total posts: 13016 GameGrep pts: 601 since: Nov 2005
Feb 03, 08 at 6:38pm
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
lmao, epic chapter. MLK speech was major lol's. The Crazy Mexican Cop still going after Foley is great tbh. He needs to invade ECW one night and get attacked by one of BDV's boobs. I'm sure their are alot to chose from. Finally, the Shelton/Raven part was the best Shelton reference so far in the entire diary. Raven was major lol's, but I still can't get over the 6'11" Itallian guy car jacking someone, and Benjamin being blamed. Keep it up.
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (chapter 4, part 3 is up!!!!)
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Today, ECW wrestler Big Daddy V did a very special thing. With the approval of ECW owner, Cactus Jack, Big Daddy V headed out to Fort Worth Texas to read the book "Green Eggs and Ham" to mentally challenged children. We bring you now to live coverage of the event.
Big Daddy V: Hewow bows and gewls! My name is Big Daddy V and I am here to read you teh book "Grain Oggs and Spam". Now I know you guyz is very very speacial, and sum meanies might try to make fun of you, but do knot listen to tem! Anyway...here is teh boowk, it is a vary guwd boowk!
Hey do you want sum grain ogss and spam? No I dont not want them in the house. I dont not want them in a mouse. I dont not want them in a bed, I dont not want them in my head, I dont not want them on teh hill, I dont not want them if teh feel. I dont not like grain ogss and spam, I dont not like them Sam-I-Am, turn page, teh end.
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
Yeah, that was pretty pointless lol, but it's just to get you hyped for the show which should be posted in just a few days. Again, thanks for reading everyone, I hoped you all enjoyed the first show, the 3 part chapter and everything else. Like I said, look out for the second show.
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
Ugh, im so sorry guys, I have just been real busy as of late, so much work you would int believe it. Don't worry, I will definatelly post the second show in a few days, promise
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (chapter 4, part 3 is up!!!!)
Presents WELCOME TO ECW, EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! --------------------------------------------
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Beaten why for Can't take much more
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Push me again This is the end
Here we go...Here we go...Here we go
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Skin against skin blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor
The floor...The floor...The floor...The floor
---ECW starts off with pyro going off everywhere. The fans go crazy, and Joey Styles dishes out all kind of stupid catch phrases as the show begins. Joey and Tazz get interrupted however, by a bird "CAW" ing, through the ECW arena speakers. It's Raven and CM Punk, they strut out of the curtain and make there way down to the ring, title shining on Raven's shoulders. They slide in the ring and Raven grabs a mic---
Raven: Ah, the ECW crowd, cheering for a champion once again. It's so..invigorating. Now as many of you saw last week, the dark forces of Karma prevailed, as I sent "Rob Van Dam" through the fiery depths of hell fire, and walked out victorious, as..
---Raven holds up the belt---
Raven: ....The ECW Champion. Now, the reign has begun children. The Flock has arisen, and with my partner CM Punk, we shall be unstoppable. Isn't that right CM?
CM Punk: Thats correct Raven. NO ONE can stop us now. You know, a lot of people have been asking me, why? Why CM, why join up with Raven? I say..why not? This man MADE ECW what it is today. Along with me, the man who actually brought something more than muscles to the WWECW, it was destined to happen.
Raven: Exactlly, so, I would advise everyone to do a double take when looking at us. I would advise the general public to recognize us as an unstoppable force of nature, waiting, urning to eliminate all challenges, and ultimately, be the supreme rulers of ECW. This title is only the beginning, I-
ONE OF A KIND!!
---RVD's music blast through the speakers, and gets a huge ovation in the process. RVD comes out the curtain and dose his passionate taunt then slides in the ring, mic in hand---
RVD: Now hold on a second dude, did I just hear your little lackey say..that you "made" ECW?
Raven: Thats correct.
RVD: Well, he must be smoking more then me, because that's the biggest line of crap I have ever heard! [crowd pop] You wanna know who made ECW? People like Tito Santana, Shane Doughlass, Sabu, Cactus Jack, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Mike Awsome rest his soul, Jimmy Superfly, Don Muraco..TERRY FUNK! But Raven? Raven was just a add-on who floated in here from WCW that no one liked. Even now, your just floating in from TNA, and, STILL, no one likes you. So dude, let me just say that it will be a pleasure whooping you in our match tonight, and walking out ECW Champ!
