singlehandedly carries his team.

Udyr. Jesus *bleep*ing Christ. He never dies, and he's a powerhouse. Don't give me that crap saying that he's easily kited, because I've seen him run down an Ashe even after an ult and multiple Frost Arrows.

quote ssbm freak

"Anyone want mid?" *no objections* *I pick ap tf and lock* "No I mid" *lux locks in*
Lux: "Mid or I feed."
Me: "Fine I'll go bot."
*just me winning mah lane oh hey their ganking top *teleports to ward then ults to the fight and saves them**

Me: <--happy tf
*I gank mid on my way back*
Lux: "No I mid," *enemy gets away*

Those people are irritating. But I love Twisted Fate in Mid or Bot lane. Mid lane is funny because you keep hitting them with your Q and keeping sustained with your W. Bot lane you just do double harass. And they move far away from the minion lane to avoid the damage you can cause .