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 Topic: Survivor Horror School! {School is now accepting students!}
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 Ded ValveThere's a party in my pants
ultra seeker     total posts: 1450 since: Nov 2008 |
 Nov 10, 09 at 2:16am |
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WELCOME! WELCOME! I am Dean of admissions yours truly DedValve! Here to tell you that the survivor horror school is now open for business! Now many of you wonder "gee willickers DedValve, what exactly IS the Survivor horror school?" Well kids the question you should be asking is "Gosh golly DedValve, wtf is up with horror games today?" Yes it seems that horror has lost it's spice compared to the old true terrifying gripping fear that it use to bring. Is it because we are getting older and see through the ruse? - Then how would adults also have gotten scared playing Resident Evil or Silent Hill for the first time at night? Is it because developers are getting lazy? - Possibly, but really I believe that developers are just "confused" Is it because the action market has taken over? - This only works with already established horror titles such as Silent Hill and Resident Evil as opposed to others. However do not fear my children! I will continously update this thread to teach you more and more about what makes a horror game a horror game and whats going on with it currently and even what might be of horror games in the future! Here is your curriculum!! Normal Classes: 1rst Period: Monsters 101 Prof. NEMESIS 2cnd Period: Basic Weapons wielding Mr. Redfield 3rd Period: Basic Combat style Mr. Shepherd 4rth Period: Ambiance and setting Ms. Hinasaki LUNCH!! Excella Gionne 5th Period: Story Mr. Sunderland 6th Period: General Gameplay Mr. Sunderland 7th Period Gym Mr. PyramidHead 8th Period: General Gameplay Ms. Mason Advanced Classes: 1rst Period: Choosing your type of fear Mr. Wesker 2nd Period: Music Mrs. Simpson 3rd Period: Difficulty *position Open!* 4rth Period: Linear or Non linear Gameplay? Regina LUNCH!! Lunch Man Bobby Scissorman 5th Period: Advanced Chemistry Mrs. Ashford 6th Period: Advanced Gameplay and handicaps *position open!* Classes Shall begin tomorrow as I will be explaining to you through time each and every one of these topics. Not only is my class and open class (anyone can take these topics and share them with the rest of the class) We will also be delving into how some Survivor Horror games changed for better or worse and if it will or has already affected the horror market, what the main audience is into these days, and what are current SH games are doing now. Will Survivor Horror fade away into the obscurities of action games? NOT WHILE I'M STILL BREATHING!! So kiddies, get your ideas up on what YOU have to contribute to the school! UPDATE As a bonus, 10 gold stars will be received to the student who can name the games the entire staff has been in. They also will not have to do homework and can choose the very first class! But it has to be the WHOLE staff. This message was edited by Ded Valve on Nov 11 2009.[color=#eef0f9][size=1] [size=1][color=#666666]This message was edited by Ded Valve on Nov 11 2009. -------------------  RE5 IS RACIST!!! | |
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Smell The Chiken Those who do not respect me resent me
ultra seeker    total posts: 1278 since: Mar 2008 |
Nov 10, 09 at 4:11am |
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Hello, I am Miss Belvery and I would like to enroll my twin sons into this school, Darius and Jacob Chiken (they have their father's last name). I would like to start them as soon as possible. Also, their father is asking for a position as the music teacher.
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Existence A Man Chooses, A Slave Obeys.
Neolithic  total posts: 6997 neopoints: 138 GameGrep pts: 2716 since: May 2005 |
Nov 10, 09 at 11:15am |
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I refuse to enroll in this school unless you provide RE5 bashing lessons.
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ShinobiDyne true seeker (2K Remix)
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 Nov 10, 09 at 4:03pm |
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Where the *bleep* is Silent Hill 2 appreciation.
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 Kommando367 Arch Sage/Blood Mage
ultra seeker  total posts: 1496 since: Mar 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 1:24am |
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Can I apply as the guidance counselor or therapist?
