Swords of Chaos {Thread CXXXIX/139} Brilliant. - Page 12

GRAPED IN DA MOUTH, GET RAPED FGT, LIL BITCH, U MAD?

All these taunts and moar were included in yesterday's graping of a wifi abusing team. Yup, forgot to tell the story. (:

ONCE UPON A TIME, as in yesterday, Choco took a stroll to AiB. Arriving in chat, someone by the name "arod" asked for team friendlies. Choco offered to do teams and he accepted, after a long and hard search for a partner, I ended up teaming with my dubz ladder partner. After 2 matches, where we graped them in both cuz I used Diddy, they were a Lucas+Peach team, I went DK and my partner stayed Luigi, it started lagging like a *****, end result in me SDing twice in total and my partner 2 times too, we got 5-stocked. Next match I went Fawks, knowing Fawks is ghey online, it d/ced so the dood rehosted, etc. I chose Fawks again, this time I didn't fall into a charged Usmash by the Lucas but died early AGAIN anyway cuz I somehow got killed by a stitchface or something. My partner was holding his stock but they were 2vs1ing him while I came back, managed to kill the Peach and my partner gimped the Lucas. I completely graped the Peach's next stock, taking less than 20% and killing her. And my partner gimped the Lucas. :I Moving on, we graped the Peach in a 2vs1. The match after it started lagging badly again but we pulled off the win, just barely. The match after me and my partner made an Earthbound team, me going Lucas and him Ness. After graping them in a couple of matches, it came down to my partner(ness) against their lucas, this is where it became clear they were using lag, as my partner tried coming back onstage after getting thrown off, a massive lag spike appeared(i thought it was a d/c @___@) and the lucas was charging a Usmash. After the lag spiked went away, my partner fell into the fully charged Usmash but didn't die cuz he was only at 10% when he took the hit. He ended up winning the match with a Bthrow. Next match I was pissed off at what they had done, so I went TL. My partner got lag gimped twice, but I wrecked the Lucas to even it out(though the Peach was giving me problems >_>), in the end my partner got lag gimped again and I was left alone in a 2vs1, using TL's agile movement and floatiness, I made the opponents hit each other and was able to kill the Lucas with a Uair while planking. After I got it down to a 1vs1 with the Peach who iirc was at 120%+, and I was at 130%+, it started lagging terribly, I was making too many mistakes, took an Fair when I was at 140% but survived. I was barely inflicting anymore damage at this point, but was taking hits and resulted in me getting up to 190%+. This is where the lag cleared, I camped the shit out of the Peach to get her up to 170%+-ish and planked until he tried to Dair me cuz I was hanging on the edge but got the kill with a Uair cuz it grapes Peach's Dair. We proceeded to grape them almost every match from that point on, only losing once, until when they ragequitted. :I

THE END

P.S. The taunts thing was cuz we started using offensive taunts after it was made clear we pissed them off. :3

Riolu, I'm on if you want to do the Ganondorf stand brawls...

i dont like that guy but i love seeing what he says XD link pl0x?

In a shocking move, Rust moves up as well.

quote Leeo_the_Fourth

Riolu, I'm on if you want to do the Ganondorf stand brawls...

Yes I'll add you and host.

And Cero we should do the zombie matches too.

someone brawl me

quote ed11

LMAO WTF CHOCO LOL
sup compadres

howdy
poncho mole wants to brawl you for your rank