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SecretLegend hoofball Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5059 since: Jan 2008	Jun 03, 10 at 1:39am ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	Log in to remove this sponsored message Spoiler: WARNING Derrick Bird from Cumbria having more shots on target today than Emile Heskey has had all season. ShouldhavebeencalleduptotheworldcupLAD felt guilty for laughing ------------------- "The cat is in the sack, but the sack is not closed. The cat is in it, but it’s open — and it’s a wild cat."
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Highbury Highs True Addiction total posts: 19098 since: Aug 2006	Jun 04, 10 at 12:18pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote North Korean striker Kim Myong-Won being named as the third-choice goalkeeper in their official 23-man World Cup squad. Versatile LAD I guess it's true, but still quality nonetheless . quote youporn - 'We are experiencing very high traffic. Please try again shortly. Thank you.' LADS -------------------
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Aido Neolithic total posts: 6435 since: Oct 2008	Jun 04, 10 at 12:30pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD
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shandy Still Seekin' total posts: 3816 since: Mar 2008	Jun 04, 10 at 12:41pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote Aido quote A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of 'THATS THE CENTURY!!', he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants. LAD ahahaha, thats awesome. i have no idea what the joke is here with the LAD thing... maybe someone can enlighten me.
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Benrollo Billy Davies is a red, he hates Derby NeoXtreme total posts: 8457 since: Mar 2007	Jun 04, 10 at 1:00pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	I got a drill for christmas. LAD. ------------------- You've lost that lovin' feeling..
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Timba Liam forum fever total posts: 392 since: Dec 2008	Jun 04, 10 at 1:37pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	www.truelad.com Shandy ------------------- I'm standin' on my Monopoly board That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop 'Till my hip don't hop anymore ♫
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Highbury Highs True Addiction total posts: 19098 since: Aug 2006	Jun 04, 10 at 2:57pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote Seems that North Korea named only two proper goalkeepers in their final 23 man World Cup squad. Striker Kim Myong-won was listed as the third keeper, which was basically North Korea’s way of attempting to take an extra attacker. Except it’s backfired spectacularly. Because now Kim Myong-won (striker) will only be allowed to play in goal. PLAN BACKFIRED AND RUINED THE STRIKERS WORLD CUP LAD Again, funny if true! -------------------
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Kesh 'the good die young' Seeketh Maximus since: Jan 2009	Jun 05, 10 at 1:30pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	^ That's true btw. ------------------- quote chelseajoe185 I had the exact same problem with my ex and she eventually learnt to trust me. But then I cheated on her.
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Benrollo Billy Davies is a red, he hates Derby NeoXtreme total posts: 8457 since: Mar 2007	Jun 05, 10 at 1:58pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote My boss in work has managed to do the schedule so that all the male managers including himself have Englands World Cup games off and all the female managers are in work. BOSS LAD ------------------- You've lost that lovin' feeling..
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Spireite_UK Neo or Bust since: Sep 2008	Jun 05, 10 at 2:08pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	That's what weve done ^ xD 7 of us got a warning a couple of years ago, when the Euro's was on, on our break we went and watched some of a match from Euro's, we got back to work late smelling of beer apparently. I swear if it there wasn't 7 of us we would of been sacked.
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FSC100 Still Seekin' total posts: 3795 neopoints: 166 since: Sep 2007	Jun 05, 10 at 2:33pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote just found my old fencing sword in the loft. all the plants in the garden have now received a trim due to me prancing round in my boxxers pretending to be a sword wielding pirate. LAD ------------------- "True revolutionaries do not flaunt their radicalism, they cut their hair, put on suits and infiltrate the system from the inside" - Saul Alinsky
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Torres Lyonnais' Friend Two much Neo total posts: 2227 since: Sep 2008	Jun 05, 10 at 9:52pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	I kick the ball out of play, so an injured opponent player can get treatment on FIFA. SportsLADship. ------------------- For when facepalms can't even describe fail.
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Chelsea Boi Neo: Essential total posts: 12966 since: Apr 2007	Jun 05, 10 at 9:54pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	I've been reading this for the last month or so now, and some of them are absolutely brilliant! quote I'm ginger and I've had sex. Against all odds LAD ------------------- Credit Jmste Linkin Park - Living Things - 26th June!
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SecretLegend hoofball Seeketh Maximus total posts: 5059 since: Jan 2008	Jun 05, 10 at 10:01pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	"The manager of DW sports inverness has dedicated a wall of the store to having every world cup strip in the tournament, apart from england- SCOTTISH LAD" ------------------- "The cat is in the sack, but the sack is not closed. The cat is in it, but it’s open — and it’s a wild cat."
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FIFAleachy Sycophant Neoholic since: Jan 2008	Jun 05, 10 at 11:20pm ^ re: Truelad - Better Version Of FML
	quote saw some guy having a picnic with his bird in the park, we needed a extra guy for 5 aside, ask him, he sacks his bird off, and we won the game! goodLAD ------------------- Can you pinpoint the place where you lost control?
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