You know you play too much pokemon if... - Page 4

You know you play too much Pokemon if... You wear a belt that carries balls, and you throw them an every animal you see.

You know you play too much Pokemon when...

You and your girlfriend team up to research animals and assign them names that would suite Pokemon and deduce their attacks/stats/etc. Snail = Snailos, Baby Dragonflies = Drafvea, Young Dragonflies = Dragutar, etc.

quote Applepious

When you avoid eye contact with people, afraid that they'll challenge you to a battle.

Lmao I liked this one out of all if em so far

When you spend most of your life spending time on the game IV's and EV's(I never really looked to deep into IV's but that's why I suck )

When you make little bread-type things out of fruit and force feed them to animals

When your a mom/dad and you let your son/daughter travel the world alone capturing wild untamed animals...

you know u play too much pokemon if...
you try playing in the casino to get tms that u need in the came

you know you play too much when, you run away when you see anybody with blue hair/skintite blue outfits/ or a hat with an r on it.

lmao apple....

when you see cd's that come in different colors you freak out and beg you mom to buy them saying they normally cost ove 1000$

when yu get home you end up trashing them since no matter how many times you threw the yellow one at your pet mouse nicknamed "pikachu" it wouldnt learn thunderbolt.

when you name your children red, gold, saphire, platinum etc. you run away from all red headed children, afraid they will push you (think silver)

You know you play too much Pokemon if...

You have no dad, and never did.