re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (ANNONCEMENT ON PAGE 9)
---Chapter 7: BigDaddyV---
Cactus: Okay Big Daddy V, im going to Wal-Mart for a few minutes to buy some new 2x4's! Your gonna be ok for awhile right?
Big Daddy: Hehe....yaw!
Cactus: Alright. 5 minutes! Ok! See ya.
---After Cactus leaves Big Daddy V makes a rush to the computer. He turns it on and downloads MSN messenger. He starts a conversation with a very unique screename---
BigDaddyV: Hi! SexyGIRL68: Hey babe BigDaddyV: Are you ready? SexyGIRL68: Oh you know it! BigDaddyV: Ok, I start to lick your neck SexyGIRL68: Oh yeah, that feels good. BigDaddyV: Your neck taste's like possum sweat! SexyGIRL68: Um, okay then. BigDaddyV: I get out a bucket of KFC from the fridge. I take a leg out. SexyGIRL68: Oooo, you like food? BigDaddyV: I stick the chicken leg up your anus. SexyGIRL68: Hu? BigDaddyV: I take out the mashed potatoes and rub them on your feet SexyGIRL68: Hey, wait a second im not sure if BigDaddyV: I put the bucket over your head to hide your monster-like face SexyGIRL68: WTF? *bleep* YOU! BigDaddyV: I slap you for cussing at me!
*SexyGIRL68 has logged off
BigDaddyV: Hi MizzBooty: Hello darling! BigDaddyV: Want to cyber wit me? MizzBooty: Sure Big Daddy, so how big are you? BigDaddyV: REALLY REALLY big! MizzBooty: That turns me on so much! BigDaddyV: I gently rub your silky hair MizzBooty: Mmmmm, yeah baby! BigDaddyV: I take off my shirt. My titties start flying in every direction! MizzBooty: Your..titties? I thought you were a guy? BigDaddyV: My 77th Tit hits you with full force! Your down for the count! The crowd is chanting! MizzBooty: What crowd? What are you talking about darling? BigDaddyV: I jump off the top rope and moonsault you! 1..2..OH MY GAWD YOU KICKED OUT! MizzBooty: Are you ok? BigDaddyV: I spread my cheeks and fart in your nose! You die from the fumes, I rape your dead body with my forearm.
*MizzBooty has logged off *You have been blocked by Mizz Booty
BigDaddyV: Hey! Gay4you: Hey big fella BigDaddyV: So your gay hu? Gay4you: Hella gay! Wanna cyber? BigDaddyV: Okay, what do you look like? Gay4you: Im 6'2, brown hair, blue eyes, and all man honey! What do you look like? BigDaddyV: Brad Pitt Gay4you: Hella yeah! Lets get busy! BigDaddyV: I suddenly grab you, and hit you in the head with my boot Gay4you: Hmmm...like it rough? BigDaddyV: Your knocked out, I throw you in my van Gay4you: Oh my, I like this strangely! What else ya gonna do to me? BigDaddyV: I drive down to the beach and throw your body in the ocean. You sink to the bottom and the sharks eat you. The world has been relived of another fag. Gay4you:
*Gay4you has logged off
BigDaddyV: Hey! Lets cyber! Hottie18chick: Ok! I unzip your pants and whip out your penis BigDaddyV: I explode on your face immediately. Hottie18chick: What? BigDaddyV: Thanks.
*BigDaddyV has logged off
---Cactus Jack comes back home with a bag of 2x4's---
Cactus: So Big Daddy, did ya have a fun time while I was gone?
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Apr 14, 08 at 4:21am
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
LOL! That was just too much. The first one was great, "So, you like to eat." "I stick a drumstick up your anus."
Gay4U was also a good one. BDV tittie mention was hillarious. 77th tit smacks you in the face lol. The last one was just too much to describe in words.
re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (CHAPTER 7 UP!)
---Chapter 8: Like a Lollipop---
Gangsterlicious: Yo wats good ere body out there. All my homies STAND UP! Yeah, now all my Homies TURN AROUND! Mmmm, now all my Homies wiggle them asses!
Homies:
Gangsterlicious: Uh, anyway, we got a new video here at BET to premier for all you dudes out there. I know you all done seen the new video by my mane man Lil Wayne, "Lollipop". Ya see what some people don't know is that Wayne made that song for me after that sleepover last winter. Ah, good times. So yeah, here the remix of the video featuring Big Daddy V, Dude Love, Crazy Frog Bros and Numa Numa Guy! Enjoy ere body! [off mic*] Ayo, 50 Cent, we still on for that backrub after the show?
50 Cent: HELL yeah!
.: BET PRESENTS: Lollipop feat. Big Daddy V, Dude Love, Crazy Frog Bros and Numa Numa Guy! .:
Gangsterlicious: Whoah man that was some hot shit right there man real talk! I mean damn, that Big Daddy V is alot of man! What did you think of the Video Cactus?
Cactus Jack: Why the *bleep* did I sign to BET
Gangsterlicious: [off mic*] Hey Cactus, you wanna come back to my crib and watch a movie or something?
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