Raven: Haha, Ah Rob. You really think you are something don't you? You walk out here, get on your high horse, hopes of winning over these fans by insulting me. I have to give it to you, pretty nice speech there. But The Flock is unfaded. There is no possible way on this earth, that you will take this championship title belt from my grasp. You can think and even dream if you like but reality shines deep my friend, and the reality is, I AM the champion. As for tonight, when I battle with you and CM, not only will I win the match, I will ensure you don't walk out of it. When I win-
---CM Punk steps in and takes the mic from Raven---
CM Punk: Now wait a second Raven. Who says you will win? Im in the match too, and I don't plan on holding back. I did in the battle royal, but that is the last time. We can still be The Flock with me as champ. I mean, I wouldn't mine that Gold on my shoulder.
Raven: Really, is this how you feel CM? Okay then, well, let the best man win then.
---Raven sticks both of his hands out, for both men to shake. Immediately, CM shakes Ravens right hand. Raven continues to hold out the left for RVD. RVD leans in as he is about to shake it, but at the last moment, he pulls away and dose his "RVD" arm taunt. RVD's music plays as he slides out of the ring and exits backstage, and The Flock follows. ECW goes to a commercial and then when they returns, the first match starts---
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Singles Match ---Nova vs Steve Blackman (if Blackman loses, he has to join bWo for two weeks)---
The match starts with Nova doing the Hulk Hogan crowd taunt, putting his hand to his ear, only to get boo's from the crowd. Blackman has seen enough. He runs over and clocks Nova right in his head. Nova falls to the ground as Blackman stomps a mudhole in him. Blackman gets Nova up and executes a very nice suplex. Nova gets up and throws a punch, but Blackman ducks, then delivers a head rattling kick to Nova. Blackman makes his way up to the turnbuckle and launches off of it, going for the flying clothesline, but Nova catches him with a dropkick in mid-air! They are both down, but Nova gets up and starts to deliver a massive amount of punches. Nova bounces off the rope and BAM! cross body on Blackman. He bounces against the rope again, then dose a leg drop on Blackman. Blackman gets up and Nova attempts a spear but Blackman gives him a knee to the face. Blackman bounces Nova off the rope and when he comes back...SMASH A EPIC BYCICLE KICK! Nova is down and Blackman goes for a pin, 1..2..WHAT?! Out of nowhere a chair slams down on the back of Blackman, ITS STEVIE RICHARDS! He gets Blackman in position and DDT ON THE CHAIR! Then, Blue Meanie plops down to the ring, gets on the turnbuckle and MEANIESAULT!! Nova crawls over for a pin and 1..2..3!!! Nova win! Blackman is part of bWo!
---Nova gets a mic and begins to speak---
Nova: YES!! YES!! We told you Steve! We told you not to cross us but ya just didnt listen. Now, you have no choice but to join us! HELL YEAH! Blue Meanie, GET THE PAINT!
---Blue Meanie gets the spray paint, and paints "bWo" on the back of a unconscious Steve Blackman---
Blue Meanie: Welcome..to da bWo!
Stevie Richards: Damn skippy!
