DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

i for one disagree. i think this game is fun as hell! if you like God of War, it plays just the same. lots of blood, cool combos, and half nude chicks! uummm, yeah, this game is great! and for $15, you cant go wrong. it mite get a little hard sometimes, but not so bad that i would throw it away. i guess its all about if you have golfballs or peanuts.

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i for one disagree. i think this game is fun as hell! if you like God of War, it plays just the same. lots of blood, cool combos, and half nude chicks! uummm, yeah, this game is great! and for $15, you cant go wrong. it mite get a little hard sometimes, but not so bad that i would throw it away. i guess its all about if you have golfballs or peanuts.

i agree this game is freaking awsome and it not that ifficult am currently killing a big undead demon elephant its alittle difficult getting to it but once you figure it out its easy
and really it doesnt take balls to play games un less you play them with your testicles it takes skill and i recomend this game to anyone sept the bit with balls is how controlled you can be with the nude chicks heh heh heh dont get to excited now them go play this game chop of a few heads and dont listen to that stupid loser who sucks at video games
p.s. completed both god of wars on hardest difficulties

OK first off, I wrote that post in anger and maybe was a little overenthusiastic. Let me explain...

Conan isn't a bad game. I was just trying to impress that it was not worth $15 to anyone. It is bland, samey and poorly made. It's difficulty came from the terribly implemented jumping mechanic and the shocking connection control which made beating the tougher enemies more a matter of luck than skill. I've completed the first 2 GOW games on the hardest difficulties, Heavenly Sword and a few Dynasty Warriors games. I'm pretty good at hack 'n' slashers.

It DOES NOT play the same as GOW. GOW has better graphics, better characters, better bosses, better level design, much better controls and coding and one other very important thing; the Blades of Chaos. They were a revolution in hack 'n' slash game play which made GOW such a joy to play. Conan is stuck with a sword and it sucks. Basically I just wanted to say that. Also, I did actually say, and I quote; 'But enjoy it if you want, whatever' so in actual fact I was putting a point across and not trying to tell or force anyone to do anything.

Oh, and korakktheterrible: First, learn to use punctuation, you write like a 6 year old. Second, from what I gathered you tried to make a joke about balls and games, which fell flat. You do need balls to play games on the hardest difficulties, because that's what keeps you going when the game gets so hard it's unreal. In respect to GOW yes, skill is also necessary.

As for Conan, once you reach the mid-game difficulty spike, it seems to be more prudent to rely on luck, which I think is pathetic. Why you would recommend it is beyond me, while I would agree that some would enjoy Conan I wouldn't recommend it as I would GOW or Devil May Cry. And because I don't get along with this substandard game I am a 'stupid loser' who 'sucks at games'? Right, ok, whatever. Go back to preschool.

Why on Earth are you still arguing about this game Two years after your original chimp-out? You really must be a crack head.