Yes people, the storyboard is revived!
The rules, for those who do not know it,

quote KoI

How To:
I Start out with a Sentence Like,"He Wakes up..."
And Other People Continues it
One Sentence at a Time
Rules:
-You can Post at Anytime,But after Posting You Have to Wait 30 Minutes before Being able to Post Again
- You Must Quote The Part of The Story That You're Continuing
-One Sentence Cannot Contain more than 20 Words
-One Story Will end When I Think It's Already Enough(Sorry if This isn't fair)
-No Crazy Stuff like,Sesshyte's Khezu Fanfic >_>
in other words
Please,No P*RN Materials
-Swearing should be Minimal (Any Swear Words should be Changed to *bleep*)
-And Of Course Forum Rules still Apply here
So,No Spamming

This is Mod Approved

So, let us continue from the last post.

quote WhIt3

And then the Gaoren burned up, then...

And he was so depressed that he Committed Seppuku
THE END

Summary:A Roar was heard in the Mountains,when...Lao Shan Lung was PWNING a n00b hunter...who brought hot drinks but no whetstones or potions on the mission. He used..Dung Bomb when Lao Shan Lung opened its mouth. Accidently swallowing it.Laoshan vomited, drowning the hunter and breaking the fortress gate.then a tigrex and a narga mated and a made a.....
a Nargrex, which pwned the Lao eating its....
Unmentionables...so the Neutered Lao-Shan took an educated guess as to why...mankind was created, so the lao became...Albert LaoStein, and found than E(Squared)=MC(Cubed)...thus...
he defined the law of...
physics, then the lao put armor on his stomach and walked to a fortress..... the fortress commander was waiting. He had made a call for help to the Clever Pig.The Clever pig then had a heart attack because he ate too much....
which was exactly what the Clever Pig had planned. Albert Laostein ate the Clever Pig and contracted the rare..Higgly Piggly flu, then Albert went to his friends house and..begged for use of the toilet and copious amount of worchestershire sause. The friend immidiately recognized symptoms of Higgly Pigglyand used the Piggynator on Albert, who ostensibly...Turned into a Ham,Suddenly...an hour later the entire world was made of ham products. Because time/space/truth is relative, Laostein's demise became Natural Law.There was one Man,That survived the Ham Pandemic
That Man is...
currently very happy with the ham situation But if he doesn't learn to curb his appetite he'll get the gout.And now,He is on a Perilous Training to Hold his appetite,Suddenly...he dies from a random diesease found in New Zealand, but he returns from his ashes as a...Mouse not just a Mouse a...
Billy the White Fatty in Disguise Mouse!! Billy then went to...
Court to testify against Michale Jackson,When...Another MichAEL Jackson came and started doing a moonwalk. So, Billy went to his Cousin, Frogg (not Frog, Frogg), then...Frogg turned out to be Michael Jackson's Long Lost Cousin,Joshua Jackson!
Meanwhile...The Hunters Tavern was empty except from Echoes...but then...A Hero Arrives!
It was...Paul Mu'adib and the army of worms came down to conquer the Realm of Ham and usurp Ace Attorney BillyBut,Billy's Powerful Ace Attorney Senses tingled and he expected the Invasion,He decided to...motion that all Spice'd hams be gathered up and used to create a new supra wyvern to draw the approachingarmy of worms to a seagulls nest where they all got....Pecked by Sea-Kut-Kus!! but then
they caught a deadly virus which made them...Stupid,very stupid,until...They got Stupider than Patgar, when suddenly...
An Asteroid Approached Earth,The Asteroid was given the name...Billybob Jr, Billybob Jr then exploded into a thousand...Itty Bitty,Teeny Weeny,Tiny little bits of Billy Bob Jr Jrs,Then...The Billybob jrs hit billy mays! Then..The Asteroid called "Huck" Decimated all of the Billy Jr Jrs and Billy Mays,It's heading for Earth,Meanwhile...
Scientists at Earth tried desperately to stop the asteriod. So they...
decided that the only way was for this story to return to a monster hunter theme! A very...small khezu interupted and electrocuted all of the scientists, it then...Leaped to the asteroid and blew up with it saving Earth. Then A guy with a shotgun...Said "HAIZ, LOOKA MAH SHOTGUNZ!!" then a Red Khezu said "No." then there was a Silence...but!...
The Khezu looked at the hunter again and saw the sahotgun and said "ohhhh Shiny shotgun" The hunter then...
Went, "NEATZ AINTIT!?"..but suddenly, from the ground, there was a...
an akantor, and he did his friggin annoying double tail swipe and everybody died.

