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Aido
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![]() "Dude, try it, you'll feel great." "Come on, everyone's doing it." Those were the words ringing in my head through that party, at the time, it didn't seem like a big thing, it was just your normal Hamburg party. Bit of booze, bit of smoke, bit of fun. But it was getting annoying, all the talk about the drugs, I enjoy a good drink from time to time, but I've never felt comfortable with the smoking. "What are you afraid of?" The question was always the one that I couldn't answer, strictly speaking, I wasn't afraid of anything, I was just, mistrusting of them. They were being offered by a man who's holiday to Holland ended with him bedding a transvestite prostitute named Vincenzo after all. He never was the same after that I must say. But every time was the time, drugs, drugs and more drugs. One week it's weed, one it's pot and now, it's shrooms. They kept saying I could do with a 1-Up. I had to make the decision, should I keep my head straight, or should I picture myself in a boat on a river, with tangerine fields and marmalade skies? The party went on, and the questioning started once again. Will they ever shut up? I told them all to piss off, but they kept coming back, I even had to throw some würstchen at them. I was trying to act like a brick wall, but I came off as a pillow. I took the shrooms, and wasn't sure what to do, so I just swallowed the little buggers. They applauded it, but I wasn't sure about it, granted, I was sure that my toes were the next Jesus at that time. I thought to myself, what's the worst that could happen?
Shame I only knew half the story. | |
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Lone Warrior
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I approve of this thread.
Also ^ this is highly relevant. | |
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Huzzer
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Aido
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Ugh, my head.
I woke up to the burning sun on my couch, my head was killing me. Trying to remember what happened last night, I turned on the TV. I could barely hear anything, and my sight was blurry. Oh well, best get the medicine I thought. I swallowed the bitter pills, while listening to the news. I got my phone, and saw I had 20 unread texts. What the hell happened? I soon found on Sky Deutschland.
It was then that the phone rang, it was Jorge, from the party last night.
"Duuude, relax, chill. I didn't do nothing man, you were the one applied for that job. Why dude?" "Well, maybe 'dude' it might have been because you gave me your *bleep*ing shrooms, you stoned bastard. Now what am I gonna do?" "Relax dude, you gotta do your job. Remember when I got fired for shouting that my boss was a clown who kept trying to eat my tonsils?" "Oh piss off Dude", as I hung up to look at texts.
Lol, u at football Why wer u thnkin man? But first, I'll make sure Vincenzo gets that stoned mother*bleep*er's number while I'm at it.
I'm not going to the Millerntor, but then I got high. I'm now a football manager, and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. | |
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imperialcereal
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Aidan, your SOMS just keep getting crazier and crazier.
Good job son. | |
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ViNCeNZo
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quote Aido =\ Transvestite pro eh. Nice. | |
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minifletch
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This SOMS is GREAT
PS PLease read my story. | |
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Aido
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Update possible when I finish this damn essay. | |
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Kesh
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Great SOMS you've got here, Aido. Am loving it at the moment.
P.S Minifletch, don't ask people to read your story. Anyway, keep it up, | |
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Aido
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Should say, I've got an experiment for the next update, won't give away many hints, except that you'll be seeing a guest appearance from Microsoft Sam.
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constantplanck
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Well this just continues to get more interesting, doesn't it?
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Katastrophe
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Unfortunately for Aido, exam(s) have taken over his life and has asked for this to be closed.
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