|
|
|
|
| Showing posts by Deception in this thread (31 posts by Deception out of 224 total posts in the thread) About this feature: Posts by unique authors made between the messages by Deception are shown as collapsed so you can have some idea of the members participating in the conversation around them. If the number of posts between Deception's posts are too high they will be hidden.
|
Paper Fox | |
Ajax | |
| ... 12 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
Seeker X | |
pyramidreaper | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Log in to remove this sponsored message
Eat the food tina... EAT THE FOOD!
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Rasberyl | |
Nathan | |
| ... 4 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
JugJug | |
Ajax | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Ali G: Julie.. Will you make me the happiest man in the world? Julie: oh yes Ali.. Ali G: and let me shag her?
LOOOL
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Existence | |
| ... 9 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
White Winged Angel | |
Nathan | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
 you laugh at my misfortune PAPS That's right ajax, I went there. *as I watch halloween remake with a friend* Friend: does he rape her!! Me: no, its his sister Friend: damn. If I was gonna kill my sister I'd rape her.. XD
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Imprisoned_Butterfly | |
| ... 5 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
Existence | |
Cruel Angel Thesis | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
From Dexter: quote Doakes
You can get me a *bleep*ing analysis on these killings. You think im here to invite you to my nephews bris? quote Dexter
i didnt know you were jewish quote Doakes
shut the *bleep* up and write your report already. I dont even know why i need you, grab a crayon physco and scribble this down. Rival dealer came in, two scumbags slashed to hell, dealer stole the drugs. Wham, bam, done. And i dont give a shit what you say, because thats what happend, and thats who im looking for. Hey! we're looking for a mother*bleep*ing theif dealer. you got it? quote Dexter
ok. sure. i guess, but i should really get over there. quote Doakes
Then get on over there.. you *bleep*ing weirdo Not exactly a quote, more like an entire scene of a tv show, but everything Doakes says is gold.
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
thydevourer | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote King_X2
hey yo stiffler you should like totally go find your grandma's ass and shove your head up it
LOL
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote msn with Paper Fox
Shella's Clone says:
but youre not an ass dick youre just powerful dick you know?
brandon: says:
LOL! PAHAHA XD *during a game of Scattergories with thydevourer and my dad* Deceptions dad: what'd yous get for 7 Deception: Cream Thydevourer: cheese Deceptions dad:  , creamcheese All: PAHA Edit: Feb 03, 10
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
DedValve | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote Paper Fox
Everyone in Survival Horror, then we could all have a big party and throw cake at Ded Valve. Supreme Kai and Ajax would be fighting in the corner, Prowl and Deception would be in charge of the fireworks and we'd constantly be getting randoms coming in and stealing our booze.
 time to blow some shit up Prowl my man.
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Foquinha | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote some guy
Ray, they've got a small army. What do we got, four and a half men/ quote Jet Li
 Not so funny
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
DragonPirateZolo | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
gtfo man xD
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
DragonPirateZolo | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
okay 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote thydevourer
oh, google just reminded me! Come to your room man, I've got something i wanna show ya quote thydevourer
*thydevourer starts walking* quote Deception
quote thydevourer
*stops walking* quote Both
HAHAHAHA
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Ditnopota | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
It was the way he said it. Sounded like when you see chicks on movies who say it to lure the males to the bedroom where they proceed to get naked and get they're doop on.
