I send in Pamela Anderson and there was a huge party, and I sneak around and take the bomb, I put it on top if the statue on Showdown.

I blow up the statue while you are giving it a blowjob. I take the bomb and stick in "Shock and Awe" then it gets nuked

Aww, you caught me.

lol.

You accidentely placed it in my hidden nuclear bunker leaving it safe. I run with the bomb through underground tunnels and place it on the nuclear missles heading towards America and let them launch.

I am in America, I see the bomb coming straight for me and I hold out my arms. I catch the bomb and the entire country blows up.

I don't manage to keep hold of the bomb but a team of cockroaches, able to survive the nuclear winter, pick up the bomb and carry it across the now destroyed country. The radioactivity makes it very difficult for anything to live other than my cockroach army.

You were both in my virtual life game, and I run off with the real bomb. hehe.

When Nufcbiggestfan finally stops running and takes a breather he thinks about his life, specifically his football life.........He comes to the realisation that Newcastle actually ARE very shit indeed so he decides to hang himself. I stroll in, take the bomb and send it to Coventry.....??

I go up to pauliepoos and blast his head off with an RPG from about 6 yards away, I then make him eat S*** and throw him in 'all ghillied up' dresses as MR Blobby, so I take the bomb and plant the bomb on top, I put many bombs on top so you don't know which is real.

I plant a C4 and detonate it, exploding all the bombs apart from the real one as it will never blow up

I get the bomb and i run to Pipeline, where i glitch behind the pipes in the underground tunnel.

I stay there and dont move with my UAV Jammer, no one will ever see me here

unfortantly a homeless guy was spending his life there in the pipes and thought he could make a few bucks if he sells the bomb, so while sleeping he takes the bomb and sells it to the black market, While being transported to another location i accidently get in a car crash with the car carrying the bomb, after realizing this i took out my noob tube and killed everything in my way, they thought it was unfair because it is... I then take the bomb to h3ll because i used the noob tube and thats where i deserve to be... I cast the bomb to the bottom of the eternal lake of fire then kill the devil with my last noob tube, him being the only person that could survive in the lake of fire.

im swimming randomly in the lake of fire see the bomb and stick it up my ass... nobody is brave enough to go there

Nufc - you really need to slow down on the posting in this thread to try and increase your post rank or something. Like 70% of your posts in this thread are chatting back and forth or stupid, short and pointless replies to the story when the other user has written a paragraph or so.

I'm going to continue from the last decent reply to the story

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unfortantly a homeless guy was spending his life there in the pipes and thought he could make a few bucks if he sells the bomb, so while sleeping he takes the bomb and sells it to the black market, While being transported to another location i accidently get in a car crash with the car carrying the bomb, after realizing this i took out my noob tube and killed everything in my way, they thought it was unfair because it is... I then take the bomb to h3ll because i used the noob tube and thats where i deserve to be... I cast the bomb to the bottom of the eternal lake of fire then kill the devil with my last noob tube, him being the only person that could survive in the lake of fire.

Sorry.

Deleted and I'll stop now.

I go to the building on the right and knife the snipers with their gun trained on the centre. From there I pick up an R700 and Snipe the remaining Snipers. I run down to the middle and get the bomb. I teleport to a rooftop on Ambush, lie in prone and place a claymore at the entrance, with my gun trained at it.

I shoot the claymore before I trip it, killing you in the process.

I then hide the bomb. I'm not telling you where.