Barclays Premiership

I think we'll edge Blackburn out. Early goal is crucial. We've got no Scholes, Carrick or Hargreaves (although I heard he might make Saturday)

Berbatov and Ronaldo to get a goal each.

Wouldn't really argue with any of those predictions tbh.

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Berbatov and Ronaldo to get a goal each.

Ronaldo to be sent off for diving in the box Nah, I reckon that Berbatov will score after the brace at the Champions League which would have definitely boosted his confidence. And Ronaldo... Even if he doesn't have a good game by his standards he'll score.

Apparently this was on Wiki a bit back
On 27th September 2008 Rob Styles made what many would see as a mistake when he awarded a penalty to Manchester United, giving Manchester United the lead at Old Trafford in a Premier League match against Bolton. Jlloyd Samuel made a clean challenge of the ball where Ronaldo went down under impact of the ball and challenge. None of the Manchester United players appeared to even appeal for a penalty, yet Rob Styles pointed to the spot. TV replays clearly show a legal challenge by the Bolton defender. Ronaldo went onto dispatch the penalty and United won the game 2-0. However, the decision to award the penalty changed the game and could have been different if the penalty was not awarded. No breath is being held in anticipation of an apology from the arrogant cock however.

Also guess what? He's gonna be refereeing this weekend! After all it's only Bolton, *bleep* 'em!

I dreamt West Ham draw 1-1 with Bolton. Etherington will score on the 50th minute, with someone else scoring for Bolton on the 81st minute from a header from a throw in.

Mark my words.

Transcript of Newcastle's first official press conference with Joe Kinnear, I sense another heart attack coming on for Joe at this rate.

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a c**t.

SB Thank you.

JK Which one is Hickman [Niall, football writer for the Express]? You are out of order. Absolutely *bleep*ing out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can *bleep* off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that *bleep*ing crap. No *bleep*ing way, lies. *bleep*, you're saying I turned up and they [Newcastle's players] *bleep*ed off.

SB No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?

JK I've *bleep*ing read it, I've read it.

SB It doesn't say that. Have you read it?

JK You are trying to *bleep*ing undermine my position already.

SB Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.

JK *bleep* off. *bleep* off. It's your last *bleep*ing chance.

SB You read the copy? It doesn't say that you didn't know.

JK What about the headline, you think that's a good headline?

SB I didn't write the headline, you read the copy.

JK You are negative b*stards, the pair of you.

SB So if I get a new job next week would I take the first day off? No I wouldn't. If I get a new job should I call my boss and tell him I am taking the first day off?

JK It is none of your *bleep*ing business. What the *bleep* are you going to do? You ain't got the balls to be a *bleep*ing manager. *bleep*ing day off. Do I want your opinion. Do I have to listen to you?

SB No, you can listen to who you want.

JK I had a 24-hour meeting with the entire staff.

SB Joe, you are only here six weeks, you could have done that on Sunday, or Saturday night.

JK No, no, no. I didn't want to do it. I had some other things to do.

SB What? More important things?

JK What are you? My personal secretary? *bleep* off.

SB You could have done the meeting Saturday night or Sunday. You could have had them watching videos, you could have organised them.

JK I was meeting the *bleep*ing chairman the owner, everyone else. Talking about things.

SB It is a valid point that was made in there. A valid point.

JK I can't trust any of you.

Niall Hickman Joe, no one could believe that on your first day at your new club, the first-team players were not in. No one could believe it in town. Your first day in the office.

JK My first day was with the coaches. I made the decision that I wanted to get as much information out of them.

NH But why Monday, no one could believe it?

JK I'm not going to tell you anything. I don't understand where you are coming from. You are delighted that Newcastle are getting beat and are in the state they are? Delighted, are you?

NH Certainly not. No one wants to see them get beaten, why would we?

JK I have done it before. It is going to my *bleep*ing lawyers. So are about three others. If they can find something in it that is a court case it is going to court. I am not *bleep*ing about. I don't talk to *bleep*ing anybody. It is raking up stories. You are *bleep*ing so *bleep*ing slimy you are raking up players that I got rid of. Players that I had fallen out with. You are not asking Robbie Earle, because he is sensible. You are not asking Warren Barton? No. Because he is *bleep*ing sensible. Anyone who had played for me for 10 years at any level ... [but] you will find some c**t that ...

Other journalist How long is your contract for Joe?

JK None of your business.

SB Well it is actually, because we cover the club. The club say you are here to the end of October, then you say six to eight games which would take it to the end of November. We are trying to clarify these issues. We are getting no straight answers from anyone. How long are you here for. It is a dead simple question. And you don't know ...

JK I was told the length of contract. Then I was told that possibly the club could be sold in that time. That is as far as I know. That's it finished. I don't know anything else. But I have been ridiculed. He's trying to *bleep*ing hide, he's trying to do this or that.

