re: Bass and Zeezow: When Dirty Minds Play Pokemon [A Zee Bass Production]
Well, it's been a while so I'll be posting now and MegaBassMan will get a double blog sometime soon, hopefully :3
Current Location: Striaton City Time: 1:51 Current Team
Spoiler:Team
HM slaves or temporary Pokemon
Hayley the Purrloin lvl. 14
Vast the Patrat lvl.2
Entry 3- The Illusion king After a break I started my other game now to get my other team mate, and one that I can depend on unlike that Hayley. I started up my white and since I'm too lazy to get an egg and hatch it I will just trade in that Zorua without nicknaming it since I got it from a friend... it will evolve into Zoroark soon anyways, so I'm still following the rule of naming my Pokemon after a neo-member! I did want to name it after a fan though, maybe next time ;-;
I take Jason off the box and trade it off for that smexy Zorua :3 Also Jason was at level 8 and so was Zorua so it's a bit of a fair trade Also, you may ask, what makes it smexy? Well it's shiny, has perfect IV's, a jizz-worthy nature being Timid (+Speed, -Attack), and 4 awesome egg moves which are Dark Pulse, Extrasensory, Memento, and Counter!
I went to grind Zorua for a while before I head to Route 3, and I just noticed that I get that boosted Exp. since it's a traded Pokemon... OH HECK YES! Zorua will be a great team mate Now I just noticed how worthless Hayley is... There is a 6 levels gap between Zorua and Hayley and the stats are so close... sorry Midnight ;3 Zorua was even able to beat pokemon at higher levels with no super effective moves. Yup, finally things are looking bright for me :'3 But I'm doing a Dark-mono... so shouldn't Dark be better than bright? Well, whatever I get Zorua at level 11 and I head to route 3!
Route 3 At the day care now, but I don't think I will have to drop anything here now, all I have is 2 team mates. I went to the Preschool and the first battle against some lady that says this "I feel invincible because I'm surrounded by children" YELP! A pedophile right at the start... wait, can women be pedophiles too? Well I do hope she isn't the one who is in charge of the games in there, I mean she will let the children have a race on who can get that milk out first! I'm thinking of buying her a vibrator so she wouldn't cause any trouble, but that would just make me a bigger Awkward penguin... Or maybe I should tell the old lady. Then I suddenly thought "why am I wasting my time trying to solve that?" Then it hit me... it's because I envy those children, why didn't I get to play that game with her? T~T To get my revenge I will just let my Zorua sweep her team 3: I also unleashed my rage by beating all of those lucky toddlers' Pokemon! o:< I also went to sleep in their room to heal my Pokemon, and yup looking at things I'm sure she lets all the games goals be pleasing her ;-; I also talked to one of the children and all he said was "Yeah! Yeah!"... I gotta leave this place before I lose my mind >_<
Cheren suddenly comes out of no where and tells me to stop, he said that we both have the first badge so we may be equal and strength and we should see who is stronger. Bitch, since when where you under the illusion you may be stronger now that I have the illusion king? He sends out Oshawott and I send out my Zorua who is pretending to be a Tranny Patrat... what a great master of Illusion you are, Zorua <3 You just wanted to put him under the illusion that we may lose, yeah? :3 My Dark Pulse leaves Oshawott at red and all his Oshawott does is use focus energy. Zorua finishes it off with the second Dark Pulse and Cheren sends out Purrloin. Since I need Hayley to at least level up a bit I send her out, even though a not-very effective move form Zorua does better than any of Hayley's move, but oh well. Hayley is 2 levels higher than the opposing Purrloin and man I can't believe it... my Scratch barely hurts the opponent while it's Fury Swipes gets me to Yellow ;-; I use Fury Swipes and it only hits twice unlike the opponent that hits 4 times -.- I use Assist and I get Dark Pulse, yes! the opponent used Growl and it's in red now. I miss clicked Assist instead of scratch and I thought I was going to lose since this time I got Extrasensory which does no damage, and the opponent also used Assist which just got it a Focus Energy *phew* Hayley's Scratch finishes the battle and I won :3 Suddenly out of no where two plasma grunts run off to some cave with Bianca following them. We ask Bianca what's happening... So they stole a little child's Pokemon... not sure if that's beastiality or pedophil-ish Well, I heal and head after them.
