I pistol you from 10 miles away.

I then teleport over to creek, run off with the bomb to thugzy's house, clamb the briefcase over his nose, and then proceed to give his mum a golden shower.

After torturing thugzy with the briefcase, I put it on a rocket which will fly around the universe in 19293845392935 days, and then land on thugzys bollocks when it's done

ouch! im hurt, this is war!!!!!!

i get pistol whip Con, use my super powers that i got while being tortured and get the briefcase and take it to Con's girlfriends house (robyn) and do naughty things whilst he is playin world of warcraft next door, i put the briefcase in her underwear coz he will never be able to go there.

i went off topic but i had 2 get him back soz guys.

basically the bomb is in Con artists girlfriends underwear

lmao wtf!

I ring her up (cos everyone has her number, obviously )

And i arrange for her to give me the bomb.

I tie a brick to it and go chuck it overboard on wetwork so whoever goes to get it will get very wet and possibly (hopefully) drown.

i have a feeling mine and Con artists are gona get alot stranger

lmfao thugzy you bellend

I kill thugzy. He can never come back to life, through any way, whatsoever. There's that finished.

I equip the perk Iron Lungs so I can hold my breath longer, then swim down and get the bomb. Then, I hide in a location that I cant reveal to anyone (apart from thugzys mum when I asked her if she enjoyed her yellow bath).

Unknown to everyone, I am infact Thugzys mom's inner self and therfor I am able to retrieve the bomb. I now hide the bomb under a box of live grenades.

I wait for the live grenades to go off the walk up and grab the bomb, (duhh) I then climb into a super force feild robo sheilder man thats 20ft tall and 4meters thick. Once inside i sit and wait for another ridiculous reply on how the peeps get it back

I hack into your robot with my supercomputer, and override it to blow everything inside out. Once I blew you up, and the briefcase all safe and sound, I put it in a cage with seductress and such that has AIDS. And they'll seduce you NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!! Then I stand with a .50 cal snipy several miles away, eyes on the case...

Your super robo force field goes completely haywire and burns off all your body hair, eyebrows, pubes, everything. Whilst you are contemplating how your gonna pull a bird with your grotesque personal appearance I quietly take the bomb and mail it to Heather Mills McCartney..........Now who dares to go and get the bomb!!!!
EDIT - Oh fook, beaten to it again.........Resume from Gta_Kh2's post.

I am actually the forcefield.

I then use my sexy morping skills to morph myself around the bomb.

I'm still morphed around the pissing bomb, twat.

I actually turn myself into the bomb, so whatever happens i will forever be the closest to it

I dunk the bomb underwater, drowning legend, then run and don't stop.. ;D