The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)

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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 06, 08 at 11:20PM The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	---On a dark stormy night, Vincent K. McMahon, the owner of WWE is sitting in his office, unionist to what is about to happen, not knowing the outcome of his ultimate demise. He picks up the phone--- Vince: Hello? Yeah, Shane? ---Shane is heard on the phone--- Shane: Yeah hey pops. Whats up? Vince: Look, it's about ECW. Basically, I hate the damn program and everything it stands for. I thought we could give it a wwe makeover but it's still as trashy as ever. I'm getting rid of it all together. ECW is FIIIIRED!! Shane: Uh, ok then. Vince: So you don't care? You don't have anything to say? Shane: Uh, no. Vince: Oh god, why even be my son if you can't even aid me on business decisions!!! Shane: Because Im sticking by your side until you die and I can collect on dem dolla dolla bill's and move to Texas with my gay lover. Vince: What?! Shane: What? Vince: Did you just? click Vince: What the hell? Oh boy. Anyway, the deal is done then ECW is scratched, I suppose alot of "Extremist's" will be mad but....bleep em'! Its all about me...VINCENT KENNEDY MC- ---Vince gets cut off by a singapore cane right to his big forehead. It's SANDMAN! Then out of nowhere Sabu runs into the office and lights Vince's desk on fire and POWERBOMB'S HIM THROUGH IT! Then, the floor begins to shake, and Big Daddy V bounces in. He picks up Vince, grabs one of his many breasts, AND SLAPS VINCE ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT! He gets hit so hard he flies back and crashes out the window, falling to his two-story death. After a few moments The one and only Mick Foley walks into the trashed office where Big Daddy V, Sandman and Sabu are in a military type line up.--- Foley: Good work minions! I knew that phone tapping software would come in handy some day! So you want to put ECW in the bucket hu? Not on my book! Now we steal the papers to Vince's deeds and rights on ECW and WE WILL OWN IT! BANG BANG! And we can create a ECW that WE ORIGINAL EXTREMISTS ONCE KNEW! BANG BANG! Well, except for you Big Daddy, Im gonna kinda have to fire you...sorry. Big Daddy V: Is Alright Foley: So let's take this and rebuild what WE created! With ME as the new leader! ---Just then...PAUL HEYMAN BREAKS INTO THE OFFICE!--- Heyman: With me as your partner, right Mick?! ---Mick looks at Paul, then looks at Big Daddy V--- Foley: Big Daddy... Big Daddy V: YES SIR MR FOLEY SIR! ---Big Daddy V takes titty number 15 and BLAM-O!!! slap across the face of Paul Heyman! And just like Vince, he's out the window!--- Foley: Much better. Now, get the papers Sandman, LETS DO THIS THING! BANG BANG! Sandman: Right, but hey Mick, couldn't we have just got the papers without killing Vince? Like you know, sneak in the office after he leaves or something like that? Foley: Yeah, yeah I guess we could have. But, THAT WOULDINT HAVE BEEN EXTREME! BANG BANG! Now lets go get me a cool looking suit with "CHAIRMAN" spelt sideways on it! SWEET! BANG BANG! ---And So It begins...--- This message was edited by Mindgames on Apr 17 2008. This message was edited by Mindgames on Apr 20 2008.
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 06, 08 at 11:20PM re: The Muder....Of Vinnie Mac (and errm, Paul Heyman)
	---Chapter 1- The Roster--- ---After the death of Vince McMahon and errm Paul Heyman, Shane McMahon mysteriously went missing and Stephanie McMahon had a critical breakdown and killed herself, which made Triple H go into depress mode and kill himself. So, WWE was taken over by the one and only...HULK HOGAN!!--- Hulk: I did?! How am I automatically the owner of WWE just because everybody else dies? I mean, put some thought into it Mindgames! You could make Linda or someone else the new owner but no, just automatically me hu? THIS DIARY SUCKS BROTHER! ---QUIET YOU!!! . Damn, I forgot about Linda, yeah she kills herself too because shes depressed and all that jazz. Anywho, so Hogan takes over and that pretty much means wwe goes down the drain and the only great company that will be standing is ECW! ECW! ECW! Run by new it's new owner..Mick Foley! Who has told everyone to call him by his ECW name, Cactus Jack. And to refer to him at all times as "Mr Cactus". So we see Mr.Cactus sitting in his new office, which a rented out pizza place. He is looking through papers and making phone calls to try to get the roster for the new, or should I say old, ECW! Cactus pop's out his boost mobile and starts to dial--- Cactus: Lets see...ah yes RAVEN! Let's call him up. dails Hello? Hey Raven it's- Raven: No dammit, im not joining that crap, re-hashed new ECW Vince! I already told you 45 times! Cactus: No no no Raven, it's Cactus, and Vince is not alive anymore, haven't you heard? Raven: No, I live in a cave, I have no TV. Cactus: Oh, that makes sense. Yeah he kicked the bucket so he, errm, left me ECW in his will and im trying to bring back the old ECW greats, so uh, you in?! Raven: Hmm, he left you ECW in his will did he? Sound skeptical, I mean, knowing Vince, he would leave ECW to Paul Heyman, so unless he is dead too- Cactus: He is. He uh, he and Vince both got shot while negotiating a new ECW plan thing, so yeah. Raven: Oh. Damn. Ok then im in. What am I gonna tell all the management at TNA? Cactus: Don't you worry...there's a Big Daddy I know that can handle that. BANG BANG! click ---So Cactus continued his calls and eventually got pretty much everyone back from the old ECW and signed them up again, plus some of the WWE starts who didnt sit to well with Hogan being Owner, and some fired wwe and tna starts who Cactus felt was extreme enough for the company. Now, Cactus needs do plan how his shows will work out and, well find a arena to host ECW in. It will be a long road but Cactus can do it. With a dead McMahon family...and Big Daddy V...anything is possible!--- Bid Daddy V: Thats Damn True! This message was edited by mindgames on Jan 06 2008.
