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------------------- Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino Jr. - The Greatest President the Philippines never had
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Mindgames
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---Chapter 6: BELIVE THE HYPE!--- ---On a hot summer day, beaming in the glory of the success that is ECW, Cactus Jack decides to lay back, and just enjoy the scenery of the horizon. Until he gets a phone call that is--- Cactus: Hello, this is Cactus. Goldberg: BLARG! Cactus: Uh, Hello? Goldberg: BLARG! SPEAR! BLARG! Cactus: Mark Henry? Goldberg: BLARG! SPEAR! BLARG! CHRIS BENOIT! BLARG! Cactus: Who? Goldberg: WHO? BLARG! Jim Cornett: Dammit! Get back in your cage Goldberg. Go on now, get! Hello is this Cactus Jack? Cactus: Why yes it is. Who is this? Jim Cornett: This is Jim Cornett here to make you the offer of a lifetime! Ya see, now Goldberg has been off the market for awhile now, but he's ready to come in action! So let him in the ECW! Cactus: Sorry, no deal. We here at ECW like to distant ourselves from the likes of people like Goldberg. Jim Cornett: Ah, so your racist against Trans-Species hu? Is that is boy? You a Trans-Species hater? Cactus: Errrm, "Trans-Species"? Jim Cornett: Yeah, Goldberg is half man half Baboon! AKA, Trans-Species! Cactus: Wow. Um... *Click* Cactus: Now to finally relax... *RING RING* Cactus: Hello? The Great Khali: SHABIB AH SHABABOO SHABIB HIYASHABOOSHA SHA WHA WHA WHA VON 99 LUFT BALLONS!! Cactus: What the *bleep*? The Great Khali: HEBIIB DALLA FO FO YOKAKI YOKAKI BLEGAN FLABINMOCRAG SHABIB CHRIS BENOIT! Cactus: Who? The Great Khali: WHO? FLALIB LABAMBA YA KOOTOLIK SHABIBBEEEE EBIB SHALLA BOB! Jim Cornett: See, now that's what my boy Khali can bring to the table! Language barriers! You gotta have him on your show Cactus! Cactus: You again?! How the hell did you get this number anyway? Jim Cornett: Thats none of your business. Cactus: Look, no disrespect but my roster is full, I don't need anymore wrestlers? Okay Jimmy? Jim Cornett: So you don't need anymore wrestlers? Ok, point taken. I won't try to call you back promoting wrestlers anymore. Cactus: Good. Bye. *Click* Cactus: Now..for a little R and R in my- *Ring Ring* Cactus: Ugh..Hello? JR: STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER! OH MY GAWD! Cactus: You can't be serious. JR: STUNNER STUNNER! PEDIGREE! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! Cactus: What? JR: WHAT?! RKO BY GAWD WHAT A FORCE! Jim Cornett: Now I know you don't need wrestlers, so how about a commentator! JR here has been in the business more than 50000 years! Theres no way you can refuse buddy! Cactus: Ok, how do I put this..ECW dose not want any huge overpowering giant talentless wrestler freaks, or any low-rate, country bound hick commentators! Ok? What's next? Your gonna call me with some retired WWE reject wanting to be a GM? GEEZ! GOOD BYE! *Click* Cactus: Man, he just dose not give up. Seriously I mean I can't even- *Ring Ring* Cactus:Dammit! .......Hello? Ric Flair: WOOOOOO! CHRIS BEN- *Click* ![]() ~Mindgames Entertainment~ | |
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Pedigree
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------------------- Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino Jr. - The Greatest President the Philippines never had
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StarOcean Fan
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hahahahhahahah funny shit keep it up ------------------- Team Bunny Member ![]() Thanks Ped http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/38883 | |
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Saveme222understudy
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There are many ways in which i could describe that but i'll just settle for calling Jim Cornette a moron and calling this diary funny. ------------------- quote Fade To Black | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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SecretLegend
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wwemarvelfan
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Pure excellence. Khali's gibberish was absolutely amazing. Couldn't you have put Batista in there with his lack of charisma? ------------------- The Damn Real Clique ![]() | |
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the crow
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Hilarious, I never thought I'd see anything that quite made me laugh just as much as Bri's old diary, guess I was proved wrong. I love it. ------------------- ![]() | |
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Mindgames
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Just when you thought it was safe to come outside.... .: ECW BARELY LEGAL! NO MINORS! NO EXCEPTIONS! :. ...Coming soon | |
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Pedigree
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BDV's tits? You should be canceled for broadcasting those. ------------------- Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino Jr. - The Greatest President the Philippines never had
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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Lone Wolf nWo
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LEGENDARY. ------------------- ![]() THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! +TWG+
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Mindgames
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Well, I'd like to take the time out and thank all of you guys for reading and commenting and showing this diary some love. Ive had this going for a good, what, 4 months now? Thanks guy's, really. Hopefully one day this diary could be voted in the Hall Of Fame. I would love that ------------------- | |
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Zhou Tai Rocks
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