---ECW goes to commercial---
---ECW returns as the second match starts---
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Handicap Match Shelton Benjamin & New Jack (Team Blackout) vs Rhyno
Shelton and New Jack circle around Rhyno, smirking back and forth at each other. Suddenly, Shelton lunges at Rhyno but Rhyno fights him off, but not before New Jack gives him a reverse neck breaker. Ouch. Shelton hops on the turnbuckle in one leap and jumps off of it. He lands a sickening moonsault on Rhyno and gets a two count, before Rhyno kicks out of it. While Shelton starts to stomp on Rhyno, New Jack gets out a chair. He slides in the ring and slams the chair down hard on Rhyno. The chair shots continue until Shelton gets an idea. Shelton slides out, bringing in another chair. He stands Rhyno up..and Team Black get in position..then..BLAM! A conchairto shot on Rhyno. Rhyno is completely out. Shelton gose for a pin, 1..2..Shelton gets off of Rhyno to break the pin, he smiles as he gets up. New Jack gets out a table, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Shelton delivers a T-Bone suplex on Rhyno, then slides Rhyno on the table. New Jack climbs to the top rope, leaps off and...OH MY GOD!! New Jack lands a Suicide Splash right on Rhyno, crashing through the table. Shelton then gose outside and picks up the ring bell. He slide in and waits for Rhyno to get up. He is just about to smash it across the face of Rhyno, BUT JERRY LYNN SLIDES IN THE RING! Jerry takes the bell away from Shelton and smashes it against Sheltons head! He takes Rhyno and they both slide out of the ring. They start to head back before Shelton gets on the mic
Shelton: What the hell! Oh, so you think you can just come and interfere in us beating the hell out of Rhyno hu? Okay, okay! Next week, TEAM BLACKOUT vs YOU TWO LAMES! In a Hardcore Torando Tag Cage Match! Get ready for the beating of a lifetime!
---ECW fades to a commercial, when they return the ring is looking a little awkward. The ring now has a huge picture of Head on it, and there are two chairs right in the middle. Above the ring, is a huge banner that reads "Head Talk". Just then, Al Snows music begins to play and he walks out to massive cheers. He swings head around and around and then jumps into the ring---
Al Snow: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO..HEAD TALK! Thats right, ol' Ally Snow got his own little talk show thing on ECW baby! So yeah, here on Head Talk, we will venture into great and interesting conversations! WHOO! Today, Head and I will be interviewing a very special gueststar. But before we get into that, Head has a special announcement regarding his wife, Wig. Head, go on..
Head: .....
Al Snow: Really?
Head: .....
Al Snow: Oh my! Continue..
Head: ......
Al Snow: Thats just great! Everybody give it up for Head, in a few weeks he is going to be the proud husband of Wig!!! Im so happy for you pal. Now, onto my special guest. Please everyone give a round of applause, all the way from Ring Of Honor.....
..AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
---"Hero" by Nickleback plays as the one and only Chris Hero burst out from behind the curtain. The crowd goes INSANE as Hero flashes that o so lovable smile. He climbs in the ring and dose his taunt. He has a seat and Al Snow begins to talk---
Al Snow: Welcome Chris Hero! Welcome to Head Talk!
Hero: Glad to be here Al!
Al Snow: Now, onto serious bizz! Chris, you have been a major hit on the independent circuit for years, wrestling in Japan promotions as well as others, but mostly in ROH. You are an incredible athlete, but, me and Head have been wondering, dose all the wrestling ever take a toll on you? Do you ever think "Damn, this is a *bleep*ing hard and exhausting ass job"?
Hero: Well, I have to admit, this is no easy job Al. Some days, you don't even feel like getting out of the bed, much less competing in a wrestling match. You have to do a crapload of a lot and put your body through physical hell each night, and that will put more than bruises on ya. Hardcore promotions like CZW don't make anything better ether, you could die in a match. But you know what, I LOVE what I do, and I am great at it. I consider wrestling to be the most exciting thing in the world. I mean who wants to sit at a desk all day, answering phones or typing on the computer, when you could be busting light tubes over someones skull!
Al Snow: That, could be the most truefull thing I have ever heard. Ok, cool. Next question. Like I said, you are massively known on the Underground circuit, but, not on mainstream. By this I mean WWE or TNA. Not ECW, we are furthest from mainstream as you can get. Yeah.... so anyway, what would you do if WWE or TNA called you up right now and wanted you to work for them FULL time.
Hero: To be honest Al, if WWE or TNA called my cell phone right now, and offered me a 5 billion dollar contract, I would hang up the phone quicker than you could say Head. Why you ask? Because all WWE would do is put me in a "risque" storyline where ether im a pirate or the illegitimate son of someone and TNA would only make me job to Kurt Angle or Christan. My place is with the indy's and it will be for along time. The only place with a TV deal I would even consider signing with, is of course, you guys! Besides yall' every body else can go to hell in a hand basket.
