lol, nozza, that the best yet. i promptly start a new one and it all starts again!

Thanks i thought why not.

I get the bomb and superglue it to my ass and glitch into one of the containers in shipment.

Little did you know you'd confused the CoD4 Shipment with UT3 version of Shipment. So, I use my Stinger Minigun on yo' face.

Then I go to the scariest place on the game, but I don't tell you, and I have my UAV jammer.

After a long wander around the maps i came across Klunk.

What a scary place the helicopter wreck is in Crash

He was sleeping so I shoved his gun up his arse and took the bomb away.

I belt the bomb miles into the air. Fight for it. Have a scrap. Last man standing can catch it. Im going to the top of the huge building to enjoy the view

I assume I was too well hidden in Bloc then?

I haven't showered in months so it's an easy catch for me. And i'm huge


Then, I weld Mini-Uzis onto my arms and fingers and I can control them with my brain, and they have infinite ammo.

Come near me and die beatch

You see me and start shooting at me but i avoid the majority of your bullets then, because you have too many mini-uzi's on your fingers, you get tired from the recoil and your fingers break. I throw a grenade at you which lands in your crotch causing unbeliavable pain when it explodes. I stroll up steal the bomb and crawl into your brain throught the hole in your croth and crush anybody who comes near me.

Yet, I unleashed 20 dogs on you and they eat you alive.

I take the bomb and plant up Genl's arse.

Gnels*

I shoot Gnels in the heeeeed and a martyrdom frag pops out of his arse taking the bomb with it.

Using gloves i take the bomb to Bloc where i just walk around in the changing rooms in the swimming pool with my UAV Jammer......NO ONE will EVER think of going there lol

As I said, I was hiding in the scariest place, which happened to be the changing rooms. Unlucky pal.


I go to the park in the story mode, but you don't know which one, and you have to guess right this time beatch.

I have a satellite locate you and i have several airstrikes on your position then safely retrieve the bomb. I then travel to the plane on "Mile high club" and rig it so if i die or the bomb is moved the plane will be shot down.

You get Connection Interrupted and the bomb respawns in Downpour.


I bury C4 around the bomb, and even with bomb squad you can't see it, and I put a glass ball around.

I shoot the glass ball from a distance and get a crane to fish the bomb out i then attach it to the end of a mounted gun and wait for you to retrieve it hidden from all radar and sight.

But being the fool that you are you don't realize my Predator buddy is right behind you with thermal vision. He slices you open and retrieves the bomb, bringing it to my Death Star fortress. From there I reinstitute my former plan and use the laser beam to project my food mixer infomercials directly into your brains, killing you all in a matter of seconds, destroying the game itself and forcing you all to get jobs, move out of our parents houses, get a girlfriend (or boyfriend as the case may be) and in general get a life. I however remain in my crazy alternate reality (aka my bathroom) and surround myself with my army of master chiefs action figures and my trusty servant Darth Maul pillow and live out my reign over my nerdy paradise.

This message was edited by Qwowner on Mar 28 2008.

This message was edited by Qwowner on Mar 28 2008.

This message was edited by Qwowner on Mar 28 2008.

quote Klunk

As I said, I was hiding in the scariest place, which happened to be the changing rooms. Unlucky pal.


I go to the park in the story mode, but you don't know which one, and you have to guess right this time beatch.