Obviously I chopped his head off, and shit, and he's stopped moving, but now I have some questions.

Should I burn the house down?
Should I report it to authorities? I mean I would most likely get done for murder..
He has a MILF, and her number is probs on his phone. Should I risk reaching into his pockets for the device, or should I suit up, or not bother at all?

Furthermore, should I take a week off work to ensure that if other people are contaminated, I can be prepared and not caught unawares )im a pornstar, if the chick was blowing me and then bit my dick off, I would be in troubles)

And has this ever happend to you? I heard for some people this is a common occurance?

Td;lr

Teadrinker is bored and wants to hear funny zombie stories, and he doesnt care how made up they are.

Zombies ate your neoghbors?

quote Smell The Chiken

Zombies ate your neoghbors?

not ate, infected and funny zombie story?okay im pretty crazy when it comes to storys and this is the best i can do with neighbors
So I live in a three stroy flat, and my next door neighbor has become a zombie. We live on the top floor so the first thing i done was shove the decaying cow down the stairs, and she fell out the window. I heard moaning so I went down, turned out she wasn't dead she just lost her legs. So I go down, stab her in the back with a stick, pick her up and throw her infront of a milk van to see her top half splat across the window and tires.
(sorry if you weren't supposed to write a story)
also to your questions :-
1.yes, unless the infection speads through the smoke,in which case no, just seal the house of
2.no they are stuck up and wouldn't beleive you until its to late, just like in the movies
3.if you have severed the head and are sure the infectin doesn't spead through blood then probably
4.good idea
5. yes, people all over my street are zombies, Im nearer getting bitten by my neighbors everyday (sarcasm)

anyway are you supposed to write a story? someone plz answer i have another one

Yes, it is storytelling time
can be from games or irl

yay and whats irl?
well one day walking to school i find my best friend is a zombie. most people will say how could you kill your best friend , what do you do? well to the first WRONG you can kill your best friend but you dont have to (I didnt ) and the later i can do alot of things. But what I done was i smack her in the legs with a baseball bat, knocking them of (sorry, legless zombie is a happy zombie ) then i locked her in a cat carrier, took it to the vets and asked for it to be spayed. The vet doesn't look in the carrier but just takes its straight to the medical room then i left. Next day the headline of the news was killer pusy (and no, like my cousin asked its not a poke at the film teeth)

The other day my first period class was sitting around, then our teacher comes in. Zombie teacher.

We pin him up to the wall and play music and dance the rest of the period. He's still there now, since none of the classes have told the school. We like our morning party.

my dog turned into a zombie and bit my neighbors dick off now hes a zombie and i'm in my room with a shotgun and 5 grenades

quote Ded Valve

professor fussypants

im sure your cats pleased with its name, and it will be sure to eat you first for your cruelty

quote Ded Valve

Oh noez Uncle Wesker used an experimental version of the virus and infected himself with it!!

....great now he's talking about being God and stuff

I hope the Christians get you Wesker! FORM AN ANGRY MOB!!

EH? WHAT?!?