quote ObeliskTheTormentor

if you win instantly and go to your kitchen to get some pickles

I don't see how that's funny. You lose 50% and do nothing to help yourself 50%.

Quigs
1000
1000
***
Earth
<Beast> These evil monsters guard the entrance to other worlds, controlled by Saint Dane.

Master Swordsman LV13
3500/2500
Warrior/Fusion/Effect
Silent SwordsMan LV7+Mystic Swordsman LV6
This card can only be Summon by fusing "Silent SwordsMan LV7+Mystic Swordsman LV6." This Monster can negate the activation of magic or trap card once per turn.

Rampart Boost
Equip Spell
This card can only be equipped to a "Elemental Hero Rampart Gunner". Send these two cards to the graveyard to return "Elemental Hero Burst Lady" and "Elemental Hero Clayman" to your side of the field. All card effects on the opponent's field is negated until the end phase of the turn that this card was activated.

my turn
dark ultamite dragon of chaos
atk/9000
def/5000
12stars
fusion/effect
blue eyes ultamite dragon+dark magigion of chaos
this card can be special summon removing b.e.u.d.
and d.m.o.c. when summond destroy every card on the opponent side of the field and discard every card on
the opponent hand

Hmmm, all of you have creative ideas!
Now here are 2 groups of cards: The Unorthodox Spellcasters and the Hand Robbers.

Sword Bolt
Continuous Spell
All Level 5 and 6 monsters do not need to Tribute for a Tribute Summon.

Not-so-Graceful Charity
Normal Spell
Draw 2 cards and discard 1 card from your hand.

Vortex of Shroud
Continuous Spell
No monster can attack.

Empty
Normal Spell
All target opponents discard 1 card.

Simplify
Normal Spell
All players discard 1 card each. Then you draw 1 card.

Confession
Normal Spell
Discard 1 card from all of your opponent's hands. If they wish, they may pay 1000 LP to negate the discarding of cards for their hand only.

Quick Kill
Normal Spell
Discard X cards. Your opponent also discards X cards.

Brain Freeze
Normal Spell
Target opponent discards 2 cards from their Deck into their Graveyard.

Sword of Spell
Normal Spell
Destroy all Spellcasters on the field.

Spellchanger
Normal Spell
Any number of target monsters may change its Type to Spellcaster permenantly.

Spell Swap
Quick-Play Spell
All of your Spellcasters gain +1000 ATK until end of turn.

Spell Leakage
Normal Spell
Destroy 2 Spellcasters on the field.

Spell Hijack
Normal Spell
Redirect an attack on a Spellcaster to another Spellcaster.

Speck of Dust
Normal Spell
Target opponent chooses 1 card from his hand and removes it from the game.

Tribute Killer
Continuous Spell
All Level 5 or higher monsters are destroyed every Standby Phase.

Co-Existance Destruction
Normal Spell
Discard 1 card. Your opponent(s) discard(s) 2 cards.

Start Afresh
Normal Spell
Both players discard X cards. (You choose.) Then both players draw the same number of cards they discarded.

Token Discard
Normal Spell
For each token on the field, your opponent discards 1 card.

Token Draw
Normal Spell
For each token on the field, draw 1 card.

Bolt of Energy
Continuous Spell
Your opponent cannot gain Life Points.

Card Drain
Continuous Spell
Whenever a player tries to play cards, he or she must discard 1 card first.

These cards are a bit simple, aren't they? Only a few of them might be used in a real deck, since they don't have much strategy to them.

Elemental Hero Revolution Leader
400
1800
****
Earth
<Warrior/Effect> Special Summon this card in Faceup Defense to your side of the field if there are no monsters on your side of the field. When this card is destroyed as a result of a card effect, activate any trap cards in your graveyard.

Spell Cards are 1 of our favourites right?
D.D. Blood Killer
SPELL
Returns all monsters removed from game on your side of the field with "Different Dimension (Twilight for Jap)" back to your hand. Then draw 1 card.
Note:
D.D.s are: D.D. Warrior, D.D. Warrior Lady, D.D. Assialiant, D.D. Dragon, D.D. Survivor, D.D.M, and whatever else I have left out.

D.D. Soul Killer
QUICK-PLAY SPELL
All monsters with "D.D" in their names increase their attack by 1000 until the end of this turn.

Naturalise
SPELL
Destroys all face-up cards on the field.

Lose Life
SPELL
Pay X life. Target opponent loses X life. X cannot be more than 2000.

Counter Group
QUICK-PLAY SPELL
When a "Chain" is formed, this card negates all the cards already in the chain as a chain to the previous card. This card can only be countered by another Spell Card.

Sandstorm
SPELL
Destroys 2 monsters with the lowest ATK.

Bolt of Heaven
SPELL
Destroys 2 monsters with the highest ATK.

Bolt of Hell
SPELL
Destroys 2 monsters with the highest DEF.

Homing Pigeon
*****/WIND/WINGED BEAST/2000/2400
When this comes into play, you may Special Summon a Level 5 monster from your Deck onto the field.

Blood Force
CONTINUOUS TRAP
Whenever an opponent attacks, he or she randomly discards 2 card from his or her hand.

Archangel Ritual
SPELL
Discard all your remaining Spell Cards and Special Summon 1 monster from your Deck.

Rocket Scientist
SPELL
Discard 1 card. Special Summon 2 Rock or Machine-type LV 4 or lower monsters from yuor Hand or Deck or Graveyard onto the Field.

Secret Hole
TRAP
Skip your Draw Phase by destroying 2 monsters on the field.