I fight that Plasma grunt and apparently his Pokemon is only a Patrat... pffffft, Zorua OHKO'd it with Dark Pulse! Now another battle which is a double battle. Dark Pulse OHKO, another Dark Pulse OHKO, and that is how I won while Cheren did nothing other than stroking his hair :3 We got the Pokemon back and I just went to get that item lying in the floor which was thief, a good STAB TM to have. Zorua learned Faint Attack over Counter, it's good to have a move that won't miss C: Zorua proceeds to sweep all the other trainers at route 3 either OHKO-ing or 2HKO-ing them. I also should mention that Hayley finally learned a STAB move being pursuit.
Nacrene City I enter the city to a sight of Cheren telling me where the PokeCenter is... seriously? I bet he's just trying to let me avoid entering any of those storage buildings because, you know, that's where all the action happens. Using those escape ropes and Vaseline... I don't want to go too deep in it If you know what I mean Ahem, now I head to the center to heal my Pokemon then go to that museum and N shows up. Well, hipster talk here and there and he's done. Let's battle :3 Zorua is just a boss. OHKO Pidove with Dark Pulse and OHKO Timburr with Extrasensory... gosh I love egg moves <3 I decided to unleash Hayley's sexiness at Tympole and it seems like Pursuit is useful, as it does a bit more damage than Slash, but maybe because it's that Hayley is higher by 2 levels... I don't know. Hayley gets confused and kills herself... good job. Zorua comes out and gets me the win as usual >_> I was just thinking now how Zorua will make this game pretty easy since it's pretty strong then I suddenly remembered something... it will stop obeying me once it reaches a certain level O_0 thank god I remembered otherwise I would have a rough time battling the gym leader XD lol, rough time... maybe we like it rough
I enter the museum and get myself a boring tour... they basically tell you things you can just predict yourself, but oh well here I go and enter the gym.
Hayley was at level 15 and Zorua was at level 19, so I had to keep Zorua at that level and try and sweep all the other trainers without giving Zorua any experience, and boy I'm glad I had memento at Zorua and Sand-attack at Hayley... I basically used sand attack some times, switched to Zorua to heal Hayley then use Memento causing Zorua to faint and I send back Hayley to defeat the opponent... what a great strategy :'3 After a lot of hard work to just beat those three trainers that would otherwise take 5 minutes I reach that gym leader. PS: To any of you who don't know Momento it basically causes the user to faint while harshly lowering the opponent's attack and special attack.
Gym Battle- Lenora Hayley is now at level 17 and Zorua is still at 19 once I approached this battle. I wanted to lead with Zorua but I forgot to put it in the lead, but it's fine, Hayley can do this. Hayley is sent against Herdier and used Sand Attack twice while Herdier used Leer then missed the other time :> Switched to Zorua first Dark Pulse got him to Yellow and it flinched... perfect! Lenora uses the super potion and I feel so relived she used it now other than at her Watchog, Zorua proceeds with Dark Pulse twice and the beast falls. Watchog's turn now so I switch Hayley basically for death fodder since that retaliate can deal a shit ton of damage, but it ends up using leer anyways while Hayley throws sand at it's eyes, the next turn retaliate crits Hayley and OHKO's it even when she was at full health. Zorua is sent and Watchog uses Crunch while Zorua fights back with Dark Pulse, next turn Watchog uses retaliate and I just wish Zorua won't die and it lived with 4 HP! Thus a second Dark Pulse got me the win! With that I have 2 badges, I save and close the game to beat Plasma's ass first thing next blog :')
Progress: Zeezow Current Location: Nacrene City Time: 3:04 Current Team
re: Bass and Zeezow: When Dirty Minds Play Pokemon [A Zee Bass Production]
Zorua4bossStatus. I enjoyed the pedophile kids wanting to get out lol, that was pretty funny. And hipster Burgh's coming soon! Good luck with those hipsters lol.
re: Bass and Zeezow: When Dirty Minds Play Pokemon [A Zee Bass Production]
Wow, Hayley is just about as clumzee as Misty's Psyduck. >>: It's good to see one of yous FINALLY did another entry. :33 You gotsa change my name in the notif btw bebs. <3
Zeezow, you're the one doing it with MegaBassMan, right? I was following that, but I forgot to ask to be fanned. I've been more active recently, and I don't want to come across as annoying.