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 06, 08 at 11:21PM re: The Murder....Of Vinnie Mac (and errm, Paul Heyman)
	---Chapter 2: Black Entertainment....Wrestling? --- ---So,with the roster out of the way, Foley's news has been spreading everywhere about taking ECW and making it a company of its own. Also, news of Vince Mcmahons death had now been pronounced as a murder, and a full investigation has been initiated. Not so much for Paul Heyman, actually, his body is still laying dead in the WWE Headquarters parking lot. WWE employees say it makes as a nice decoration. Foley is no suspect thought, however the feds are curious as to how Vinces forehead has splinters in it, and how Vinces cheek has titty sweat residue on it. Cactus need a channel to put the new ECW on, and everyone from Spike to Oxygen has rejected him. So desperation makes him do the unthinkable--- BET Executive: Yea dis BET Cactus: Umm, hello? BET Executive: Yea nigga I jus say you dis BET Cactus: Oh, ok then. Well my name is Catus Jack and I was wondering if I could host my Wrestling show ECW on your network. You see, it will be extreme, just like your network is, and uh, we got barbed wire ropes and everything. BET Executive: How much bruh? Cactus: What? BET Executive: How much we gonna get nigga? Money, that cake you feel me. 50 Cent: I GET MONEY, MONEY IS GOT...I GET IT!!!! Cactus: Right, yeah putting us on your network should increase your revenue by a lot, because I know a lot of old ECW fans that will definitely be tuning in. BET Executive: Ok, ok. puffs can be heard through the phone Hehe, so uh, who are you again? Cactus: Who? Me? I just told you! Soulja Boy: YOUUUUUU!!! BET Executive: Shut up nigga. Ight yeah yeah ight then Cactus Jack we let you go head and do dis damn thing you feel me we gonna let you put this uh "ECW" on our network n shit, but you gotta sign a certain wrestler we highly recommend and shit, and you got a TV deal. Cactus: Really? Oh ok then, who do I have to sign? BET Executive: SHELTON BENJAMIN! CHEA NIGGA! Cactus: ....fine, deal. click quote bet.com Today, BET Exectutives have just signed a contract with Cactus Jack, to air his ECW program on Saturday nights at 10:00pm to 11:00pm. Cactus Jack didnt have much to say but famous rapper Kanye West was reportedly very jealous and said "If this bleeping show gets more god damn BET awards then me, that's gonna be some straight bullshit. Man hell naw man, bleep Cactus Jack man, give a black man a chance for once man, give me a mutha bleeping wrestling show man come on bleep that!". ---Dont miss Shelton Benjamin, live Saturday nights at ECW now on Black Entertainment Television!--- Cactus: Oh god, kill me now ---To Be Continued (roster coming soon)--- This message was edited by mindgames on Jan 07 2008.
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 06, 08 at 11:21PM re: The Murder....Of Vinnie Mac (and errm, Paul Heyman)
	------------------------------ (Big thanks to TKOK for the GFX ) !! EC FN' W !! ---Main Extremeist's--- Sandman Tito Santana Shane Douglas Sabu Terry Funk Raven RVD Tommy Dreamer Justin Credible Steve Corino Rhino CM Punk Shelton Benjamin ---Mid Extreme--- Al Snow Bam Bam Bigelow The Blue Meanie Bubba Ray Dudley D-Von Dudley Spike Dudley Studley Dudley Kid Cash Balls Mahoney New Jack Psicosis Jeuvatude Super Crazy Stevie Richards Axl Rotton Ian Rotton 2 Cold Scoripo Mikey Whipwreck Steve Blackman Tajiri Super Nova Dean Malenko Lance Storm Hardcore Holly Brooklyn Brawler Shannon Moore Little Guido Big Guido ---Extreme Chicks--- Chasity Dawn Marie Elektra Francine Jazz Beulah McGillicutty Kelly Kelly Luna ---Extreme Managers--- Sinister Minister Tommy Rich Todd Gordon Cyrus Sign Guy Dudley ---Commentators--- Joey Styles Tazz ---Stables--- The Flock 2008- Raven, CM Punk and Vampiro bWo- Stevie Richards, Blue Meanie, Supernova & Steve Blackman (for 2 weeks) The Dudley's- Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Spike Dudley, Studley Dudley & Sign Guy Dudley Team No Respect- Jerry Lynn, Rhino & Cyrus Sinister- Sinister Minister, Tajiri & Mikey Whipwreck El Luchadores: Super Crazy, Pysicosis & Juevatude ---Tag Teams--- Team Blackout (as ordered by BET)- Shelton Benjamin & New Jack Impact Players- Justin Credible & Steve Corino F.B.I: Little & Big Guido ---Titles--- ---ECW World Title--- Current Holder: Raven ---ECW Television Title--- Current Holder: Super Nova ---ECW Most Extreme Tag Team Titles--- Current Holders: Sinister ---ECW Hardcore Title!--- Current Holder: Shannon Moore ------------------------------ This message was edited by Mindgames on Apr 10 2008.