Crystal Force
CONTINUOUS TRAP
When your monster destroys an opponent's monster, the opponent draws 5 cards.

Millenium Scepter
CONTINUOUS SPELL
You may remove a Spell Card from the game, copy its effect onto this card, and activate its ability once every 3 turns.

Compulsory Explosion
CONTINUOUS SPELL
When your opponent attacks, return a monster back to the hand before attacking.

Beast Capture Jar
CONTINUOUS TRAP
All Beasts, Beast-Warriors, Winged Beasts, Fiend and Pyro monsters must stay in Defence position as long as this stays on the field.

Tyhone #3
********/FIRE/DRAGON/2800/2600
This card may attack 3 times in a row, destroying 1 monster after the other. After destroying monsters, it cannot conduct a Direct Attack.

Burning Warrior
****/FIRE/WARRIOR/0/2300
This card takes 0 battle damage from any monster.

Luster Dragon, Gilford the Lightning modified into Class C Toons without extra effects. (Their original effects.)

berserk dragon/dark/4/dragon/effect/3000/0
you must discard your entire hand to the graveyard for this card to atk.destroy this card during the end phase on the turn this card attack's.

In view of a sad hurricane that happened in the U.S...
Katrina - Hurricane
******/WIND/FAIRY (You all won't agree she's a fairy, but what type does she take?)/2300/1800
When this is Flipped Summoned, destroy all cards on the field except this card.

Natural Disasters
Spell
Search your Deck for "Katrina - Hurricane" or "HydroTsunami" and put it on top of your Deck.

I'll come up with an appropiate effect for HydroTsunami one of these days.

More of a Spellcaster or Aqua (That's a SubType, Yes)

Des Kuriboh
300
200
*
Dark
<Fiend/Effect> You can discard this card from your hand when you take Battle Damage. The Battle Damage becomes 0 and all damage until the end phase becomes 0.

HydroTsunami
******/WATER/AQUA/2300/1800
When this is Normal Summoned, destroy all non-Water monsters, and all Spells and Traps on the field other than "Umi".

Sea Plant
NORMAL SPELL
Search your Deck for a card with Attribute of Water, Type of Plant, and Special Summon it.

Flames of Tradition Premium Pack
FTP - 01
Anubis and Horus - Evil Black Flame Dragon
********/FIRE/DRAGON/FUSION/3200/3200
"End of Anubis, Horus the Black Flame Dragon LV8"
This card can only be Summoned by Fusion Summon. As long as this is on the field, this card may negate Spell Cards that have been played. In addition, this card may negate any card that involves removing cards from the Graveyard.

FTP - 02
Dark Spear Sprite
*****/FIRE/PYRO/2300/1500
Each time this destroys a face-down monster as a result of battle, inflict Direct Damage to your opponent equal to the ATK or DEF of the destroyed monster (whichever is higher).

FTP - 03
Fireball Expert
****/FIRE/PYRO/1700/1500
You may flip a coin per turn. If heads, destroy 1 non-Fire Monster. If tails, deal 500 points of Direct Damage to yourself.

FTP - 04
Flame Curse
CONTINUOUS TRAP
For each FIRE monster on the field, during your Standby Phase, inflict 300 points of Direct Damage.

FTP - 05
God Search
NORMAL SPELL
Search your Deck for a card that has "Horus", "Nephthys", "Anubis", "Sebek", "Ra" or "Osiris" and put it into your Hand.

FTP - 06
Flame Sphere of Disaster
QUICK-PLAY SPELL
Destroy 1 non-Fire monster. If you destroyed a Water
monster, draw 1 card. If not, discard 1 card from your Hand.

FTP - 07
Blaze
NORMAL SPELL
You can only play this when a Fire monster is face-up on the field. Deals X damage to your opponent's Life Points, where X is the lowest ATK of all the monsters on the field. (If a monster is face-down or ATK is ???, take the ATK as 0)

FTP - 08
Inflame
NORMAL TRAP
Destroys all non-Fire monsters, Spells, Traps and Hands. You have to pay 2000 LP to activate this card, and that you can neither draw nor attack next turn.

I have done a good deal for WIND monsters, so please wait for their good ole support cards!

Eternal Equinox
Continuous Spell
As long as this card is on the field, whenever a monster attacks another monster with higher ATK, increase the ATK of the attacking monster by 500 only during Damage Step.

Winged Slifer The Tormentor
Infinitie
Infinitie
Fusion/Dragon/Divine/Effect
1.Effect
Summon a dragon type card n Send all cards in hands into graveyard.
2.Effect
Powerup by all cards on field to detroy every Magic or trap cards on the Oppenent field.
3.Effect
Pay 1,000 life points to destroy this card n summon Winged dragon of Ra,Slifer n Obelisk to the field.

MalaMalaJong
Atk:0000
Def:0000
Effect if any magic or trap card is activate,put it on this card n every turn it will activate n it is also counted as a continuos card.Also negates the attack from any card by discarding a magic or trap card on MalaMalaJong
n power up each monster on the oppenent field by 1000 each card.

Monster Death
Magic
Equip this card on any cadr n the next round,this card n the all the oppenet card are destroyed.

Glove of Jisaku
Magic
Summon a King of Revival Jam into the field each turn.

Ring Of The 9 Dragons
Trap
Multiply a card when a oppenent declares a attack on your monster n it will multiply all your card on the field.

Anti-Spell Fragrance #2
Spell/Continuous
Description: As long as this card remains face up on the field, your opponent cannot play any spell cards. The controller of this card must pay 500 life points during each of his/her standby phases.