Hunter's Tavern XI - Now The Old King Is Dead, Long Live The King

nyah told me.

and i SORT of mentioned how itd be a nice opportunity for you to ravish her...
she was resistant in that "i dont want to but maybe i do" way of hers

yeah. was just linking random funny things because the place is usually so quiet and BAM. banned.

cham, masumara, thy and zahlman are the ones i usually talk to. mainly just cham and masu, though, as the rest are relatively quiet til shadow gets there. or nyah.

ummm havent seen him, sadly.

and porn fic? do tell :3

hey, hey, hey, rathalos. heres a riddle/rap

roses are red, violets are blue

there are a multitude of games that are better than that crappy money generator that barely qualifies as one. only reason to get the newest version they crap out is because of "shiny graphics"

amnesia, borderlands, command and conquer, company of heroes, counter strike, dragon age, dungeon defenders, morrowind, fable 1, fallout 1-new vegas, gta, half-life, just cause 2, LIMBO, mount and blade, STALKER, vampire: the masquerade-bloodlines, warhammer, x-com, sin episodes, and those are just the ones in my steam account.

final fantasy (especially 7-10), mechwarrior, jagged alliance, guild wars, shadow of the colossus, ico, metal gear series, dwarf fortress, the sims, Folklore, patapon, dissidia, Dune 2000, alpha centauri, tomb raider, POKEMON for goodness sakes, the original shooter games like DOOM, and a whole host of others that can actually claim to be games worth playing

add to that the various tabletop wargames and pen and paper games that require -gasp- IMAGINATION and basic mathematical skills to play.

and lets not forget Monster Hunter, all the way from its PS2 origins to the stupidly jap-only P3rd and Frontier, without which we wouldnt even be here talking to each other

old power rangers marathon today.

its sort of sad to see how awesome it actually is compared to today's stuff

quote Kalamity

Unrelated but still kinda is did you guys ever see beetle borgs. I remembered watching it but I didn't remember it being as cheesy as it was. It was never as good as power rangers to me but looking at it now it's even further back.

i did. watched it as a kid and it seemed good. might try watching it again if i can find it on youtube.
also, there was another one that was "super samurai cyber squad" or something like that. REALLY old.

quote Wakaman

They've always had amazing females though, had a major crush on Dino Thunder Yellow Ranger.

mmmhm. some of the villain ladies arent that bad, either

quote Wakaman

Astronema and Vypra look hawt, not sure about the middle one, especially with that insect form.

pre-insect form isnt too bad. think its mainly the makeup that give her cheekbones such a harsh emphasis

quote gn_x00

lol. makes me remember that I used to sit in front of TV everytime there's a power ranger there... but now I forget most of them

there ARE a ton of them

quote Wakaman

Oh, what car do you have AzureLao?

I don't even have my license.

old 1991 Mercury Capri. nice little convertible with a stick-shift. holding up pretty well for its age, and learning manual shifting was fun, if a little scary at first.

i highly suggest getting your license as soon as possible, and getting your car soon after. really is a part of the growing up experience

quote N1ghtmare

Anyone know if its legal to bring home a butterfly knife to England? These shitty customs info websites only want to tell me about alchohol and tobacco limits and what food youre allowed to bring, but I need to know if I can bring these *bleep*ing sweet-ass butterfly knives home.

put it in your luggage bags and dont take it out til you get home. typically, though, knives and other sharp instruments arent allowed on planes.

scratch that. looks like importing switchblades is illegal.

well, kids with ladies tend to want a guy thatll take care of them and their kids...

quote Arcliff

Very fun. Normal edition or PTD?

PTD edition. just got to the capra demon.

walked in, JUMP, dead

quote Arcliff

You killed him with 300+ arrows? Seriously? Wow, I don't have the patience to do that. You should've used your best weapon and the Gold Pine Resin, cause he's weak to lightning.

Also, Blighttown, you're gonna hate that place.

didnt know that, and yeah. had 600 arrows just in case and was left with about 250-300 by the end of it. really, really need to go back to that blacksmith and upgrade my stuff...

and blighttown really isnt that bad, so far. i got a ninja armor set, so thats one point in its favor


ok...now i thoroughly hate blighttown.

beat quelaag and now going to sens fortress. just upgraded my sword to +5 so...here goes...

quote Arcliff

Did you summon Tarkus? I swear, he's better than everyone in the whole game. \D

yeah. hes actually the one that killed the boss. one poke and a huge chunk of that things health went away.

anyways, im at anor londo, and just got out of the Painted World. priscilla makes such a sad little sigh when you kill her.

tried getting her dagger but killed her before getting her tail off

ughhhh.....

this would be far, far, FAR easier if those freaking royal giants didnt respawn. then i MIGHT be able to get to the door with some humanity so i can bring solaire.

thinking of grinding another scimitar to +10 so that i can make quelaags sword and a thunder scimitar. that way i can switch them out during the battle with s+o

quote Arcliff

What Xeros said, you tried playing it with a keyboard and mouse? It's horrible, terrible, not good, and well shitty.

ive been playing it with just the keyboard. actually works well, though it takes a bit of getting used to

Think that I is a pronoun

Also, if you had "swag", then you wouldn't be bothering to tell us because you wouldn't care what we thout about it.

no, sadly. so thats pretty much the first thing im going to be doing when i get back to firelink. then i have to get an armor set upgraded and make more weapons so i have one for every situation

quote WakeCraterWind

It's cuz everything is designed with co-op in mind. Makes me sad that I'll never get to use the railgun. Also I wish you would be able to do more with the Metal Gear you actually make rather than just blow it up over and over again.

yeah, sucks that so many of the cool weapons were co-op based.

the best missile launcher, isnt, though. and getting that one was a massive pain. also, having to S-rank a troop carrier that disgorges about 30+ troops is ridiculous