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sixpack 420
true seeker (2K Remix)   total posts: 2040 since: Jun 2007 |
Nov 11, 09 at 3:44am |
quote Kommando367 Lunch ladies get better pay. -------------------  | |
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Kommando367 Arch Sage/Blood Mage
ultra seeker total posts: 1496 since: Mar 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 3:48am |
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Who cares? I'm here for information on how Ded Valve thinks, not cash (which I wouldn't get anyway because it's a forum)
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Agent Mo Balance is key
Hooked on Neo  total posts: 4583 since: Apr 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 7:31am |
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Come home from one school and into another, both very very scary places
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rasberyl Enter Borderlands
mad messenger   total posts: 347 since: Apr 2009 |
 Nov 11, 09 at 4:15pm |
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Can I join SH school? only if we get to kill stuff though ^^
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Ded Valve There's a party in my pants
ultra seeker total posts: 1450 since: Nov 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm |
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What?
I could have sworn I updated the first class yesterday..... quote ShinobiDyneI believe that I haven't revealed the teachers for the classes, oh silly me! quote Ded ValveAs a bonus, 10 gold stars will be received to the student who can name the games the entire staff has been in. They also will not have to do homework and can choose the very first class! But it has to be the WHOLE staff. They can also help me choose the remaining open seats. ------------------- RE5 IS RACIST!!! | |
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Agent Mo Balance is key
Hooked on Neo total posts: 4583 since: Apr 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 8:03pm |
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Advanced Period 3 - Difficulty: Mr. Hunter or Mr. X
Advanced Period 6 - Advanced Gameplay And Handicaps: Mr. Oliviera ------------------- You can take games out of my life, but you can't take my life out of games.
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Ded Valve There's a party in my pants
ultra seeker total posts: 1450 since: Nov 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 9:47pm |
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I'm trying to cut down on the RE characters. I've think I had enough.
Oh shi I JUST thought of them! Updating first post.......NOW! ------------------- RE5 IS RACIST!!! | |
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Smell The Chiken Those who do not respect me resent me
ultra seeker total posts: 1278 since: Mar 2008 |
Nov 11, 09 at 11:36pm |
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Mr. West and Ms. Amukara are wonderful teachers I hear.
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Ded Valve There's a party in my pants
ultra seeker total posts: 1450 since: Nov 2008 |
Nov 12, 09 at 11:57pm |
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Okay, starting tomorrow the first class will begin and the contest for guessing the normal class faculty has begun!
Remember getting all correctly will give you 10 stars and you get to choose your next topic and skip gym. (trust me you never want to be sweating wearing shorts next to pyramid head  )I will continuously update this thread till tuesday (by then L4D2 should have already consumed me >.> ) ------------------- RE5 IS RACIST!!! | |
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Smell The Chiken Those who do not respect me resent me
ultra seeker total posts: 1278 since: Mar 2008 |
Nov 13, 09 at 1:52am |
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Normal Classes:
1rst Period: Monsters 101 Prof. NEMESIS 2cnd Period: Basic Weapons wielding Mr. Redfield Resident Evil 3rd Period: Basic Combat style Mr. Shepherd 4rth Period: Ambiance and setting Ms. HinasakiFatal Frame? LUNCH!! Excella Gionne 5th Period: Story Mr. Sunderland 6th Period: General Gameplay Mr. Sunderland 7th Period Gym Mr. PyramidHeadSilent Hill 2 8th Period: General Gameplay Ms. Mason Advanced Classes: 1rst Period: Choosing your type of fear Mr. WeskerResident Evil 2nd Period: Music Mrs. SimpsonMarge  3rd Period: Difficulty *position Open!* 4rth Period: Linear or Non linear Gameplay? Regina LUNCH!! Lunch Man Bobby Scissorman 5th Period: Advanced Chemistry Mrs. AshfordResident Evil 6th Period: Advanced Gameplay and handicaps *position open!* Damn, being born in '95 really kicked my ass in this one. ------------------- By Lyonnais I got my MSN working. PM me if you want it. | |
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