After the final episodes of season 1, and in the style of Silent Hill, we had arrived at two different endings. The 'revenge' ending, and the 'Lycan' ending if you got 20,000 points and used a bullet in the final fight (whatever that fight might have been). And so we start a clean slate here, in season 2. Let the zaniness begin!!!!

James: (looking in a bathroom mirror and sighing)... Why did Pyramid Head get more cameos in the last season than me?

Mary: (in James's head) Hey leave me alone! I don't need your bullshit now!... it's my time of the month

James: How the hell can you still have a menstrual cycle?

Ed: (in bathroom stall while listening to James's self-conversation... to understand how confused he is, remove all of Mary's speech) *whispering* Did that guy just ask himself if he has a menstrual cycle?

Mary: Fine then, I guess I'll have to show you how you make me feel...

James: YOU'RE TOUCHING ME!!!!

Ed:

Mary: Now who's your Momma?

James: YOU ARE! MOMMY! YOU ARE MY MOMMY! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

(Ed runs out of the stall and screams for help)

Lycan: What's up with him?

Valtiel: No freakin' clue. It seems like that roadside bathroom scares the crap outta everyone... but I did nothing to it!

lil horror: lol, Dead Ed, what an ass

Lycan: ... *siren from Kill Bill and close up of his face colored red* ... WTF are you doing here?!?!?!

lil horror: You did the ritual of the holy assumption, n00b now I'm a ghost.

Lycan: Yeah I did the ritual... but I was young and was only doing the work of my lord! See, I told you I was the greater Walter fan!

lil horror: So? At least I can float around *starts floating around like a ghost from SH4) Whooo... hey, how come you're not getting a headache?

Lycan: Cos I murdered you Your spirit has no residual effect on me.

lil horror: That freakin' sucks... ah well, I can fly! Wheeee... *floats away*

Lycan: Goddammit... Why did I sell the only sword of obedience I had so I could get a mars bar?

ahahah a SEASON 2 already!! man you guys might be trying to Rival the OC lol wonder what they would say to that (idea for a scene lol) good work guys your stuff was funny^^

make sure to keep it up

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Men and women are learning animals. If you do not see what they have learned, you're blind. They are creatures ever changing, ever improving, ever expanding their vision and the capacity of their hearts.

*CP walks up next to lycan and starts eating a mars bar*

CP: Beats me

*Lycan jumps to the side*

Lycan: Jezz don't sca.....IS THAT MY MARS BAR!!

CP: YEAH WHATS IT TO YOU!!

Lycan: Err...Its worth umm stuff

*CP gives him a evil stare*

Lycan: Oh yeah

*Give her a evil stare then CP licks the Mars bar*

CP: Still want it

Lycan: Thats a stupid question......Answer No

CP: Good *Takes a bite out of the Mars bar

Lycan: This is a stupid way to start my new thread life i need to pee be back

*Walks into the restroom which James is still in*

CP: Moron....3

CP: 2

CP: 1

*Lycan runs out of the restroom screaming*

CP: Such fun

Oops... I didn't see this before. Oh well, now there are 3 different endings for season 1.

WOOT!! It's gonna be good!

Memory of Eileen was at the store...selling a bunch of magazines to old women and young ones. Cute Phantasy was shouting at them as she's showing a mag to them...

CP: Who wanna buy them?! Who wanna buy them!!! It's a precious mag for those who need help with the make-up problems and the addiction problems!!!

Mem: Yeah, heard what she say!!

Crono show up all of a sudden and take a good look at the magazines...

Crono: Oh gawd, I'm BLINDDDD!!! *he ran into the crowd, crying*

CP: What was that?

Mem: Just a moron show up for no reasons and then he got blinded by this mag..

CP: How strange. (turns to the crowd) Who wanna buy them! Don't mind by crono's crying in silence and just focus on our mags!!

PH show up all of a sudden...was gruntling as he was being shoved by the crowd...dragging his great knife.

CP: *Look at PH* Eh, wanna buy it?

PH: Hellz no! I'm here for Memory

Mem under her breath: Shit...(hide under the table)

CP: What?! Are you here to punishing her??

PH: *polishing his great knife* Yes, how right you are...

