CWM XXXIII - Yes we do. Publicly humiliating you is part of the forum's native charm.

What are those boxes around the page numbers for?

Woke up to find a sodding great nail firmly embedded into the right front tyre today. What kind of twat leaves nails lying around the road? Also, since i've got back on the road i've noticed that my road rage has increased tenfold.....Good eh.

John Lennon is the Eggman. He says so in 'I Am The Walrus'.

"I am the Eggman, goo goo g'joob'

Stop trying to be funny, you lumbering oaf.

quote The Haz

That's a hueg improvement, Pauls.



and this way there is someone that even you are funnier than

First and foremost, I post to entertain me. If I make myself laugh a bit then great. If other people find it funny as well, then thats a bonus. Now bugger off you slag.

Oh, and Paul....I knew he was talking about you, Paul, but this Paul decided to get in on the joke. Ok Paul?

Oh now come on Paul. Yourself being a Paul, and of course myself being a Paul is what this is Paul about. Two Pauls in a pod, if you will.....Paul, I said Paul, stop disrespecting the Paul brand and live up to being a Paul, or else this Paul won't be so happy.

What references Haz? Jacks not here because he's coming to terms with the fact that Pompey are doomed. As are manager-less Bolton, as it goes.

I reckon Fergie Mk II will get it.....Anyway, its bloody half past bloody five in the morning and you're still awake. Get to bed you little sod.

quote The Haz

Did you know that if you chopped down every tree in Africa, in 35 years Giraffe would have normal sized necks ?

You're having a giraffe aren't yer?

quote The Haz

Just had a few games with Pauls.



He's pretty good with that peashooter of his


I was also left lolling when he messaged me 'twat' when i shot him in the arse on Estate xD

I didn't realise you were in my game until you sniped me. Kind of a rude awakening it was.

And do you always use a sniper rifle? Have you tried using an AR yet?