blog Everyones doing it soooo....A Pokémon Emerald Randomlocke - Page 4

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Who are you?


You sure it didn't just end with damn it Soda you already took the joke here.


ALTARIA FIGHT ALTARIA FIGHT.


Like a bitch.


Well that is true, you're mostly just weak.


*bleep*.


*bleep*.


Gonna need a HM slave for this one.


Juan is so good at the minor physical work no one else wants to do, I just ask him to do anything and he's like "k ese"


Honestly I wasn't dying for this, even with Sludge Kum never seemed to deliver anything less than 2HKO's


So see this girl, she's somewhat special.


Because this thing has Earthquake.


Lanturn cannot learn Earthquake.


Oh hey Zapdos was down here.


In a horrible situation it may be a lifesaver, I'd rather not though, but eh, better than Counter.


And THESE assholes both have a Slaking and a Skill Swapper, yeah you wish I'd fight you in doubles.


Next time, the big finale, the Elite 4.

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I believe in them, they believe in me. Lets do this.



Final Movesets here.


Get on with it.


Time to brake out the rain and the game with it. Sid here likes his Pokémon made of paper, so this is a solid idea.


YO. YOOOOOOOOOO.


Noriko was able to come in and save the day though. One down.


Phoebe is going to be a bit trickier. Confirmer has Shadow Ball but...


Either way, knowing she ALWAYS starts with Protect I take the opportunity to troll her shit with Perish Song. Match went reletively smooth, most of the party got in on the action...then I forgot her main Dusclops has Ice Beam.


LIL'RAVAGE STOP DOING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK. Two down.


As for Glacia, well.....

*four Brick Breaks later*


*WHEEEEEEZE*


*EXHALE* Three Down.


As for Drake, well~~~


Again, like that weird girl who doesn't wear anything, Drake always starts off with Protect. 'Castform' has Ice Beam. Feel free to speculate the battle.


Kum gets a call out for being the one who manhandled Kingdra.


Now trust me on this one.


Sup.


You. You've got Rain Dance and Dragon Dance. I've only got Rain Dance.


Are you ready?


I've played Emerald alot. This thing has Blizzard, Tentacruel and Milotic have Ice Beam, Confirmer can't just sweep this.....right?



Tell me, what does 'Baiting Blizzards and Pressure' mean to you?


Answer.


Hahahahahahahaha.


Not a single one could even get an attack off.


Champioooooons!

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The Champions



Kum the Muk.

You ever hear the term 'Unexpected Bro', can't say I've ever really thought much of the term since I mostly plan my teams, but Kum was something I'd absolutely give that title, being my very first capture Kum was here for basically the entire Nuzlocke, when I saw him I expected average, what I got was a reliable as all hell answer to just about everything. He could ALWAYS take a hit, and would ALWAYS hit back hard. Maybe he never quite hit OHKO's often, but very rarely did he need to flee from anything.



Confirmer the Celebi.

Unlike Kum, I knew I was in for a good time when I saw the ball click on this one, although perhaps not the strongest thing due to a terrible movepool until fairly late, Confirmer was another reliable hit taker with fantastic 100/100/100 defences. Confirmer always delivered me good news fast and reliably. Not to mention demolishing Wallace.



Fortuna the Latias.

Truely a Goddess of Luck shined down on me when I was gifted Fortuna, superb in just about every aspect, offensively and defensively. I really can't say any more about her, Fortuna was simply an absolutely beast.



Lil'Ravage the Altaria.

My face when I saw you kid. Right after the slaughter in Norman's Gym did you appear to me, and you carried on Ravager's rap career fantasticly, make no mistake, you were not just a replacement to Ravager to me, you were your own partner all the same, perhaps some later bros would not even have been caught without your sweet rhymes.



'Castform' the Suicune, seen here in an artists interpretation of what he looked like to my foes.

I'm quite thankful to that guy over at the Weather Institute, his blindness gifted me with this brutal truck of a Pokémon, yet another Pokémon that would soak up hits all day every day, and when I needed it, invoke the absolutely savage power of Rain for truly gigantic hits. You were also a vital part of 'Operation *bleep* Wallace in the butt'.



Noriko the Hitmontop

You certainly didn't get your praises sung too loudly, perhaps it's because you came so late, but you were definitely no pushover and I don't regret using you one bit. I'd say you would have been quite vital thanks to your utterly destroying Glacia that let me Aim for the Top as most of the other guys were quite Ice weak.

The Fallen Heroes



Psyduck the Golduck.

Uh....Sorry about that one, I think I had an Antidote, you would have just gone in the box though because I already had Water.....



:3 the Quagsire.

*bleep* ;-;
You were the best of the best, absolutely no situation seemed even close to a problem, you effortlessly tanked even Grass moves when I *bleep*ed up. And then in my most dangerous moment I relied on you as always and you were taken from me so quickly. I'll never forget ya you Sassy bitch.



Ravager the Altaria.

Did your Sing even miss? Even more than Lil' you assisted in so many captures, without your tunes vital members like Confirmer or Fortuna might not have been there, you always had a bit of damage problems due to bad moves, but had you lasted just a bit longer your single flaw would be gone with Dragonbreath.



Soda the Pupitar.

Look I know you mad at me for your death but your the one who's Rock Slide just barely failed to kill that Lionone, it's a bad damage rolls fault. Not yours or mine, Luck just didn't shine upon you.



Shoe...

Hey sorry about that one little guy, I was emulating a strategy that had worked for me in the past, looks like the old man learned from that. You wern't meant to be sacrificed like this.



Adorrible

I knew you were going to die when I picked you up, there is simply too much Water in Hoenn and your typing is kind of awful, but I needed you, you were my best answer to Norman. So imagine my surprise when you not only lasted so long, but what finally did you in would have done ANYONE in. Great job.



UmadMaxie? the Groudon.

I didn't know you for long buddy, but I would have loved to keep you around.

Special Thanks



Juan the Lombre.

Always had the HM compatibility I needed, thanks bro.