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Nov 13, 09 at 11:34pm
Millerntor Mushrooms





"Dude, try it, you'll feel great."
"Come on, everyone's doing it."


Those were the words ringing in my head through that party, at the time, it didn't seem like a big thing, it was just your normal Hamburg party. Bit of booze, bit of smoke, bit of fun. But it was getting annoying, all the talk about the drugs, I enjoy a good drink from time to time, but I've never felt comfortable with the smoking.

"What are you afraid of?"

The question was always the one that I couldn't answer, strictly speaking, I wasn't afraid of anything, I was just, mistrusting of them. They were being offered by a man who's holiday to Holland ended with him bedding a transvestite prostitute named Vincenzo after all. He never was the same after that I must say. But every time was the time, drugs, drugs and more drugs. One week it's weed, one it's pot and now, it's shrooms. They kept saying I could do with a 1-Up. I had to make the decision, should I keep my head straight, or should I picture myself in a boat on a river, with tangerine fields and marmalade skies?


The party went on, and the questioning started once again. Will they ever shut up? I told them all to piss off, but they kept coming back, I even had to throw some würstchen at them. I was trying to act like a brick wall, but I came off as a pillow.
I took the shrooms, and wasn't sure what to do, so I just swallowed the little buggers. They applauded it, but I wasn't sure about it, granted, I was sure that my toes were the next Jesus at that time. I thought to myself, what's the worst that could happen?


    I woke up the next day, "Duuude"....

    Shame I only knew half the story.
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Nov 13, 09 at 11:36pm
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I approve of this thread.



Also ^ this is highly relevant.
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Nov 14, 09 at 1:19am
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Nov 14, 09 at 8:27pm
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Ugh, my head.
I woke up to the burning sun on my couch, my head was killing me. Trying to remember what happened last night, I turned on the TV. I could barely hear anything, and my sight was blurry. Oh well, best get the medicine I thought.
I swallowed the bitter pills, while listening to the news. I got my phone, and saw I had 20 unread texts. What the hell happened?

I soon found on Sky Deutschland.
    "We are pleased to announce we have, after an arduous search, have found a new manager for FC St Pauli. Please welcome, Johann Heinrich"
But that's me, what the hell is going on? Walking towards the TV, I stood on what seemed to be a mushroom. Oh *bleep*.
It was then that the phone rang, it was Jorge, from the party last night.
    "What the *bleep* did you do to me last night?"
    "Duuude, relax, chill. I didn't do nothing man, you were the one applied for that job. Why dude?"
    "Well, maybe 'dude' it might have been because you gave me your *bleep*ing shrooms, you stoned bastard. Now what am I gonna do?"
    "Relax dude, you gotta do your job. Remember when I got fired for shouting that my boss was a clown who kept trying to eat my tonsils?"
    "Oh piss off Dude"
    , as I hung up to look at texts.
All my texts were the same
    Hw did u get st pauli job? Pmsl.
    Lol, u at football
    Why wer u thnkin man?
You know what, *bleep* them. I'll prove them wrong, I'll show that I can be good at football management. I'll show them.


But first, I'll make sure Vincenzo gets that stoned mother*bleep*er's number while I'm at it.


    I wasn't gonna go for job, but then I got high.
    I'm not going to the Millerntor, but then I got high.
    I'm now a football manager, and I know why.
    Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
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Nov 14, 09 at 8:41pm
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Aidan, your SOMS just keep getting crazier and crazier.

Good job son.

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Nov 15, 09 at 2:44pm
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quote Aido
... bedding a transvestite prostitute named Vincenzo after all...

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Transvestite pro eh. Nice.
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Nov 15, 09 at 4:26pm
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This SOMS is GREAT

PS PLease read my story.

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Nov 15, 09 at 4:29pm
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Update possible when I finish this damn essay.

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Nov 15, 09 at 4:30pm
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Great SOMS you've got here, Aido. Am loving it at the moment.

P.S Minifletch, don't ask people to read your story.

Anyway, keep it up,
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Nov 15, 09 at 4:44pm
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Should say, I've got an experiment for the next update, won't give away many hints, except that you'll be seeing a guest appearance from Microsoft Sam.

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Nov 17, 09 at 3:18pm
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Well this just continues to get more interesting, doesn't it?

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Nov 18, 09 at 6:02pm
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Unfortunately for Aido, exam(s) have taken over his life and has asked for this to be closed.



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