quote ChiroVette

Well, since nobody else seems to be going for it, congratulations. You just took first place in a beauty contest with one contestant!

quote Gamesta100

Why be original when the title of the thread is unoriginal itself?

quote Atomic

I thought Where Hope is a Dirty Word was from GTA IV.

quote Pauliepoos

This Froot Loop joke is already wearing thin. So whoever you are, stop it right now before I scald you with a wet plimsoll.

_{Why? This kid jokes are gold. Besides, Chiro started the froot loop malarkey might as well make it a terrific joke on a daily basis.}

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They hatin'
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
My post are all caps
I'm laggin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me trollin' dirty

Mods think they can see me lean
I'm small so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me troll by they can see the glean
And my epeen on the deck and the computer screen
Trollin' with a new trick, that like hold up
Next to the PlayStation controller is a full clip and my granola
Turn a moderator into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Master Chief
Just tryin' to bone, ain't tryin' to have no trollin' babies
Trollin' clean as Oxi-Clean so I pull in all ladies
Laws on trolin', and you know they hate me
Trollin' turned all the way up, and to the maximum
I can speak for some trollas tryin' to jack for some
But we packin' somethin' and what we have for um will have a troll jacked up by the maximum
Ban cell, I'm grippin' the space key
Caps up big and typing low
Troll stay twistin' like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in this post
Windows down gotta stop postin'
CD change trollin' like who's that producing
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and trollin
Got warrants in every forum except 4chan but I still ain't losin'

[Chorus]

I been trollin'' and trollin holdin' shift cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the forum po pos scope this big ol' Excursion swerving all up in the forum man
Trolla been sippin' on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin' a hundred while I while I'm yellin' all caps in the post man
And rollin' another one up, we livin' like we ain't givin' a post
I got a twinkie in my right hand, keyboard on my lap typing my balls off
Rollin' a trollin' fee, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my do-jo
I gotta get back to computers
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the mod we creep creep
Pop pop hope mods don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the code of conduct we dodge em like *bleep* em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a keyboard in car, and a computer to bark, but well if you want, trolla you poppin' dark
Ready or not we bust post off in the forum with trollin' masta shadowstark and mastatrolla

[Chorus]

Say what you thinkin' so, I trolled all of you long ago
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slow
A trolla upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin' me with plenty of the spam and dro
So they get behind me tryin' to check my tags, look at my postcount and they smilin'
Thinkin' they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin'
'Cause they denyin' is trollin' profiling
Wow, OT you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
troll compartment gotta get my trollin' mags
'Cause the crooked mods try to come up fast
And been a trolla' that I am I talk to them, giving a damn 'bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even trollin' dirty bet you'll be leavin' with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in post numba 2 on some more trollin' dude
You can't ban me plus you can't sue
This a message to the mods tellin' them WE HATE YOU
I can't be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my phone
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a post I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your post and it's on

quote Pauliepoos

This Froot Loop joke is already wearing thin. So whoever you are, stop it right now before I scald you with a wet plimsoll.

quote ChiroVette

You just took first place in a beauty contest with one contestant!

quote GexTheLizard

quote ChiroVette

You just took first place in a beauty contest with one contestant!

He's still beautiful on the inside Chiro. Mommy says!