I walk past the claymores and they don't explode, he planted them the wrong way, I then move on to find a bush in a green house 'How original I thought', so I got a pack of dogs to hunt you down, I grab the bomb and enter A free for all game.

Your noob tube fails to fire at me when you see outside, 'cos of the rain, and detonates your claymores, without causing me any harm.

I go to Ambush and go to the rooftops and into that place enclosed by stone wall with the ladder in it, and I take away the ladder.

I take a squadron of every prestige mode 10 player on Earth and kill everyone, I take the bomb and I plant it on someone's back, so they can never reach it.

Then I send in a squadron of the most scumbag, hip-hop playin over the mic, noob tube, glitchin, lagging, random grenade chuckin jackass campers in the world to annoy the piss out of the prestige 10's until they just leave the game out of sheer frustration. They use their limited tactics to "protect" the bomb, but due to their lack of respect for the game they end up team killing each other. The bomb left in the middle of the field in overgrown all alone.

I pick up the bomb, run to the end of crossfire, glitch ont op of the chair to the roof, run over the map and stand on top of the water tower where no one can reach me

You don't realise i've got psychic powers..........I knew you'd head for the water tower, so I stab you in the back when you arrive. I take the bomb and run as fast as I can into the single player mode, stopping in the TV studio section. I decide i've had enough of this miserable, cruel worl, prime the explosives and shove them as far up my anus as possible......Can anyone stop me?

Puts a cake in sight of Pauliepoos and he goes and eats it, little did he know that it had extra sugar and a secret chemical which is used to make people have a very poorly stomach. Next thing I hear is a massive Shite, and brown squirting everywhere (No imagination needed here folks ) I spend 2 hours disinfecting the bomb while you made it to the toilet, I run with the bomb and have Giggs protect me.

This message was edited by Nufcbiggestfan on Mar 21 2008.

Ha, but, I take you prisoner, throw you in a box, and force feed you chocolate laxatives. And I give you a mop.

Now, with my UAV jammer on, I fast forward to "All Ghilled Up", and lie down in a completely random spot.

Edit - That's twice this morning

Damn you Nufcbiggestfan!! I WILL blow myself up with the bomb!! (Retires to a quiet room to think up a cunning plan whilst stroking a white pussycat........) PS. I didn't know Giggsy was in the game........cool, its twice as good now!!

This message was edited by Pauliepoos on Mar 21 2008.

I get the terminator to use his thermal vision to spot u then ill get him to "terminate!" u. ill pick up the bomb, go into a corner and put the unlimited ammo chat on and fire hundreds of grenade luanchers a second so no-one can get near.

Little did you know the grenade launcher was facing the wrong way. Man did you go flying.

Hides away in a cupboard in a building on crossfire.

You thought it was the cupboard, but it was actually the cooker. I turn up the heat and watch you fry.

I go to Pipeline, and get my mate to get me onto the containers.

Your mate is my mate also, and luckily, I pay him more. As he helps you, he straps C4 to your back and with a little double tap of square, you're a goner. I get him to help me onto the containers, grab the bomb and hide in a barrel of hay in Overgrown

I get a five kill streak and airstike the hay, and take the bomb to Crash where I surround it with millions of claymores tha would destroy the whole map.

Unfortunately for Aiden he doesn't realise I had tampered with his 'millions of claymores' and they were effectively duds. I simply walk in take the bomb to Downpour. I set up an elaborate booby trap system in one of the greenhouses.........If anyone comes within 10 feet of the bomb they get thier arses blown off. I sit in the middle of the greenhouse on a chair with the bomb strapped underneath me shouting 'GOODBYE YOU CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!!' at the top of my voice. My time has come...........