Somehow qualified for the Euros as England, winning my last game against Croatia to scrape through.

Then had an exciting time in the tournament itself. First game I lost 3-1 to Germany, they scored late on to make the scoreline more flattering than it was.

Then in the second game, I won 1-0 against Switzerland. But in the third game, I found myself 3-1 down to Spain with just 15 minutes to play, and I was facing an early exit. I chucked on Peter Crouch, and he bagged a brace to tie things up at 3-3! And in the third minute of injury time made sure of qualification to make it 4-3. Magic.

In the quarters I faced Norway, and I took the lead on my first attack. I thought the game was going to be easy, how wrong I was. I drew 1-1, and went on to lose on penalties (dont England always?!).

I've since won the Euros as Czech Republic (didnt qualify), beating France on penalties.

I've just started a qualification campaign as the mighty Turks