re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (NEW SHOW UP!!)
Presents WELCOME TO ECW, EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! --------------------------------------------
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Beaten why for Can't take much more
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again This is the end
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
The floor...The floor...The floor...The floor
---ECW starts off with a bang tonight, as pyro shoots and blasts from side to side, nearly deafening the audiences earlobes. The chants start to flood the arena, as Cactus Jacks music hits. He walks down to the ring, looking quite upset. He gets in and start to talk on the mic---
Cactus Jack: Tonight, is the night of a new era in ECW. You see, I had recently gotten a call from B.E.T Executives, demanding the title to change hands. Most of you know this from various Internet gossip sites, some don't, but it's all true. So, uh, without further ado, I would like Raven and Shelton Benjamin to come to the ring please.
---Without there entrance music, Raven and Shelton Benjamin walk down to the ring, Shelton looking very Happy. They slide in as Cactus continues---
Cactus:...As much as I hate to do this, as much as I protest this with every molecule in my damn body, Raven, I got to hand the title over to Shelton. If not, the whole ECW is over.
Raven: So let me get this straight, your just gonna strip me of the title, and give it to Shelton, just cause you were told to? What are you Cactus some BET ass slave?! Get the hell out of here! This is bullshit!
Cactus: RAVEN! Don't argue with me, just hand Shelton the title! NOW!
Shelton: Hah, that's right, GIMMIE THE DAMN TITLE!
---Shelton snatches the title away from Raven, then runs around the ring, showing it off to the crowd, only to get a barrage of boo's---
Cactus: It's official, now announcing the NEW ECW CHAMPION...SHELTON BENJAMIN! Give a round of applause!
---The fans give a round of boo's chanting "YOU SUCK" and "THIS - IS - STU - PID" as Shelton grabs the mic---
Shelton: Yes, the new era HAS begun folks! Shelton Benjamin aint no spec in the ECW roster anymore! Shelton Benjamin is a damn Icon now! Anybody in the back wants it...they can get it! Even you Raven...you want a rematch, then lets go! Just realize the fact that..Aint no stoppin me...NOW! HA HA!
---Shelton dose more taunts around the ring as Cactus gets back on the mic and Raven stands in awe---
Cactus: Im glad you feel that way about the rematch Shelton, because your gonna have one. RIGHT NOW! RING THE BELL!
Shelton: Wait?! What?!
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ECW Title Match Shelton Benjamin vs Raven
The bell rings and with Benjamin totally distracted Raven turns him around and kicks him in the gut. He puts Sheltons head between his arm and BAM! HITS THE RAVEN EFFECT ON THE BELT! He covers...1..2..3! ITS OVER! NEW ECW CHAMPION!
---As Shelton lays knocked out on the mat, Raven takes his title with a big smile and walks backstage. Cactus stands over Shelton---
Cactus: They wanted you to have they title, you had the title. Good run Shelton! HAHA! BANG BANG!
---Cactus makes his exit as New Jack helps Shelton out of the ring. After the commercial break, the camera goes backstage into bWo's locker room, where Steve Blackman is there with the blankest of all faces---
Nova: DUM DA DUM DA DUM DAAAAA! Now introducing the latest member of bWo for two weeks STEVE BLUEMAN!
Blackman:....Steve WHAT?
Nova: Steve Blueman!
Blackman:
Nova:
Big Blue Meanie: Now, you have to be initiated into this group, no slacker off of the street is just gonna waltz on in!
Blackman: I was forced in this group.
Stevie Richards: QUIET YOU!
Nova: So..you have to do something that we personally thought of to get in this group, and it's not gonna be easy! You....have to lotion Big Daddy V's back!
Blackman:
Nova:
Nova: Bring em' in!
---Big Daddy V strolls into bWo's locker room and lays down on a table. The table collapses from his weight. Then Big Daddy V lays down on the floor. The floor collapses from his weight. As bWo tries to find somewhere to lay Big Daddy V down on, the next match begins and the camera cuts to the ring---
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Number One Contender for Tag Titles Tornado Tag Team Table Match The Dudley Boys vs "Snow~Balls"
The match starts with Bubba charging at Balls. The two brawl for a bit as Bubba clotheslines Balls out of the ring. D-Von and Snow stay in the ring as Snow hits D-Von with his head. Snow bounces off the ropes and delivers a sick flying elbow to D-von. Outside the ring, Bubba and Balls exchange punches as the crowd chant "We Want Tables!". Bubba gets a chair and BAM right across the skull of Balls. He slams Balls head over and over again on the ring steps, until blood starts to drip from his forehead. D-Von gets out a table and throws it in the ring. He sets it up against the Turnbuckle and Irish whips Snow into it. He charges at Snow but Snow moves and D-Von hits the table! It refuses to break! Bubba throws Balls into the ring and brings a chair along with him. He slams the chair along Ball's back again and again. Balls gets up and charges D-Von, only to be met by a big boot to the face. Bubba throws Balls out of the ring. The Dudley Boys set the table up and attempt to put Snow through it, but Snow battles out! Snow gets up on the Turnbuckle and launches off but OH! DUDLEYS REVERSE INTO A DEATH DROP THROUGH THE TABLE! ITS OVER!
