general opinions on this game

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dude do not and i repeat DO NOT BUY THIS GAME....im still suffering after effects...*barf*...*cough*...anyways to the beeswax of business its a stinker of a game...yes i know i was sad enough to buy/download it and yes im up to the last gay level and yes i am sad enough to do such a thing...the game for a start is stupid filled with paper graphics where monsters are weird and you have no control to whether you want to be an elf or not...if you want to be an elf go play dungeons and dragons on gba or psp...the only good thing about the game is...the box yes i know you might be thinking that the box cover is awesome...trust me ITS THE ONLY THING THAT GOOD ABOUT IT...the gameplay sucks...(a screwy d pad makes things worse) and to top it all off you rarely ever make reference to the touch screen...maybe once or twice to check the money, maybe story line, maybe where you are but you never actually fully use it...you get this wand you see that talks but you can never talk to it nor can you make it talk...only when you make a monster explode its guts on you or you just killed 15 paper thin monsters consecutively or when your in a cutscene with floating wall manipulating dwarves...they looked dwarvish...anyways again the graphics suck, the weaponry...oooh the weaponry...gayest of the gays...you think if you fired an arrow in a straight line it would hit the dammed spider directly ahead of you...but noo you can miss...YOU CAN MISS DAM IT...the cut scenes..well they ok...except for when that cut scene leads you to a whole hoard of larva monsters and you are not only low on health but low on armour and ammo...the background..its alright...half of the time you are wondering while looking at a distant wall..is that an enemy/secret/boss/pickmeup/ammo/"cool"new weapon...the bosses suck and its a turn based game but its weird...you can spin around continuously on the spot and the dammed orcs and stupid spiders dont give a dam...they just stand there until you take a step in any direction...alongside that to add to the delima the final boss is invincible...yes after all that frustration trying to figure out where are all the secrets, where all the dammed enemies lay where all the stupid pick me ups and "helpful" power ups, the stupid doom 95 graphics and illogical laws of physics there is a final boss which is virtually indestructable along side this there is no dammed walkthrough to beating this boss...mostly because its a stupid game that no child should ever be exposed to and if it ever was...god bless that child...see the final boss is an annoying wizard type female person (looks female)...who you have to hit stay near some crystal and attempt to trap her in a corner while you are being beaten up by huge numbers...swarms of random creatures which co incidentally she summons JUST as you get close enough to hit her...when you do hit her she summons harder monsters and runs off to the middle of the room where she is instantly fully healed while you are hacking away at that gay orc who is quite virtually his identical octuplet that you just killed 5 minutes ago...dear readers please...PLEASE do not give this company any money the stupid cursed game was rigged so you can never finish it...dear readers please heed my warning to those of the futures...i have fallen in this trap...dont let any one else fall into it...thank you for those who read this...