Al Snow: Nice. ECW is pretty darn awesome. Well, I had some more questions on the note cards, but Big Daddy V ate them, so I guess we will have to end this interview, but it was great talking to you Chris, and we hope to see you on ECW again, real soon.
Hero: Thanks Al, it was a very interesting time on ECW. Also, I would like to say that-
ALL IVE EVER WANTED..
---Just then, CM Punks music hits and he strolls out with quite a angry look on his face. He looks around then slides in the ring and grabs a mic---
Al Snow: Errrm, I don't think I invited yo-
CM Punk: SHUT UP! You know I was watching this in the back, and, I just could not take anymore, im sorry. How can you invite this guy to your show Al? Why not CM Punk hu? I have been to every promotion "Hero" has been to, plus more. I have been across the seas and seen every title possible. But noooo, you still want this nub on your show. Don't you realize Im the future of ECW?
Hero: Um, can I say something for a second? CM, I have known you for awhile know, traveled with you, hell, even battled you. But I'll tell you this, the ONLY reason that you claim to be the "new face of ECW"...is because they did not sign me.
CM Punk: Oh really?
Hero: Yeah, really!
---Just then, CM Punk lands a right hand right on Hero! Hero goes down and Punk starts to stomp him, he gets Hero up and goes for a clothesline but Hero ducks and comes back with a enziguri! OH MY GOD! They start punching each other and ECW security comes down and drags both of them out of the ring---
Al Snow:....aaaaand that was Head Talk! Sign us off Head!
Head: ........!!!!
---Head Talk ends as ECW gose to commercial. When they returns, the third match of the night begins---
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Triple Threat Extreme Rules Match for Hardcore Title Justin Credible vs Shannon Moore vs Stevie Richards
SPEAR! Stevie Richards spears Justin and starts to punch his head in. Shannon slides outside the ring to observe Stevie and Justin fighting. Justin hits a nasty kick on Stevie, which sends him down to the ring floor. Justin climbs to the top rope and jumps off landing a elbow drop on Stevie. Justin grabs a chair from under the ring and slides in. He slams the chair over the head of Stevie. Then Justin places the chair around Stevies foot, this looks bad. He gets on the top rop and BAM! Double stomp on the chair right on Stevies ankle! Unkown to Justin though, Shannon slowly makes his way to the top rope, and when Justin turns around, BLAM! Moorgasm!! 1..2..3! Shannon Moore steals one!
---Moore slides out of the ring with his Hardcore title and runs to the back, it looks like Shannon can't be stopped. After awhile, the next match starts---
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Tornado Tag Match for Tag Team Titles El' Luchadores vs Sinister
The match begins with a bang, as Mikey leaps off the rope for a springboard ddt on Juvetude. The two teams fight it out, and some amazing moves are preformed, but halfway through the match, a song blasts through the speakers...
GET UP GET UP GET UP DROP THE BOMBSHELL!
The Dudley Boys, D-Von, Bubba, Spike and Studley run out of the ropes. They storm into the ring and start pounding on the two teams. D-Von and Bubba Dudley Death Drop Mikey and Spike gets out a table. He puts the table in the ring, and sets it up. The Dudleys throw everyone out of the ring except for Tajiri. Studley gets out a gas can and some matches, as the set the table on fire!! Bubba gets on the top rope, and D-Von feeds Tajiri up to him, as Bubba holds him in a powerbomb position. Then, he leaps off the rope and OH MY *bleep*ING GOD! BUBBA AND TAJIRI CRASH RIGHT THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! The crowd start to chant "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT" and "EC FN W! EC FN W!". D-von grabs a mic.
D-Von: See THAT?! Thats what happens when you don't include the Dudleys in a damn tag team title match! We Dudley boys were the heart and soul of the tag team division back in 96' and theres no way we gonna be exited out now my brutha! Sinister, El whatever and any other tag in ECW can get it JUST LIKE THIS, untill we get a shot at the titles. And thats real my Brutha! TESTIFY!