There follows an exchange regarding the circumstances under which Kinnear had met the owner Mike Ashley and executive director (football) Dennis Wise.

Steve Brenner (football writer for the Sun) We are all grown men and can come in here and sit around and talk about football, but coming in here and calling people c**ts?

JK Why? Because I am annoyed. I am not accepting that. If it is libellous, it is going to where I want it to go.

Newcastle press officer What has been said in here is off the record and doesn't go outside.

Journalist Well, is that what Joe thinks?

JK Write what you like. Makes no difference to me. Don't affect me I assure you. It'll be the last time I see you anyway. Won't affect me. See how we go at Everton and Chrissy [Chris Hughton, assistant manager] can do it, someone else can do it. Don't trust any of yous. I will pick two local papers and speak to them and the rest can *bleep* off. I ain't coming up here to have the p*ss taken out of me. I have a million pages of crap that has been written about me. I'm ridiculed for no reason. I'm defenceless. I can't get a point in, I can't say nothing, I can't do nothing, but I ain't going to be negative. Then, half of you, most of you are trying to get into the players. I'm not going to tell you what the players think of you, so then you try and get into them in some way or another, so I've got a split camp or something like that, something like that. It's ongoing. It just doesn't stop.

Journalist It's only been a week.

JK Exactly. It feels more like a year.

Journalist It's early days for you to be like this.

JK No, I'm clearing the air. And this is the last time I'm going to speak to you. You want to know why, I'm telling you. This is the last time. You can do what you like.

Journalist But this isn't going to do you or us any good.

JK I'll speak to the supporters. I'm going to tell them what the story is. I'm going to tell them. I don't think they'll interpret it any different, I don't think they'll mix it up, I don't think they'll miss out things. I mean, one of them last week said to me ... I was talking about in that press conference where you were there, I said something like "Well, that's a load of bollocks ..."

Journalist "Bollocks to that" is what you said.

JK Bollocks to that. And what goes after that?

Journalist That was it.

JK No it wasn't, no it wasn't. What was after it? I don't know if it was your paper, but what went after it?

Journalist I don't know.

JK It even had the cheek to say "bollocks to Newcastle".

Journalist I didn't write that.

JK That was my first *bleep*ing day. What does that tell you? What does that tell you?

Journalist Where was that? Which paper said that?

JK I've got it. I can't remember. It was one of the Sundays, not a Saturday. It was a Sunday.

Journalist But you didn't say that to the Sundays, you said that to us. That was during the Monday press conference.

JK I'll bring it in and show it to you. Why would I want to say that?

Journalist Are you saying that someone has reported you saying "bollocks to Newcastle?"

JK Yes. Lovely.

Journalist I don't know who's reported that.

JK I'll tell you what, I'll bring it in.

Journalist That's obviously going to damage you. That's not a good thing. But I don't think someone's done that. We have to have some sort of relationship with you.

JK So have I. But I haven't come in here for you lot to take the p*ss out of me. And if I'm not flavour of the month for you, it don't *bleep*ing bother me. I've got a job to do. And I'm going to do it to the best of my ability. I'm not going to spend any more time listening to any crap or reading any crap. Stick to the truth and the facts. And don't twist anything.

Journalist You know, you know the game ...

JK Of course I know, but I don't have to like it.

Journalist Today we'll print the absolute truth, that you think we're c**ts, we can all *bleep* off and we're slimy. Is that fair enough?

JK Do it. Fine. *bleep*ing print it. Am I going to worry about it? Put in also that it'll be the last time I see you. Put that in as well. Good. Do it.

Much, much later after long discussions over whether Kinnear had promised Alan Shearer and Kevin Keegan would be returning to the club

Press officer Let's get on to football. Let's have an agreement that everything said so far, if anyone has got their tapes on, it's wiped off and we're not discussing it.

Journalist But that's what Joe has said he thinks of us.

Press officer I'm saying don't push it. Let's accept what's been said and try and move on.

Journalist: Move on to not doing any more press conferences?

PO: No, to doing something now.

Journalist: What, one press conference only?

(Silence)

Journalist: Any knocks?

PO: Come on, let's go football.

Journalist: What are your plans for training in the next three days? How's the training going?

JK It's going very well. No problems at all.

Journalist Enjoyed getting back in the swing of things?

JK Absolutely. I've loved every moment of it.

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Journalist: We are all grown men and can come in here and sit around and talk about football, but coming in here and calling people *****?

surely the C word?


Got thats funny, i wish more managers would go crazy. This was just a Mike Basset moment

Loving Kinnear's rant

I'm used to all this mod malarkey, wasn't sure how to make the header be an actual quote so hopefully you'll be satisfied with what's up there