THE END!

but one person survived..Vespoidkill the Supreme rose from the Rubble...with a Syrup Bottle stuck to his head, Elite-V66 was back!! and then his mate, the new improved Akantorbot V.67.684884.009, came along, with his all new Multi-Flexible Tail, when suddenly Akantorbot got...
hit by a random meteor from the volcano, it sunddenly transformed into a...Robo-Dancing Squirrel made out of Baby Lao Shan Lungs...when suddenly...ucalumbus appears and...he said "WEELCOMZ TO MEINE WURLDZ!! DU SHIZERZ!!" then V-66 found out...it was a German Ucamulbas wich meant nothing more than...a jelly bean. Then the world imploded and killed EVERYBODY and I mean EVERYBODY. Then god said...
"let the Burridung stink ones more" so it happend. The Burridung..
Went to LaLaLand and then, a Unicorn called...Stinky Po decided to...Kill everyone on a blood thirsty rampage....then *****(Censored. No God words here.) said...."Dude", but all of a sudden, ***** was *****napped by...Osama bin laden....He sent him to his secret underground...
Yian Kut-Ku, he asked us *oink* Be you Angels?? and we said Nay, we are but Men, Rock, OOONNNNN!!! but...despite the Tenacious D Ref, Bin Laden managed to...Get out his sword, but at the last minute a monoblos came and..said he was called Jebus, and then killed Bin Laden and saved *****, thus...He went back to His Rightful Place in Heaven.
Then...Bugsy Malone came along and was like "Hey, punks, hand over da Money, or meet my lil Friend 12 Gauge..." so the little Geek Kid said..."Meet my L33T Particle Cannon,n00b!"
"It's got a Super powerful Optical laser,An infinite amount of Ammo,Cup Holders and..."
The Geek went on about the Particle Cannon until...
Bugsy shot him Square in the Forehead then the Sound *HEADSHOT!* Was heard around the Universe, then...Another Sound was heard it said...*STRIKE 2, ONE MORE AND BATTER OUT!!* It eminated from noneother than Planet...Y,Planet Y.
The Aliens in Planet Y Are Called the...BaseballFreakAlienPeople, they are all set to...to wipe out the monster hunter universe but a Ukanlos said "no.....Akantor, get Kingler...hell Pulverize them", Akantor was like "YEAH, WUTEEVARS SIR..."...Kingler went to Planet Y and said "ALL YO BASEBALL ARE BELONG TO ME AND MY LOYAL MINIONS AND MY KING(ler)DOM!!", shortly after Kingler returned with the Deeds to all the Land on Planet Y..."Cmon, boys, lets go take Planet 2234653..." Kingler muttered...then...*General Grievous voice* "That is unacceptable. Goodbye." Then he sent the Lone Wanderer (Fallout 3) to Planet Y. After he used his new found *awesome* powers, ...accidently blew himself up (lets not get too off topic;) ) The Kingler Kingdom was then overrun by mini Khezus who promptly...got Dessolated by Ucamulbas, Akantor and K.I.N.G.L.E.R.!! The leader of the Mini Khezus gave them...A shiny necklace each, except the Ucalumbus wasn't happy instead he wanted...
a Shiny Ring, so he crushed the Leader and took over the Mini-Khezus Empire for Kingler, they didnt realize that...
Kingler was dead and so the Ucalumbus took the emipire for his race who dminiated over the Earth for many years, and then they decided to...Revive Kingler, since Ucamulbas Empire was always close to Overrun, once Kingler was Back, he was in Perma-Rage, so he took over...A burger king, then he became Burger KingLER. Then Ronald mcdonald assassinated him, and at his funeral... He woke up, and Murdered everyone except Akantor and Ucamulbas, they turned into a Death-Clan and killed everyone they didnt know or didnt like, in the Other Universe however...the akantor and ucalumbus turned on Kingler riping him to shreads, burning him and then opening a black hole dropping in the ahses before closing it again ( kingler is dead!!!!!) they then went and...
got OMGWTHPWNED by a Nargacuga who is 3 times bigger than normal...
and then the Narga said "I BRINGZ BACKS KINGLERZ IFS YOUZ DONTZ GET LOSTS!!" so Ucamulbas and Akantor went off to...
the supah secret temple of secretness...
then the saw a Pile of Ash, and the end of a Black hole, and a Wizard Pheonix, they both souted "NO!!" but where to late, the Pheonix had revived Kingler, and he Mauled Akantor and Ucamulbas with his Claws and put their Heads on the ends of Spears, Kingler made Magi-Pheonix his next Right-Hand Man...they then...
got ambush by a pack of hungry and insane Tigrexes...
but Kingler used theiir Skull Shells for Claw Plating, when the Tigrexes finally Bled to death...they found...
Shenron munching on a...
a cookie, he looked up beserk from being interupted, he swiftly killed magi-pheonix and Kingler befor going back to his cookie to find...
Kingler Ninja'd it, since Magi-Pheonix used a Spell to make Clones of Themselves, Magi-Pheonix used the Internal-Combustion Spell, andShenron was No more....Then they decided to...
Play russian roulet and magi pheonix lost blowing his brains across the room, Kingler screamed...
"Tacos!!" And went to find Tacos, meanwhile, Stegosaurus was looking for...more Tacos when he stumble upon a Burridung.so Stego said "Grrf, outta my way ima Nomming on Tacos, go get some friends" and thus, that is why...
Burridung got emo and said "am i not that nomnom-ish enough for you?" *with pouty eyes*
"Nahh, i doesnt like Burringdungs, tastes Pooey..."...so then...
somebody died??? And was reserected along with the Ucalumbus!but Ucamulbas got a Syrup Bottle to the Head and died, then an Aztecosaurus made a Resurrection of Kingler, the 1000-Year-Crab!! who then got a Job at the Kwik-E-Mrt and got Promoted to...Toilet cleaner, he died from the pungent fumes of a congalala fart, the congalala then... said "Dude, i was on the Loo, youre not meant to clean Loos when im Farting in one...Jeez, things these days..." so then...
This thread died...then I....
.. there must be some way to make booze outta khezu thunder sacs...
Maybe with some honey and.........
Stale Milk, but, one thing he forgot was...
that the thread was dead so he walked off into the distance and DIED.
But, outta nowhere, a Naruga with G infront of it appeared and said
"What am I a giant parrot?! Weelllll Ima giant parrot with a poison stinger that...."
has Lasers, Atomic Masses, and..." the Garuga kept blabbering on, when...suddenly a Missile hit him which led to the Chronicles of...
the Chronicles of..
Dr. Strangehunter: OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Khezu-shock.
It was the first Best Seller in Minegardian history...
the Second being, The Teddybear Trilogy, but then...
that's really only because government supported surveys don't report the sales of titles such as the Narga Sutra and Madame Gravios' Gravy Kitchen.Then the economy collapsed, drought was everywhere, so Mr.Monopolymanjr decided to invest in a...
a book which they kill everyone and so he did, he built an atni matter bomb which created a black hole killing everything apart from...An ant, then that ant mutated and became a khezu-ant, the khezu-ant fed on a wild platapus, mutating the word platypus into the word platapus without using a Y. Then the khezu-ant...
a black hole killing everything apart from....
the Phase Gao-Ren! He shifted into Nth Space and crawled supra fast over the Earth's surface reverse of the axis to rewind time AND.....!!
it was back to the First ever Story (in Thread 1), the Guy woke up, then the Village Cheif went to Blangoinga Nests...
But, the Gaoren didnt realize that...
He was a monkey. then he went crazy and threw poo at..
at his own foot, ate it before going on to terrorize...
France! It found demonbear in france and ate his...
Pinky Toe...but then, a Real Gaoren came and Sweeped up...An Ice Cream! Then...
a Gaoren made of Cheese came along and said "100000z per Bite!!" so then he made money out of it ad bought a...
PSP!
So,he played...HALF MINUTE HERO FTW~! And then...the PSP crashed...And caused the Gaoren to burn up. Then..He Committed Seppuku
THE END