---After the match The Dudley Boys get on the mic---
Bubba: I told ya! The Dudley Boys is nothing to be messed with! You step up you get messed up! All you people are looking at the next ECW Tag Team Champions!
D-Von: OH TESTIFY MY BRUTHA!
---Dudley Boys make their leave as the cameras go to the back into Sheltons locker room where Shelton and New Jack are sitting---
Shelton: Man this is messed UP! You see that New Jack?! You see that man?! Thats just plain racial discrimination right there man. How Cactus gonna just start the match out of nowhere hu? HU? Pshhh, man this is crap. Im getting my revenge on Raven believe that I-
---Before Shelton can finish, Rhyno and Jerry Lynn walk into the room---
New Jack: The hell you two crackers want?
Jerry Lynn: Woah there, whats with the hostility? I thought we were supposed to be having some sort of "tag team cage match" tonight?
Shelton: What?! Did you not just see what happened out there? Theres no way im going to do a cage match tonight! Get the hell out of my locker room!
Rhyno: Heh, well if your scared then ok..lets go Jerry-
Shelton:...SCARED?! You just call me scared? YA MAMA! Next week then, we'll have it next week. NOW GET OUT!
---Team No Respect walk out of Team Blackouts locker room as the next match starts---
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Hardcore Title Match CM Punk vs Shannon Moore
The match starts off with CM and Moore staring at each other. They circle around each other then they lock up. CM slides under Shannon, comes back up and gives him a whole barrage of kicks, knee strikes and chops, then a big roundhouse kick to the head. Shannon is down and CM goes to the top rope. Shannon gets up and quickly runs over to jump on CM and execute a sick Hurricanrana! He gets CM up and goes for spear, but CM ducks and reverses it into a Superkick! Ouch. CM gets a chair and yells for Moore to get up. Moore slow turns around...and CM slams it into his gut, then over his head! CM collapses it again on Shannons skull then goes for the pin. 1..2..KICK OUT! CM places the chair on Shannons face, then bounces off the rope..and fist drops the chair! Another pin, another 2 count! CM gets a ladder and places it in between the turnbuckle. Shannon starts to charge at CM, but CM moves and Shannon goes body first into the ladder! toe holds him right into the ladder! CM sets up the ladder and starts to climb. He gets to the top, looks around and LEAPS OFF! He goes for a death-defying double moonsault...BUT MISSES! Both CM and Shannon are completely out. Shannon finds strength to crawl over and get a arm over CM. 1..2..NO! Shannon slowly gets up and gets CM up along with him. Shannon spins CM around and hits him with a chair! He puts the chair on CM's body...goes to the top rope, and frog splashes it! They are both out again! Shannon gets up and goes for a pin! 1..2..NO! Shannon waits for CM to get up and rushes at him for a Mooregasim...BUT CM DUCKS! He puts Shannon on his shoulders and swings him over to jam Shannons head on CM's knee! THE GO TO SLEEP! CM pins..1..2..CRASH! A 2x4 to the back of CM! ITS CHRIS HERO! OMG! He gets CM up and for the second time..EXECUTES A HEROS WELCOME! Shannon crawls over and 1..2..3! He retains!
---After the match Chris Hero gets on the mic---
Hero: Ya know, CM, im not supposed to be here tonight, but I figure, why not check up on my best bud? Also, im gonna throw down a challenge! ME AND YOU..NEXT WEEK..INTERPROMOTIONAL MATCH! I'll show you how a true Hero saves the day!
---Hero drops the mic and heads out of the arena as the camera shows CM, still down in the ring. ECW cuts to a commercial---
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---ECW returns for the last match of the first round of the ECW Veterans Tournament---
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ECW Vet Tourney Last Match Of Round One Tito Santana vs Shane Douglass
The two Vets start off with a bang as they exchange punches back and forth. Shane bounces off the rope for a clothesline to Tito. He stomps Tito over and over then picks him up and kicks him in the gut. He positions him then delivers a power bomb. He grabs Tito's legs and wraps them around his own, for a classic figure four leg lock, used by many greats. Tito manages to get to the ropes. They break the hold and Shane gets Tito up once again. He attempts a neck breaker, but Tito reverses it into a backdrop. Tito lands punch on Shanes head, then gets him up and BAM! Spear! Tito is old, but still has alot left in him as he displays to the crowd! These two keep battling it out, until Tito hits a flying forearm smash! He pins, but only picks up a two count! Shane irish whips Tito into the turnbuckle then sets him up for a superplex, HE LANDS IT! Shane pins but only gets a two! Tito runs at Shane..but Shane lifts him up and hits The Final Exam! 1..2..3...ITS OVER!
---As ECW comes back from commercial, Big Daddy V's music hits and he strolls out to the ring. He gets a mic and starts to talk---
Big Daddy V: HI EVERYONE! Cactus tell me tu come out heya and introduce teh next match! But instead, I show you all a video! ROLL TEH TAPE!!1
Cactus: STOP! STOP PLAYING THAT!