CP: What for?? She was never guilty!

PH startled at her: Well, she take a peek at Walter while he's taking a shower!

CP mumbles: Oh that's nothing... You're the one who is Peeping Tom!

PH: I dunno what you're talking about... Eh, (look at the mag) what's this?

CP: Oh, u wanna buy it? (show it to PH)

PH: NOOOOoo!!!!

PH drop his great knife, crying like hell...and ran into the crowd...A bunch of guilty teenage girls screamed as they saw him.

Mem out of the table: What was that?

CP frowned: I dunno...a lot of boys got scared from the mags...

Mem: Yeah! It was the 55th times that the boys went blind!

CP take a good look at the mag: I don't see any wrong with them...

Mem look at it too: Me too...

Dead Ed: Hey girls! I missed caressing PH's nipples...written/typing by crono.

CP and Mem:

Dead Ed: So sup? *take a look at the mag* Oooh, that was an ugly bi-atch I've ever seen in my life! No wonder why did the boys went crazy and crying...

You guys wanna know what is it in the mag...?

OMG LOL ahahah she makes a great modal for glamour lol xD think i just burst out lauging >> ahahah and the lisa drug addiction!! lol i got it guys lets make 'SH Magazine articles!!!'

ok i shall do one when i think of something to write that will be soon, and i think i am always added to teh stories cause my name is the easiest to type 'cp'


James letter

Dear SH fav mag i am writting because i fear i have a wife killer addiction. Although i treat my wife with the best respect *hears mary's screams in teh background*.....yes i love her soo much i treat every woman with kindness.

i just have the need to well.....get rid of wives, several men have asked me to do this, of course no charge fees, but it feels so wrong.

Oh me and Angela have been seeking help since shes a 'family killer' holic, both thank docter sohoe for his outstanding work, i feel like a new man *more mary screams*.

Anyway just wondering if others experience this problem.

-James Sunnderland at Silent Hill

This message was edited by Cute Phantasy on Jul 14 2006.

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Men and women are learning animals. If you do not see what they have learned, you're blind. They are creatures ever changing, ever improving, ever expanding their vision and the capacity of their hearts.

Lycan's reply

Dear James

I read over your letter seems everybody just forward it to my email i really don't know why anyway i read it over and thought i might be able to help you.

To start off i have a problem myself i am a crazed Heather fan i stalk her grabs girls and tie them up in my basement and make them look like Heather but i don't have your sick problem i think you might need some help

I think you need to go to a place called Silent Hill go to the restroom on the outskirts of the town and take a good hard look at your self then well lets just say the letter will help you oh and a letter is on its way to you.

Good luck with your trip to Silent Hill and sorry i was not much help it is my first day on the job

lmao, that's some funny stuff, guys! What a scary magazine cover.

Dear Silent Hill magazine,

Hello. My name's Eddie. People are always making fun of me. Like that dog! He was making fun of me with his eyes. I have an eating disorder. But it makes no difference if you're fat, thin, ugly, pretty. It's all the same once you're dead! It's no big deal killing someone. Just put the gun to their head and BANG! Do I have any sort of problems?

-Eddie

lolol nice idea ya guys.

Dear Eddie,

I just got received ur e-mail...I don't know how the hell did u take my e-mail...since it's in an article..Thanks to dumbass Joseph Schreiber for telling ppl about my e-mails in his article. Anyway, thanks for asking for my help. It's sound like you're having a problem with ppl which's not a good sign. You need help, Eddie. I'm not trying to get all holy on you, Eddie...Trust me. If you're looking for a solution...There is one place who will help you to find your path. It's in Toluca County, West Virgina...A sleepy little town named Silent Hill. While u find the town...pick a little brat named Laura (i found her from the street and sold her to the zombies) along the path to Silent Hill. I'll buy you a white van and a map. I'm sure Silent Hill will help u with ur problem, okay? Does that help you?

Well, I'm sorry I'm not much of a help. But I'm sure you'll do fine all by urself in that town.

Sincerely yours,

Memory of Eileen

Dear Silent Hill Mag,

I've come to Silent Hill looking for a certain man... on invitation, but I can't find him anywhere! All he left me was a note and a doll... I think his name was Stanley...
But I also have a previous engagement to Hayden... OMG, I hope my friends don't think I'm a slut.