---Dudleys hop out of the ring, Bubba limping and go to the back leaving a sickening impression on the Tag Team Division. ECW goes to commercial, then when they return, the ECW world heavyweight title match begins. It seems Cactus Jack has pushed Sabu vs Sandman death match to the main event---
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Triple Threat TLC Match for Wold Heavyweight Title Raven vs RVD vs CM Punk
The reff announces that this is for the big one, as all three competitors looks around the ring, observing the ladders, tables and chairs, they are everywhere. The bell rings and we see Raven and CM Punk immediately start to double team RVD. The kick and punch him until he is in the corner turnbuckle. Then, Raven gets RVD up and suplexes him, as CM leaps off the top rope for a corkscrew splash! HOLY SHIT! Perfect execution. Raven gets RVD up and CM gets a ladder from outside the ring. CM put the ladder on the ground and BAM! Raven piledrives RVD right into it! Raven again gets RVD up and holds a chair in place in front of his face. CM then leaps off the second rope and BLAM-O! A springboard enziguri on the chair! OH MY GOD! RVD is completely out, as Raven slides him out of the ring. Now, it's between CM and Raven. They circle around each other then they lock up. CM slides under Raven, comes back up and gives him a whole barrage of kicks, knee strikes and chops, then a big roundhouse kick to the head. Rave is down and CM goes to the top rope. He waits for Raven to get up, then..BOOM! He connects with th Air Punk..a diving clothesline with perfect perfection. He gets Raven up and goes for another roundhouse, but Raven ducks and reverse it into a spinebuster. Ouch. Raven gets a chair and slams it on the mat, in anticipation for CM Punk to get up. CM slow turns around...ONLY TO FRENCH KISS A STEEL CHAIR! Rave collapses it on CM skull then goes for the pin. 1..2..KICK OUT! Raven places the chair on CM's face, then bounces off the rope..AND KNEE DROPS RIGHT ON THE CHAIR! Another pin, another 2 count! Raven gets the ladder and places it in between the turnbuckle. CM starts to charge at Raven, but Raven drop toe holds him right into the ladder! CM hits face first and falls to the ground. Raven sets up the ladder and starts to climb. He gets to the top, looks around and LEAPS OFF! OH MY! He plumits down for one of the biggest leg drops ever! He lands it, but both CM and Raven are out. Raven finds strength to crawl over and get a arm over CM. 1..2..NO! Raven slowly gets up and gets CM up along with him. Raven kicks him in the gut, and attempts the Raven Effect, but CM reverses it into a northen lights suplex! CM bounces off the second rope and lands a moonsault! 1..2..NO! CM makes his way up the ladder, but Raven is up, and starts to climb also. They get to the top and start to exchange punches. Raven gose for a last big right hand but CM backs up. Then CM grabs Ravens head and leaps off the ladder. Halfway down, RAVENS HEAD BOUNCES OFF CM'S KNEE! HOLY SHIT! WE JUST SAW A GTS OFF THE LADDER!! It has to be over! CM crawls over to a knocked out Raven and pins him. 1..2..BAM! A chair goes across the head of CM Punk, is it RVD? NO! ITS CHRIS HERO! Hero gets CM up and gives him his own version of a enzigiri! Hero gets the ladder and folds it, then lays it on the ground. He gets CM up, places him over the ladder and...OH!!!!! A HERO's WELCOME RIGHT ON THE LADDER! NO WAY! CM is out, and Hero gets out of the ring, laughing and gose to the back. CM was a inch away from winning the title! RVD is finally up, and sees a limp Raven on the ground. RVD gets a table and sets it up in the ring. He slides Raven on it, then sets up the ladder and starts to climb. Raven is out, RVD it on top of the world. RVD dose his taunt, then leaps of the ladder for a five star frog splash! He soars trough the air...AND RAVEN MOVES! RVD GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MY! Raven gets a chair and places it on the mat, he gets a dizzy RVD up, kicks him in the gut and..RAVEN EFFECT ON THE CHAIR! RVD is bleeding and Raven pins. 1..2..and...3!!! ITS OVER! RAVEN RETAINS THE TITLE! WHAT A MATCH!
