How to play
For those of you who are new to this game, here's a quick tutorial.

Basically, the game moderator puts up an image/screenshot of actual in-game footage. Anyone registered may enter the game. You simply enter a caption for the given image. The caption may either be funny, clever or a witty fact or a combination of the three. It is encourage to enter short captions since long one usually drags off the comedy/sense. It is also not strictly forbidden to use strong profane words, this thread is exempted from the forum rules.

The game moderator's decision is final. Do NOT complain if you have lost or didn't receive this point.

A Special Note About My Sense Of Humor: I laugh at pretty much anything, honestly. If your caption doesn't make me laugh, you should stop trying because you have no future in ever making anyone laugh at anything.


The Scoring System

The game will go on for 20 rounds. By the end of the game a winner will be declared and he will receive the privilege to open the next Caption Contest.

Each round will have three winners and a few runner ups. Each place has its own respective score:

• First place receives 4 points.
• Second place receives 3 points.
• Third place receives 2 points.
• Honorable Mentions receive 1 point.

New to this edition are the inclusion of several bonuses available at the judge's discretion.

Lol'd Bonus - If a caption, and this has happened even when I'm competing, makes me laugh hysterically, (rare though) you'll get a 3 point bonus. It can be any ranking caption. This bonus refers to the captions that everyone knows is going to win.
Cocksucker Bonus - This one is an extra point if your caption makes a witty reference to something I consider Cocksucker worthy. For example, Chris Benoit, or J Bro dying in 9/11, or something like that. This only applies for captions that make it into the Top 3, though (Not HM's)
Random Bonus - I will announce surprise bonuses along with some rounds, with point values for them.

Credit to Ped for first post, modified by Bri some, then modified a bit more by ZTR.
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This message was edited by Zhou Tai Rocks on Jul 02 2009.

Triple Cocksucker: Lol, I'm stealing Chris Benoit's move.

Tbone Benjamin Lashley: NO USE IT ON J BRO, NOT ME!!!

Triple Cocksucker: Lol, too late he died in 9/11.

This message was edited by The Blode on May 21 2009.

J.R.:BAH GOD! TRIPLE H'S "O" FACE!! STONE COLD, STONE COLD!!!

Lashley: What is that Bible doing there?

Triple H: Uh...

quote The Hazard

Lashley: What is that Bible doing there?

Triple H: Uh...

Win

HHH: Oh Yeah... Nothing gets me going like using a dead guys move to beat someone.... Tap! Tap!

Lashley: I should have signed with TNA.....

HHH: Uh oh, Clean up in aisle 1! An by Aisle 1, I mean my pants!

Lashley: That's it, I am going to TNA....

triple: guess who?
lashley: oh you, silly buns!

This was Michael Cole's last second in WWE, when he started screaming "Crippler Crossface!" over and over.

Reporter: President Obama, what is your opinion of blacks in America?

Obama: We live in a time where color doesn't mean shit. I mean, look at me, I'm the PREZIDENT BIATCH!

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Ref: Oh, wow. I've never had to end a match because one wrestler killed the other by suffocation. I'm going to pretend racism did not play a role in this.

Vince backstage: HAHA, YES! Next on the list... Shelton.

quote The Blode

Triple Cocksucker: Lol, I'm stealing Chris Benoit's move.

Tbone Benjamin: NO USE IT ON J BRO, NOT ME!!!

Triple Cocksucker: Lol, too late he died in 9/11.

Don't steal my lines you *bleep*ing prick.

I snorted your lines.