OTD III Zydrate comes in a little glass vial - Page 2

quote edgefan246

This OTD needs an Edgefan story to liven it up...


For some reason I hooked up with this chick....she was hot but smoked cigarettes...


Ok so I got with her twice then she lit up a ciggy, then for sooooome reason my brain decides to tell me to hook up with her 8 more times literally the minute she puts out the bud.

Then the next day I was tellin my friend about her and she I guess goes to his school because he was tellin me stories about her. He was telling me that she's.....been around the block a few times, if ya know what I'm saying and thats she's slept with 6 guys....and she's in 9th grade as am I so you get the deal. So it's Monday and Philly was doused in snow so we had off and my friends were bustin on me sayin she probably has some STD's and has given so much head that she could have herpes in her mouth. I laughed and thought it was funny.....until I went home. I was brushin my teeth when I noticed this little red thing on my bottom lip...

I was like...." Oh shit" It worried me cause I literally thought this girl gave me herpes. I even asked my mom if it was herpes and she didn't know what it was.

Long story short it ended up being a scab....me and my friends had a UFC fight on a sheet of Ice and I fell on my face. So yea...

Blah, my tongue burt. I'm being serious though, it actually did. That's what I did last week.

This week I went to a dance and met this chick and we ended up hookin up a few times so all in all, I've been doin pretty ok if I say so myself.

quote Pedigree

Does everyone here have a girlfriend but me?

quote ILUVCITY

Bobby Lashly