I shoot Con Artist in the spine 3 times, thus activating a special bomb-detecting UAV recon.

After grabbing the bomb I put it down and place it under the guard of small cats, tiny pandas, puppies and baby lions all with sparkling eyes and looking very fuzzy.

After hours of admiration i reach past them and take the bomb and then i eat it.

I protected myself so that i cannot be cut open for anyone to retrieve it. The only way is to make me throw up somehow i suppose

As i approach legend with a nasty piece of dogshit to make him vomit, he suddenly shoots me with a pistol and even on my last stand i dont manage to make him sick! its a poor attempt to take the bomb therefore its still in legends tummy

I throw a smoke grenade at his mouth, he swallows it and coffs his guts out then dies of lung cancer.

I cut his stomach open and take the barf covered bomb with me. I reach the target and activate the timer on the bomb. The bomb is surrounded by hundreds of wolfs (the ones seen on the campaing).

I castrate each and every wolf and then sit on the bomb.

I dunk Trust Kill in the urine of a female wolf in heat. The wolfs chase him and after violating him multiple times go to sleep from exhaustion. In the mean time I grab the bomb and take the now shell shocked Trust Kill to my secret lair where I tie him to a chair and monologue about how I will take over the world by boring everyone to death, via hijacking a satellite and broadcasting only infomercials for food mixers. Then I strap the bomb to his chest and set the timer before forcing him to watch the infomercials until the bomb goes off or he dies from internal hemorrhaging.

Little did you know, that was actually not the bomb, and was indeed a box of cornflakes.

I had switched the bomb when you were getting your alarm clock and straps .

I now have the bomb, and i tie it to Beyonce's leg where none of you lot will go, because your all gay.

I steal her leg and beat anybody who comes near me to death with it.

the overwhelming paparazi take her leg and leaves you defensless, i know stab you while you're distracted with the paparazi and take the bomb, i then put the bomb into a pinata of a frail kid with a wheelchair's party. The frail kid will never have the strength to break the pinata, but also the parents are over protective and would never let strangers step onto the yard let alone break the pinata, the parents are also huge giant industructable robots with laser guided weapons.

I use the child as a shield so the robots can't hit me, grab the bomb, and throw it into that pit from 300.

I hire stretch armstrong to get it for me. Nobody can get near him because he stretch slaps them from across the map and he can't die because he isn't real.

I go get a job at IW. Then go to where you are, sniper you right in the head then eat the cake. LOL. And then I go to umm... lets see. I will go to Wetworks and just throw it over board cause it cant explode anyway and go play Call of Duty 4. HA

While playing against u i hack ur ps3 then feed u 2 my goldfish. Then I retrieve the bomb from a shark and call in my helicopter. i throw the bomb up 2 the helo as it flies around the maps killing u all b4 u can even aim ur gun...



i then go and take a nap.

I hide in the barn in overgrown and i fire a rocket at it when it turned to killed Klunk

The bomb falls to the ground so i go pick it up and i hide under the table in that little dark building in Pipeline. The one by the grass, where it leads to undeground.

I sit under the table with my claymores set at the door, and the steps to underground. I have my UAV Jammer on too

I'm the host and i end the game.