---Raven, bloody and battered, the only man standing in the ring, grabs a mic and says the only phrase he can bare to get out---
---Ravens music plays as ECW fades into a commercial break. When they return, we see that Cactus Jack is in the ring, with a mic in hand. The ropes are gone, they only thing there now is barbed wire. Weapons of all sort are in the ring. Im talking chairs, ladders, frying pans, lightubes, barbed wire 2x4, even a kitchen sink. Cactus is about to speak---
Cactus Jack: No Big Daddy, the mic is NOT food, I..oh...ahem...Ladies and Gentleman, you are all in a very special treat tonight. In just a few minutes, two men, two veterans of ECW will enter this ring, this barbed wire wrapped ring, and fight for there right to advance in the tournament. Now this is no normal match guys and girls. This is no sunshine filled win fest. This match is going to be pure, unsaturated hell. The is a ECW DEATH MATCH! No ropes, just barbed wire that rips through flesh like freaking paper mache! These weapons, all around us, these will be used to their fullest extent. But this is a ECW death match people. Which means there is a special situation. As a special twist, to win this match, your opponent has to be unconscious! Thats right, think of it as a last man standing match ECW style! The history of this match has already told a story in itself, but to further recognize the impact this match has in the legacy of ECW, before we start, Id like to play a little tribute video, to pay homage to the Barbed Wire Death Match! Enjoy! BANG BANG! ....BIG DADDY NO! DON'T LICK THE BARBED WIRE!!
Big Daddy: OOOWWW!!! AH AH! MY TOUNG!!!
Cactus Jack:
---As Big Daddy's tounge bleeds, a video begins to play on the big screen---
---After the video, the main event starts---
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ECW Death Match Sabu vs Sandman
Sandman and Sabu look around the ring, seeing what they have seen many times before, the sharp unforgiving barbed wire. They have been here before, and they are now back. Sabu makes the first move as he leaps in the air and body splashes Sandman. Sabu picks up a broom and starts to land shot after shot on Sandmans back, until the broom breaks in half. Sabu gets Sandman up, and irish whips him..RIGHT INTO THE BABRED WIRE! Sandmans shirt gets shredded, as well as his stomaches tissue. Sabu picks up a nearby window pane and swings it at Sandman, but Sandman ducks, and dropkicks the glass pane, making it crash right over Sabus face! Sandman picks up a lighttube then walks over and wraps a little barbed wire around it. Sandman sets it on Sabu's head, reves up, THEN LANDS A LEGDROP ON IT!! OH MY GOD! The light tube and barbed wire combined and shred plus cut sabus face. Sandman Picks up Sabu, who has a line of barbed wire wrapped around his forehead, and goes for a right, Sabu moves, then headbutts Sandman! Sabu quickly picks up a chair, wraps the barbed wire around it and tosses it at Sandman. Sandman catches it and Sabu roundhouse kicks it! Making a horrendous sound and shredding the very tissue of Sandman. Not two minutes into the match and both Sabu and Sandman are already bleeding protrusively. Sabu takes a table and sets it up. He then picks up two light tubes and a string of barbed wire. He goes to Sandman and warps the two light tubes around Sandmans face with the barbed wire. He ties it tight then throws Sandman on the table. Sabu gets the ladder and climbs up, leaps off and OH MY *bleep*ING GOD! LEG DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, CRUSHING THE LIGHTTUBES ON SANDMANS FACE AND SMASHING HIS BODY THROUGH THE TABLE! They are both down for a long time, but Sabu is up first. He gets Sandman up, runs toward him gives him a superkick! Sandman falls right onto the barbed wire rope! Sabu..the suicidal manic that he is..runs at Sandman and body splashes him, both landing them deeper into the barbed wire. They are both tangled in the mess, shirts and skin being shredded. They eventually get free. Sandman goes to the side and gets a trash can. He starts to stuff the inside of the trashcan with barbed wire. Sabu comes out of nowhere and smashes Sandman on the back with a