- Heather XOXOOXXO (luvs ya! )

Dear Heather,

How dare you two time these guys! If you're cheating on your current boyfriend, that's not cool. All it can do is hurt him. Better to be honest with him, and let this Hayden fellow down easy. You can always talk with him about what's going wrong in your relationship and if the problems can be fixed.

If none of that works, did you ever think about a threesome? Those can be fun, if you're into that sort of thing. Invite me too, I'll bring the camera.

-Vile

*Lycan readng the mag and not doing his work finds the "advice" Vile gave to Heather*

Lycan: Son of a...

*Shows Vile working at his desk*

Vile: And if the crabs come back try the other cream we talked about

*A brick hits Vile in the head and he falls out of his chair and hits the ground and a fanit voice yells "Bitch"*

Heather reading Vile's reply letter: "And if the crabs come back try the other cream we talked about - OW! - Love, Vile" ... Hmmm... looks fishy to me

Claudia: It's nothing sweetie come back to bed

Heather: No... *cue the Rocky theme* it's personal this time *dons the Princess Heart outfit and jumps out the window*

Claudia: ... Damn, I really needed a quickie before the morning sermon I guess I have to call Cybil up...
*dials phone*

Cybil: ... Word up, G?

Claudia: Ummm hi is Cybil there?

Cybil: Holla

Claudia: ... Right. Listen, Heather just ran out to find out if something's wrong with that guy that was over last night, along with some guy named "Stanley"

Cybil: Shee'it homegurl, I feel ya.

Claudia: So... have any plans for this morning?

Cybil: Gotta get somma deez bitchiz to pay, dat's all.

Claudia: ... right, later.

Cybil: Peace out

Claudia: *hangs up* ... Ugh, who'da thunk that a police officer would become a gangsta/pimp after just one Silent Hill game? ... Doesn't matter, though. Let's see... Maria's dead... Mary's dead *go figure*... and Angela's currently with Eddie, that straight bitch *sigh*... Laura's too young to know how to please a lady... Eileen's in the hospital... dammit. Ah well, let's get this sermon over with so I can get back home and watch Oprah *puts her black shroud over her hot pink lingerie and cute stomach tattoo of Hello Kitty... one of these days, Dead Ed will screw up that tattoo while she sleeps *

Lycan: *hovering over Vile with his knife* ... Naw, I guess it's excusable... but if I find out that the bastard didn't use protection... screw it, I'll just get back to work. *sigh* I already have the temptation sacrament, and it's so hard to find the other... *counts fingers* fifteen I have left, including killing myself. I'll never be able to resurrect Walter's holy mother... dreams never come true...

Heather: *Shuffles through hallway covered in bruises from falling out the window* (pant, pant) I'lll saaavvve youuuu... *passes out*

Lycan: ... I take back that last thing I said

lol, nice going guys!

Let me see...

A few days later after James' letter begun replied,

Dear lycan,

It's all your fault! I took ur advice and it's turn out to be soooo bad that I couldn't imagine! At first, I was staring at the mirror for a while...that'd make me feel more depress...because I just realize that I look like an old man with some of the hairs in my chin!!! Damn it, it took me an hour to shave my chin off! And then I met some crazy lady named Angela..and she almost attack me with that knife! WTF? And then I met Eddie...He also tried to kill me too as well! Double WTF? He said something about a dog... Anyway, thanks for letting me meet this hot chick Maria...who look a lot like Mary...She's funny and all that...Except for a tiny one little thing....SHe's a DEVIL!!! She keep confusing me a lot...whether if she's Maria or Mary...Damn it! I'm losing my mind! First, I see dead ppl, then hearing voices in my head, then seeing strange characters, then having PH to stalking me to everywhere, then receiving more love letters from Michael Jackson, then...URGH!!! I'm gonna commited suicide now!!! See ya, and it'd be my last words to say...

I HATE YOU!!

James Sunderland

PS

How do u commited suicide? Should I get into that car and drive off to the lake?

Looks like this one's your's to answer, lycan. And just so you know, I always use protection. I have this! *pulls out gun*