MHFU Vending Machine Game Thread!

A forum favourite from the MHF2 days!

Member A *inserts a coin* into a vending machine.
Member B will then explain what they receive. It can be anything Monster Hunter related. Be creative.

*Machienzo inserts a coin*.

 XtremeBladesta recieved a Congalala dung bomb, in the face.

*Alkapwn inserts a coin* 

A Blango, wearing aviators pops his head out of the slot. Impossibly, he begins to pull his entire body through the slot with much effort. You stumble back in alarm as his outstretched arms caress your face before his torso emerges, the developed pectorals yanking free with a pop. The rounded belly is next and the effort is great. The Blango's eyes are fixated on yours, their gaze never wavering. Your eyes dart towards the slot and suddenly widen as you notice that the Blango's crotch is clad in a yellow, very strained looking, banana hammock. He jiggles it towards you suggestively before he pulls his legs out quickly. He then proceeds to give you a lap dance. Vulgarly shaking his furry rump in your direction. You attempt to push him off, but he howls and screeches at you, baring his sizable fangs.

You relent yourself to the morbid display of primal affection.

AWPM laughs and inserts a coin.

You hear a slight "nyaaa" and some jingling. A few seconds later, a barrel bomb drops out.

*Azurelo inserts a coin*

X recieves one of Poogie the piggy's poos. How did THAT get in the vending machine? Somebody needs to teach that little porker some manners!!

*Holds nose to block out the stink and inserts a coin*

Machienzo recieves a baby Nargacuga. It looks adorable and would make a fantastic pet.

Just don't make any loud noises or the little guy will get mad at you; but at least the light from his red eyes could help cut down your electricity bill!

*Inserts a coin, but it doesn't work. It is a fake coin given by the Felyne at the weapon store *
*Inserts a new coin*

The machine spits it back out. No matter how you try to put it in, the machine won't take it. With a frustrated growl, you kick the vending machine. It gives you a regular coke instead of cherry.

AWPM pops in a coin.

Hepsilon recieves a Yian Kutku drumstick!!
Umm tasty with some chips and a dollop of ketchup

*Inserts a coin*