stero! Sandman falls to the ground as Sabu gets a light tube, places it under his legs, and leg drops the back of Sandmans head! That one hurt! Sabu sees the barbed wire stuffed trashcan and then picks up a can of gasoline. He pours it into the trashcan, and lights it! The trashcan is engulfed in flames. Sabu takes it and it looks like HE IS GONNA PLACE IT ON SANDMANS HEAD! Sandman gets up and turns around, Sabu goes for it, but misses! Sandman kicks him, snatches the trashcan and OH MY GOD NO WAY! SANDMAN PUTS THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE TRASHCAN ON SABUS HEAD! Sabu runs around the ring, screaming in pain, as Sandman DROPKICKS THE TRASHCAN! Sabu falls and Sandman takes off the trashcan. Sabu's faces is blackened and he is out! The red starts to count. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7...AND SABU GETS UP! Sandman picks up a lamp and smashes it over the head of Sabu! Sabu falls on the barbed wire! Sandman starts to punch in the head of Sabu. Sandman then rips some barbed wire off of the rope and starts to wrap it around his own body! Sandmans body drips with blood, as he charges at Sabu. BAM! Barbed Wire Body Splash on Sabu! Sandman continues to land shot after shot with the barbed wire forearm! Sandman gets a table and sets it up, along with 8 lightubes. He puts the 8 lightubes in a row on the table. He sets up a ladder and picks up Sabu. he gets Sabu on his shoulders, in a F-U type standing, and climbs the ladder. He is about to jump off the 4 step of the ladder down onto the light tube table...BUT WHEN HE JUMPS SABU REVERSES IT INTO A TORNANDO DDT ONTO THE LIGHT TUBE TABLE! The table and light tubes desenegrate on the head of Sandman, he is out. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7..8 HE IS UP! Sabu irish whips Sandman into the barbed wire corner, he grabs a steel chair, runs to Sandman and OH! Air Sabu! The kick rocked Sandmans skull, and the barbed wire around his body dont help. 1...2...3...4..5..6...7 HE IS UP! Sabu launches off the barbed wire, but slips and crahes into it, slicing up his skin. Sandman gets Sabu up an connect a light tube right on his head! Sandman gets a table and sets it up. He gets as many lightubes as possible and wraps them around the table in barbed wire. Then Sandman gets out the gasoline and pours it over the pile up. He strikes a match and WHAT THE *bleep*!!! THE LIGHTTUBES ALL BURST FROM THE HEAT, EXPLODING GLASS IN THE FACE OF SANDMAN! WHAT A HORRENDOUS SIGHT! Sandman stumbles around the ring, holding his face in pure agony as Sabu lands a kick on him. Sabu starts to climb to the top of the ladder, but Sandman gets up, and climbs also, nearly blind. They are both on the ladder, flaming barbed wire lighttube glass table right below them. The exchange punches. Sandman, Sabu, Sandman, Sabu..punch after punch. Then..Sabu jumps BACKWARDS off the ladder, managing to land a flying enzigiri kick on the head of Sandman! Sandman falls right into the flaming barbed wire tube glass table! Sandman is out, but Sabu is not finished. Sabu gets a chair and wraps it in barbed wire, then sticks 2 light tubes in the barbed wire. He climbs atop the ladder once again positions the chair under his legs...THEN JUMPS OFF! HOLY *bleep*ING SHIT! ATOMIC LEGDROP ON SANDMAN, BREAKING THE LIGHTUBES AND DRIVING THE BARBED WIRE IN HIS SKULL! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9............10! ITS OVER!
---Sandman is still down after the bell. Sabu attempts to walk, but falls down as well. EMT's rush out to the ring and being to put the two men on stretchers and take them to the back. EVERY fan in the arena stans up and claps for these two warriors and "THIS WAS AWESOME *clap clap clap clap clap*" chants erupt. ECW gose off air with the hands of Sabu and Sandman up in the air, as they are rolled out on stretchers. This is ECW folks, and this IS extreme!---
Quick Results: Nova def. Steve Blackman Shelton Benjamin & New Jack vs Rhyno was no contest Shannon Moore def. Justin Credible and Stevie Richards El Luchadores vs Sinister was no contest Raven def. CM Punk and RVD Sabu def. Sandman
This message was edited by mindgames on Feb 17 2008.