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ok, this took me a while to figure it out, but here's the deal. to get the ??? trophies you need to find these stupid pieces of stainglass. to find them go through linger mode rediculously slowly and watch your "triangle camera" icon (2nd to the left at the bottom). when you see the icon blink that means there's a piece of stain glass somewhere on the screen, just look at it and it will be added to your big window.

what does this have to do with anything? how the *bleep* should i know? all i know is if you collect them all you get trophies, and really, that's the only reason anyone acctually played this abortion of a game.

oh, btw, there are some that are a real bitch to find (like the one by the "echo-chrome dummy." the trick is this: if you need to keep turning the camera click triangle, then turn, when you're as far as you think you can go hit triangle again, reposition your controller, hit triangle again, and keep turning. you can get a nearly 180 look at any scene.

once you've gotten all the trophies pat your self on the back, thank me for pointing it out, then weep over this portion of your life you'll never get back.

wat do they look like? got a pic?

I got them all. It wasn't too hard and actually kinda fun.