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Lone Wolf nWo SLEEPWHENYOUREDEAD! threadnought since: Apr 2003	Jan 07, 08 at 01:47AM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Well, It's got Raven. Consider me a viewer. Er... reader. ------------------- THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! +TWG+
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Cattle Mutilation SILENCE!!!!! i kill you! true seeker (2K Remix) total posts: 2277 since: Jul 2007	Jan 07, 08 at 03:31PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Big Daddy V's titties of death are quite funny. With Raven in the diary, I'll definitely be reading. ------------------- Don't Be A Nazi---Comment Plz
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Zhou Tai Rocks AINT NO STOPPIN HIM NOOOOW! NeoXtreme total posts: 9314 GameGrep pts: 600 since: Nov 2005	Jan 07, 08 at 05:14PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	lmao, I read the entire thing. Definitely funny, I'll be checking it out as well. ------------------- The Damn Real Clique
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Innovate wHy sO sErIoUs? member: postin' posse total posts: 547 since: Jul 2007	Jan 07, 08 at 05:21PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	lmao, this is good though, I will definitely be reading =D ------------------- The Damn Real Clique
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Homicide ^ > all Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5096 since: Jul 2003	Jan 07, 08 at 05:28PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	This diary scares me lol ------------------- \|GFX Portfolio \|A Real First Person Diary\|The Wrestling Game\| The Dark Night was the best movie I have ever seen in my life.
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 07, 08 at 06:21PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Thanks guys . A New chapter is up, check it out lol, I know ZTR will like it. Roster and stuff will be up soon, the next reserve spot is for that and some other things. ------------------- TWG- "Where Legends Are Made" :: The Kingpin Of The Inkpen ::
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Innovate wHy sO sErIoUs? member: postin' posse total posts: 547 since: Jul 2007	Jan 07, 08 at 06:36PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	ECW....on BET? hmm interesting, I see Shelton Benjamin becoming champion, if not, they will say it was discrimination BENJA FOR CHAMP! ------------------- The Damn Real Clique
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wwemarvelfan IM TEH WHOPPER MAN! HEAR ME ROAR!!!! true seeker (2K Remix) total posts: 2251 since: May 2006	Jan 07, 08 at 07:19PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Expect me to be a reader even though you're on Team Mind and I'm on Team Bunny. It's too damn funny to turn down! ------------------- The Damn Real Clique
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 07, 08 at 09:11PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Haha, thanks marvlefan. Well, chapter 3 and the roster is up everyone, so have a look at it and tell me what yall think. ------------------- TWG- "Where Legends Are Made" :: The Kingpin Of The Inkpen ::
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Lone Wolf nWo SLEEPWHENYOUREDEAD! threadnought since: Apr 2003	Jan 07, 08 at 10:16PM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac and Birth Of ECW (HUGE ANNONCEMENT, PLEASE READ)
	Haha. Great stufffff. This is epic win! ------------------- THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD! +TWG+
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Mindgames iMind'y s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1819 since: Jun 2007	Jan 08, 08 at 12:11AM re: The Death Of Vinnie Mac ...and Birth Of ECW (roster up)
	---IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ECW OWNER CACTUS JACK!!!--- ---------------- Cactus: Hello everyone. There has been alot of talk about my ECW program lately. Alot of people are shocked I have brought back so many old greats such as Shane Douglas and Tito Santana. Hey, if WWE can have that flab of a human Ric Flair, why can't ECW have a vet with actual extreme wrestling ability? Anyway, more so than other questions, I keep hearing is "What's it gonna be like Jack!!" "How's it gonna feel Cactus?" "Will it be the same as it was before WWE got it's grubby paws on it?". Well, I will answer all of those questions with one simple video, a flashback if you may. So if anyone, should ever even think of uttering the phrase "What's it gonna be like"? Im gonna look em' straight in the eye and say, it's gonna be just like this.... bang. bang. This message was edited by mindgames on Jan 07 2008.
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