I stand in front of you, stick my leg out (which trips you up) tie rope around you and put you in a underwater cage, take the bomb the go in a train that never stops moving, cannot be stopped and I hide in there.

I use my laser eyes to cut the rope and cage, Then sprint after the train, overtake it then put a bomb on the tracks blowing them up. The train crashed and i took the bomb and gave it to a terrorist, What will he do?

quote doylie

cannot be stopped

Just jump onto the train with him then and get the bomb



Wouldnt that be easier

I mean the train doesnt have to be stopped, does it

quote LegendaryLegend

Just jump onto the train with him then and get the bomb



Wouldnt that be easier

I mean the train doesnt have to be stopped, does it

But it would be simple

I mean, why try blowing up the train when you can jump onto it

Anyway i came across the terrorist while he was playing football with the bomb in the farm in overgrown

So i ask if i can play and he agreed, so i went in goals and caught the bomb and then legged it.

I arrive at Bloc and i hide in the place that no one ever goes. The most unpredictable place in the entire universe - in the middle of the two buildings

I lay down in my ghille suit and no one will ever think of finding me.

But, sadly, you left your UAV jammer at home. I stand above you and get the headshot that gets mah Blue Tigah.

I go back to Overgrown and glitch so I can walk among the gods.

Damn you

Clever thinking, clever thinking

I re-spawn from the sky and fall onto you.

I leave the bomb where it is and walk off.

That one was just for being smarter than me

The gods kill you (Bribed ) And they hide the bomb on da house in shipment.

(HEHE!)

i have "contacts" in croydon (chav central) and they can break into any house, they get in and sell it to some dodgy bloke in the pub and he goes somewhere and is never to be seen again and persumed dead.

Unlucky for you, I was that dodgy bloke, so I run and teleport to Pipeline, glitch the pipes and stay hidden in the darkness with my trusty shotgun.

Unfortunately your shotgun is no match for my P90 with double tap. I sneak up behind you using my radar to locate you and quickly empty my clip of 50 into your skull before you are able to react.

I now take the bomb and tie it using a rope to the side of the tall building on Crash. You can reach the bomb from jumping off the top only, but after taking the bomb you are sure to meet a certain death from the 50ft fall.

I get Johnny 5 from short circuit to jump off the roof on a suicide mission and get me the bomb. I salute his broken heap and take the bomb, however it only has 15 minutes until detonation.

I bump into Cristiano Ronaldo and entice him to get so close to the bomb that when it explodes it rips his face off but leaves him otherwise in tact. Now his face is so damaged he is incapable of pulling a facial expression ever again so we never have to see that arrogant, smug and smarmy expression of his ever again! (i will point out that he is perfectly ok otherwise to continue his football career, i wouldn't want to marytr him!)

With the old bomb detonated i get given a new bomb on the sly by Captain Price and i take it onto the set of Lilly Allen and friends. Anyone who wants the bomb will have to be seen on and forever associated with the show, a fate worse than death methinks.

I went on that show and got the bomb, luckily a good episode of spongebob was on so no one saw the episode of me getting the bomb, i take the bomb to shipment and put it in the middle of the map to be ever bomparded by 20 guys with the 3x frag perk, being impossible to retrieve.

I kill 5 of your men, plant an airstrike, kill 5 more, call for heli support, then gradually kill all the remaining noobs, pick up the bomb then hide in the farming land in overgrown, wearing a ghillie suit with 10 secret police working for me, using MP5's with stopping power.