re: Bass and Zeezow: When Dirty Minds Play Pokemon [A Zee Bass Production]
Ahem, finally got to update this :>
Current Location: Nacrene City Time: 3:04 Current Team
Spoiler:Team
HM slaves or temporary Pokemon
Zorua the Zorua lvl. 20
Hayley the Purrloin lvl. 17
Vast the Patrat lvl.2
Entry 4- Squash ALL the bugs! After getting the second badge I head over to heal my Pokemon, but who do I see? Plasma grunts all over the museum! What? You wanna steal the dragon skull? Go ahead, I couldn't care less, the gym leader caused me trouble beating her and I don't mind you guys bugging her :3 Just as they steal it this is what their group leader said: "To show you that we are serious. We will steal the skull right before your eyes" Guess someone needs to show him how stupid he looked saying that, maybe I'll help the leader after all. As I step outside I meat up with Bianca, Cheren, Lenora, and well who else would show up? Burgh... and guess who do I end up with?
Spoiler:
None other than this hipster. His scarf, hair, pants, hell even his pose screams HIPSTER! I bet you'd find an instagram account filled with his pictures =/ Also look at his belt.... just look at it! It's so... words can't describe :<
Pinwheel Forest Bugs, bugs, bugs, and some monkeys... that's everything over here. It was a piece of cake too, Zorua just swept everything, and to not let it level over 30 I also used Hayley a couple of times. Through many rough battles that otherwise would've been a one-turn battle, Hayley reached level 20 and evolved! Finally, Hayley can 2hko the wild Pokemon now :> And yes, that is an accomplishment with Hayley... sadly ;-; If anyone was wondering how she got to reach that level, well it's because of all the hard work she put in her battles... oh who the hell am I kidding, it's just because the hax gods realized how pathetic she is and made the Trainer's Pokemon miss any move after a single Sand-Attack from Hayley. I'm grateful for their assistance, now she doesn't depend on hax anymore for winning battles against trainers!
At the end of the forest I reach the grunt with the skull, and this is what he said "A pursuer? Ha ha, it's just a child, I'll beat you" ...... Zorua, show him who's boss! and guess what? Zorua did show him who's boss by ohko-ing every member of his team! :3
We got the Skull back and everyone lived happily ever after C:
Skyarrow Bridge Running....... running looking at this amazing scene... Wait, no battles? Moving on....
Castelia City Man I love this city! Well, the first time I visit it I did... not anymore. It takes ages to go anywhere over here. I head to the gum, but before being able to enter I have to rescue some kidnapped Munna... and it's none other than Bianca's Munna. Why is Team Plasma always bullying her? Anyways, that's not my problem, I get rid of those grunts and Burgh finally gets back to his gym!
This gym is probably the one I'm scared of the most. Since I have no super effective moves while all of them do. Remember when I said I wasn't using Zorua much since I didn't want it at a high level where it disobeys me? Yeah, I think I was too scared and now its level is too low... but that didn't stop it from OHKO-ing every Pokemon in this gym. Now for the battle against Burgh!
Gym Battle- Burgh I lead with the star of the team, Zorua which is at level 26, as Burgh leads with Whirlpede. PERFECT! I have Extrasensory to deal with this, and Zorua gets the ohko! :3 Zorua is at level 27 now and Burgh send out Dwebble. I keep Zorua and use Dark Pulse that lands another OHKO, that's pretty good! Burgh sneds out his last Pokemon Leavanny which is at level 23, and I'm just wondeirng why was I scared of this gym... I'm sure it had higher leveled Pokemon, I thought Leavanny was at 26 myself! Oh well, Dark Pulse from Zorua takes half of it's HP while it fights back with Razor Leaf, and now Zorua's illusion wears of, it no longer looks like a tranny Patrat aww :< Oh well, another Dark Pulse lands the KO and with this I get my third badge without even using Hayley!
Sorry this is shorter than usual, but well, it's no longer summer and it's hard to find enough time :<
Progress: Zeezow Current Location: Castelia City Time: 4:24 Current Team