Awesome Mario Kart Wii commentary - Page 2

That's a SSBB trophy, for your information.

GRRRRR! GRRRR! GRRRRR! GRRRRR! IF YOU SAY FUNKY KONG AGAIN I'LL GO ABSOLOUTELY BALLISTIC!

Boss Rapping!

Look at me, who do I see,
It's another Funky Kong, right here!
Some say he's fat, some say he was chicken,
Some say he's like an ape!
You know how I hate him so much?
Because I don't hate the other chars, as such.
Funky Kong is a Funky old man,
and a Funky old man was he,
HE'S SUCH A DOOFUS!

I WANT TO HEAR THE INTENSITY, NO MATTER HOW INTENSE IT IS!

MC John is in the house, you know I'm telling you now.
You know what I'm telling you now, Funky Kong ought to die.
You know I've already said this a million times, but he ought to die for the very last time.
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill Funky *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*(To the tune of We Will Rock You)
MC John is in the house, you know I'm telling you now,
Funky Kong, ought to die!

To the tune of SMB Overworld.

Funky is so stupid, that's why he has to die in f-i-i-ire.
Funky Kong is why our lives are ruined because of hi-i-im.
Funky Ko-o-o-ng is the wo-o-orst, ye-e-e-e-es,
Funky Kong needs to die in fire, th-th-thats what it's all a-a-about.