Left 4 Dead Caption Contest

As requested, here is your caption contest. Rules are simple. I will supply a picture, and you guys make a funny and witty caption for it. At first, I didn't think the winner was going to get anything, but then I thought of something. The winner gets to post the next picture. If the winner doesn't post a picture within 24 hours of winning the contest, or if the winner chooses not to post a picture for the next contest, anyone may post the next picture.

The deadline for each contest is within 48 hours of the first post. So, let's say I post a picture on Friday, November 26th at 2:31PM EST. A winner cannot be chosen, and a deadline cannot be posted, until Sunday, November 28th 2:31PM EST the earliest.

That's about it. I'm sure you all know how these work. So enjoy, and here is your first picture:

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Machienzo: 3
PhluXx: 3
kienenloe:2
Dathboy: 2
Drunkguy: 1
Krunk13: 1

Chaos, you should also make it clear how many captions each person can do.

"Bill shows off his new dance moves as the rave moves out to the streets."

Bill's anger management classes went to hell when the apocalypse started.

Bill: Hmm I wonder why zombies bite us so much... Is it because we taste good? Well I'll just have to give myself a try. *Bites Arm*

"Look in the sky! It's a bird....it's a plane...it's a bomb!"

quote WHO922

Chaos, you should also make it clear how many captions each person can do.

"Bill shows off his new dance moves as the rave moves out to the streets."

Thanks, I'll add that to the first post.

All the captions were really good. Hard to pick. I'm gonna have to go with Zazomy's, though. Great job everyone.

Zazomy, it's your turn. You can either post a picture, meaning you will have to judge the next contest and won't be able to submit a caption. If you want, you can also pass, and someone else can take your turn.

_{So you are still the judge?}

Bill: I always thought zombies were corny, but this is just ridiculous.

Zoey: Maybe they're the ones that made the crop circles.

Louis: They're zombies, not aliens Zoey.

Francis: It's like a perverted version of Field of Dreams or something.