Barclays Premier League - Round 24 Midweek Bonanza

Yep, it's time for the spinoffs of Super Sunday; Tuesday Is Stranger Than Fiction and Where There's A Will There's a Wednsday.

First up on A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Tuesday In The Bush is Villa hosting Newcastle, both teams are absolutely awful with both losing to Championship sides in their last outings. A draw could mean that both are in the bottom three come Thursday morning which would be fantastically hilarious. Newcastle are still looking for a regular goalscorer as Cisse is becoming this seasons Nikica Jelavic.
One team destined to still be in the bottom three come the end of this set of fixtures is QPR, hopefully City can win 2-0 again as they aim to keep pace with United.
Stoke vs Wigan threatens to be boring as sin though three consecutive losses for Stoke could offer Wigan a chance as the aim to put Villa and Newcastle into the bottom three.
The televised game on A Tuesday In Saturdays Clothing is Sunderland vs Swansea so you should probably stick on ESPN for Lazio v Juve instead where they are having Lasciate Che Chi è Senza Peccato Scagli Il Primo Martedì. Sweeney'll be happy no matter which game is on.

No prizes for guessing the GOTW on When The Going Gets Tough The Tough Get Wednesday so we move onto two teams doing remarkably well this season. Everton are sitting 5th and are also through to the fifth round of the FA Cup after fluking a last minute winner on Saturday. They could probably do with a win in the league after two 0-0s not at all helped by Jelavic being this season's Papiss Cisse. West Brom are dropping quickly but are basically already safe, 5 games without a win would still not be particularly nice though.
Norwich have proved to be a sticky customer for Spurs holding them to a draw in So Good They Named It September and beating them in the League cup on A House Is Not A Halloween. Both lost to lower league clubs on the weekend so a big result is needed for both sides as they fight for survival and Champions League.
Fulham vs West Ham may well break Stoke-Wigans record for boringness, neither seem to be great at keeping clean sheets though so there might at least be goals.
Old Trafford is Southamptons next destination for a draw as they aim to make it 6 draws in 7. United have 1 draw in 1 so the form definitely shows a draw on the cards.
We round up Better To Have Wednesdayed and Lost Than Never Have Wednesdayed At All with third bottom against third top in a fight to the death. Reading actually enter in better form having decided to lul their opposition into a completely correct sense of superiority before bring on Adam Makes The Heart Grow Le Fondre. Chelsea will have to up their antics this game. Will Gary Cahill punch a kitten? Will Frank Lampard make love to a goat? Will Demba Ba feed a dog chocolate? Find out on Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Wednesday.

Unused:
A Tuesday Cannot Change Its Spots
A Leopard Cannot Change Its Tuesdays
If Life Deals You Tues Make Tuesdays
An Eye for an Eye, a Wednesday for a Wednesday
He Who Lives by the Wednesday, Dies by the Wednesday
All's Fair in Love and Wednesdays

Love that write up. GG.

Can see our match being a draw. If we lose, then we're boned. We should win, or at least be able to, but won't (a.k.a. story of our season).

God I hope we don't lose to these shite.

3 - 1 to Arsenal

ugh the televised game tonight, gg sky

Think we might actually win this one.

We'll take the lead within the first 10 minutes, 1-1 at half time, 2-1 to Villa shortly after, then they'll put the game to bed with a 3rd between 85-90 minutes.

quote ToonUltra

Krul; Debuchy, S.Taylor, Coloccini (c), Santon; Perch, Cabaye; Gouffran, Sissoko, Gutierrez; Cisse

Harper, Yanga-Mbiwa, Williamson, Bigirimana, Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Shola Ameobi.

Good to see Taylor starting again. probably be Perch and Sissoko the two holding midfielders and then Gouffran, Cabaye and Gutierrez in front of them.

Would of prefered marveaux instead of Jonas, wonder why he is not in the squad, must of got an injury?

quote ToonUltra

benji1122 that seems to be the case on Twitter.

No Obertan either.