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Ditnopota | |
The Killing Light | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
 thats priceless Dit
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Ditnopota | |
Chelskiman | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
PAHHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHA HAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA How embarassing 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Did you know thats actually part of your body decomposing and falling out of your vagina because it went to waste because you didn't get pregnant. *shivers*
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Thats why I'm proud to be a man 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Ditnopota | |
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
damn you Paps It's true though
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Existence | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote Ajax
Also, I've warned numerous times about harassing gta4rocks. I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I found it quite funny. Poor guy must get shit on all the time. 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Chelskiman | |
Paper Fox | |
DedValve | |
Skillet | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
brandon; says: not much,. you xMeatchelLx says: Chillin brother  watching year one brandon; says: nice, any good xMeatchelLx says: Nope ahah it's hell shir Shir Shir *bleep* Shit*********  typing fail
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
HunterKiller666 | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
- group walks past toilets*
*male teacher walks out of student male toilets* " What were you doing in there sir?" "...none of your business... It's where the footy boys were getting dressed" " PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SICK *bleep*!  " quote Deception
Well...if Resident Evil doent get better soon im afraid I won't be playing it at all  I mean, come on. Soon it'll be like Resident Evil 15, Turf wars Narator: Drugs....alchahol........prostitution....Gang rivalries. New Raccoon City is worse then ever before. Only one woman can stop it. Jill Valentine. Its up to this 74 year old war veteran to clean up these streets. And this time,she's up against the worse enemy of all. A HUMAN. And she's about to find out...killing a human isn't all its cracked up to be. Then all of a sudden, gang leader al takanewi grows a mutant claw out his @$$!. This is the future. * DUN* this is resident evil *DUN*. *this is....survival horror* *dun dun dun dun * Dundunnun nanun nun naaaan* *(explosion) kabooommmm woosh. Resident evil 15... We can all imagine how fun that'll be -_- Its hard to believe just 2 years ago I was spouting my bullshit  Edit: Jul 20, 10
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Imprisoned_Butterfly | |
| ... 2 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
Black Bee 1 | |
Agent Mo | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote some girl I know
your deceptive skills put with my intelligence we could take over. The irony of it made me laugh. Deceptive, and my names Deception!? HA HA HA
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Ajax | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
I was going through 4 year old posts and found this quote Deception
the sims is like my version of tai chi
I'd have to be the shittest person I've ever met 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Nathan | |
Paper Fox | |
Kommando | |
DedValve | |
Agent Mo | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Not sure if this counts as trying to bypass the swear filter, but anyway. quote Brandon (me)
James, would you tap miss Davies quote James
is that her over there quote Brandon
yep quote James
F---- yes then quote Ricky the eavesdropper
how about miss wendy?  quote James
=| how about you f--- up Ricky, you weird little c--- I could not stop laughing. Kid got so shutdown 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
DarshD | |
Agent Mo | |
| ... 2 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
Chelskiman | |
ItBeMe | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
It felt like the right thing to say at the time  Today my dad was arguing with my stepmums 7 year old ( his half chinese half New Zealand)and this followed; quote Dad
Yeah? Well why don't you go get a job? quote Kid
Why? quote Dad
Why? Why Not? The rest of your chinese relatives have been working in a coal mine since they were 4. No offense to any asian people here, but I pissed myself laughing when he said it. 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Agent Mo | |
Ajax | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
 My dads cool when your not the one being shit on by him. I've recently got hooked on that show Entourage, easily the best quote from a TV show ever. Without seeing the parts before you probably won't get it but whatever; quote Ari Gold
You need jo jo the dog faced bitch boy? Call Josh Wein*bleep*, the lightweight pen stealing *bleep*face
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Prowl | |
Paper Fox | |
Agent Mo | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
My cousin (16) and I were sitting in my room and a family friend walked in (30) and they just started insulting each other about shit for ages, then my uncle came to the door and was listening, and my cousin tried to make it look like she was hitting on him and he was like "awh, I dunno aye, I don't think your husband would approve us" The look on both her face and my uncles face was priceless 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
DedValve | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
Just saw this on FML. The response to it is what makes it so good  Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway," He then patted my ass and walked away. FML Response: So he tapped your ass and walked away LIKE A BOSS!!! Did he by any chance have the word PLAYA tattood on his lower back?
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote Paper Fox
quote Prowl's Mum
I'm a slut and I'm up for a root I call shotgun
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote Paper Fox
Children shouldn't be playing the *bleep*ing game in the first place. Why should mature gamers suffer all this bullshit just because some asshole worries about a game that isn't intended for children in the first place. Yes, I realise the irony of my choice of language, but shit like this really pisses me off. I'm 25 and I want to play a game that's humorously over the top like Bulletstorm. I don't give a shit about the "precious children", they can eat my dick for all I care, if the parents aren't doing some actual parenting, that's not my goddamn problem.
I think this is the first time I've seen Shella mad.
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
One of the funniest things I've ever read  *bleep* YOU ANDY!!!! just because we dont like to spell shit correctly dosnt mean we dont know how to. Who the hell would choose to not spell properly? What a retard 
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
Aura | |
| ... 2 additional posts not shown due to thread length. |
Agent Mo | |
DarshD | |
Deception
N'Somniac
total posts: 4808 since: Dec 2006
|
re: The Quotes Thread
|
quote Paper Fox
quote Deception
A few months ago I dropped my phone in the toilet at work and havent used it again until yesterday. Would my phone still be germ infested?
Hey this is a serious issue, someone took a dump in that toilet 10 minutes prior  I cbf fixing the quote, Im on my toilet phone as we speak.
|
|
quote
quick quote
edit
quick edit
del posts in thread report
|
Paper Fox | |
haalyle | |
Imprisoned_Butterfly | |
Aura | |
Chelskiman | |
Agent Mo | |
| ... 6 additional posts truncated due to thread length. |
| [All dates in (PST) time] | Threads List « Next Newest Next Oldest » |