---Cactus rolls down to the ring--
Cactus: Big Daddy..did you just Rick Roll the audience?!
Big Daddy V: Ummm...no
Cactus: THE TRUTH!
Big Daddy V:...Yes
Cactus: Now what did I say? If you want to eat Colin Delaney for dinner, then NO RICK ROLL'ing!
Big Daddy V: OK!
Cactus: Anyway, this next match is going to be the main even for tonight. Were gonna have RVD and Tommy Dreamer go at it in a all out hardcore brawl, and whoever wins gets a shot at the ECW title next week! So, lets start the match, im sure all of you fans are ready for some classic ECW action! BANG BANG!
---After Cactus gets off the mic and after a commercial, RVD and Tommy Dreamer make their way to the ring, and get ready for a number one contender match---
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Number One Contender Match Tommy Dreamer vs Rob Van Dam
RVD charges toward Dreamer and hit him with a spinning kick. He bounces against the ropes and preforms a Rolling Thunder! Nice! He gets Dreamer up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. He runs toward him and BLAM! Splash on Dreamer. He awaits Dream to get up as he bounces off the rope, attempting a flying kick, but Dreamer ducks and comes back with a headbutt. Dreamer goes under the ring and gets a trashcan. The trashcan has multiple weapons in it. Dreamer gets out a kendo stick and slams it into RVD's legs! Then a shot right on the head of RVD. He hit's RVD again with the Kendo stick on the ribs! Dreamer gets the trashcan lid and goes for a shot but RVD hits him with a leg sweep! RVD takes a chair and lays it over Dreamer, then dose a standing moonsault and lands it! He pins, but only gets a two. RVD looks inside the trashcan to find a roll of barbed weir. He wraps it around his boots, then bounces off the ropes and BAM! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO DREAMER! HE BUSTED OPEN! RVD bounces off the ropes again and comes down for a leg drop! The barbed weir is shredding Dreamers face! He gets dreamer up and delivers many kicks to Dreamers sides! Each one stinging more than the other! He pins..1..2..NO! RVD takes the barbed weir off of his feet and reaches inside the can to find a bell. He runs toward Dreamer but misses! Dreamer picks up a chair and lands it on RVD's head! HE gets RVD up and delivers a sick fisherman suplex on the chair! He pins..1..2..NO! Dreamer gets a table from under the ring and sets it up. Then he gets another and puts it on that one. Before he knows it though, RVD comes flying off the tope rope for a flying kick, making Dreamer land right on the double table! RVD goes to the top again..and..FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE DOUBLE TABLE! HE PINS! 1..2..3! RVD wins the match! He gets a shot for the title next week!
---As RVD gets up to celebrate, the lights go completely out! No one knows what is going on, until the lights come back on, and VAMPIRO is standing right behind RVD! RVD turns around and BAM! Vampiro hits him with the Nail In The Coffin! Then, Ravens music hits and he comes out with CM Punk---
Raven: So Rob, you have relinquished your opponents and now you have gained the right to face me for this prestigious title hu? Well, let me introduce you to the new member of The Flock! My friend Vampiro! He and CM Punk will be there next week when I beat you in our match. By the way, next weeks match is not going to be some normal title match. You see, you want Raven, you got him...in a RAVENS HOUSE OF FUN MATCH! See ya next week. Quote the Raven..NEVERMORE!
---Raven walks out of the ring with Vampiro and CM as RVD lays there a bloody mess! ECW goes off air, with all three members of the Flock holding thier fists up in the air in triumph---
Quick Results: ---Shelton Benjamin "beat" Raven ---Raven beat Shelton Benjamin ---The Dudley Boys beat Snow~Balls ---Shannon Moore beat CM Punk ---Shane Douglass beat Tito Santana ---RVD beat Tommy Dreamer
This message was edited by Mindgames on Apr 05 2008.
This message was edited by Mindgames on Apr 10 2008.
total posts: 13018 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005
Apr 05, 08 at 6:34am
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (NEW SHOW UP!!)
DAMMIT! CANCEL THEM BET! CANCEL THEM!!!
Was luls though. bWo segment was utterly hilarious man, BDV breaking the table then the floor. RVD winning sucked. Original or not, please stop pushing him. Raven beat Shelton, so he better not lose to RVD.
Good to see you back. Also, the rick roll video stopped working.
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re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (RETURN AND UPDATE!)
Sure it was, he cut a promo then celebrated for a while then got a Raven Effect that would have lasted two minutes surely, failing that at least 1 minute 30 seconds.
You know the thing about chaos? Its fair threadnought
total posts: 673 since: Jul 2007
Apr 06, 08 at 9:38am
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (RETURN AND UPDATE!)
That was without a doubt, one of the best shows, I've ever seen
Benja's reign was amazing, Raven winning in less than two minutes was even better. Punk vs. Hero is gonna be nothing but epic. BDV wanting to eat Delaney is epic, all round, epic diary!
keep it up my brotha!
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bWo segment was utterly hilarious man, BDV breaking the table then the floor. 
RVD winning sucked. Original or not, please stop pushing him. Raven beat Shelton, so he better not lose to RVD.