Cheapest team ever. Even the uber tier would have trouble.

My friends and I have created a team that is just beyond evil. Well, only evil in double battle and triple battle. Anyways, here is the team.

Suicune
Nature: Modest Ability: Water Absorb Item: Water Gem
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Att., 6 Spd.
Moves: Surf, Ice Beam, Rain Dance, Extrasensory

Politoed
Nature: Modest Ability: Drizzle Item: Absorb Bulb
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Att., 6 Def.
Moves: Surf, Psyhic, Focus Blast, Thunder

Craidily
Nature: Modest Ability: Storm Drain Item: Big Root
EV's: 250 HP, 8 Def., 252 Sp. Att.
Moves: Giga Drain, Ingrain, Stockpile, Toxic

Lapras
Nature: Modest Ability: Water Absorb Item: Choice Scarf
EV's: 210 HP, 48 Def., 252 Sp. Att.
Moves: Surf, Ice Beam, Dragon Pulse, Thunder

Vaporeon
Nature: Modest Ability: Water Absorb Item: Choice Specs
EV's: 100 HP, 158 Def., 252 Sp. Att.
Moves: Surf, Ice Beam, Signal Beam, Hidden Power (Psychic)

Jellicent
Nature: Modest Ability: Water Absorb Item: Life Orb
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Att., 6 Def.
Moves: Surf, Shadow Ball, Energy Ball, Rain Dance

There you have it. The cheapest, and most brutal team ever devised in pokemon. I am serious when I said ubers would have serious problems with this team. Everyone is welcome to test it out for yourself.

So the strategy would be to spam surf over and over while praying the opposition isn't carrying Thunder, doesn't block you with wide guard, doesn't just massively resist water or have their own water absorbers, doesn't just keep changing the weather on you anytime you get rain up or doesn't set up light screen.

Moving this to Strategy. (:

brutonratticus

Pretty sure I could beat this team with a singles uber team that I have been using and do it without much worry. Could probably beat it with a singles team all the way down to the NU tier.

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Politoed
Nature: Modest Ability: Drizzle Item: Absorb Bulb
EV's: 252 HP, 252 Sp. Att., 6 Def.
Moves: Surf, Psychic, Focus Blast, Thunder

How am I the only one that noticed the Politoed.... Politoed with Thunder seems TOTALLY legit lol.

brutonratticus meet thunder... Just thunder... It's all that is needed to get rid of 5/6 members of your team. On top of that, if your opponent has an opposing Storm Drainer/Water absorber, you're pretty much screwed since your entire strategy revolves around using Surf.

And as for your "even Ubers will fall" argument, meet Palkia, Mewtwo, Arceus, Zekrom, Kyogre, Thundurus, Tornadus-T, Genesect, Dragonite, Deoxys DNA and S, Dialga, Darkrai, Manaphy, and a bunch of others that could easily wreck this team.

brutonratticus

It's cool no need to be that hard on yourself

i agree with supergoji18... those pokemon even on a triple or double.. the ubers i use would destroy you man sorry.. to many waters and defense problems brutonratticus