This, as far...is the damn longest story ever had.

NOW NEW SENTENCE
A couple was dating on a beach when suddenly...









This message was edited by Xeros_the_Slayer(moderator) on Nov 02 2009.

quote WhIt3

A couple was dating on a beach when suddenly...

A Plesioth surfaced and ate them both,then...

You should've made a new thread when we hit page 30... Ohh well...

...the couple performed the sacred 'Husband-Wife Gattai'...

which involved them cutting themselves out through its stomach...

When they realized, Billy was riding the Plesioth, the Couple said "*bleep* Off Billy, youve been in every Story, your the Famous one" when Suddenly the Plessie got bonked on the Head by a...

A Congalala playing a HH. But then the congalala felt hungry so he...

...tried to take a bite outta the plessy, however...

The Plessy said "Im a firin ma LAZER" and he ran and ate a blue mushroom, then a ucalumbus came along and said...

My blue mushroom you son of a, he then proceeded to...

Chomp on the Plessies Toe...but then...

he saw out of the corner of his eye, the AKANTOR! When he got to the akantor, he was...

Per-swayed by the akantor to kill himself, then the akantor danced the...

quote Ultimate s10

Per-swayed by the akantor to kill himself, then the akantor danced the...

The Dance of Life, which in tun summoned a...

G-Rank Melynx. the G Rank Melynx then joined the Akantor on dancing.

And then Felynes joined in.