Online Race Meet VII **Friday 8th July, The Djed-Fest**

Holy shit, has anyone tried the Cerbera Speed 12, it's like a double decker bus with a rocket attached.

RACE 1 - KARTS

1st: Unclebobert87
2nd: Tomski
3rd: Liverpool_96

Race 2 - MAZDA

1st: Unclebobert87
2nd: Boyd12
3rd: Matt123456789

RACE 3 - Heaps of shit

1st: Pauliepoos
2nd: Unclebobert87
3rd: Boyd12

RACE 4 - Capuccino

1st: Unclebobert87
2nd: Pauliepoos
3rd: Matt123456789

RACE 5 - DTM

1st: Pauliepoos
2nd: Darnit
3rd: Unclebobert87

RACE 6 - 600BHP JAPS

1st: Djedwardsmith
2nd: Matt123456789
3rd: Tomski

RACE 7 - JCGT

1st: DARNIT
2nd: Boyd12
3rd: Matt123456789

RACE 8 - THE BEASTS

1st: Liverpool_96
2nd: Unclebobert87
3rd: Boyd12

...AND THE FINAL RESULTS

1ST: Unclebobert87 ffs: 82pts
2ND: Pauliepoos: 56pts
3RD: Darnit: 53pts
4TH: Matt123456789: 48pts
5TH: Boyd12: 46pts
6TH: Tomski: 32pts
7TH: Djedwardsmith: 31pts
8TH: Liverpool_96: 29pts
9TH: HU1CH13: 7pts
10TH:@Sweeney: 1pt
10TH:@SpaceWalker: 1pt

I believe we've now kept score for 10 race meets and Bob's won 8, well done lol.

Pauliepoos take the Lambo like a good lad .

quote unclebobert87

Yeah L96 was fine, the first corner at DFR was bound to end in a collision with us fighting for the same exit line, and his short cut, but he would of won anyway because both boyd and darnit got pens

LOL i take part in 2 champs and 1 race meet. Its the only time i play the game. Funny, i dont remember saying anything about being good tonight. Children these days taking ME seriously about a game

I don't remember getting a pen on Deep Forest . The Yellowhat was amazing though once I got past Boyd.

DTM was a good race to but once Paulie got into the lead there was no way anyone was going to catch him. First two laps were great with the 5 of us.

quote unclebobert87

The physics seem to be different between free run and the race as well. Stupid game

How can you have a problem lol. You've won 8 race meet in a row, I think.

Djed has just gave me a new idea. How about we all be all use RM's Capuccino's on Autumn ring mini, at the end of each lap the person who is last has to quit until just one person is left, thoughts?

quote Sweeney

I'll re suggest the 60s classic race car race from a few weeks ago.

YES. Was it the 400Bhp road cars? We should defo do that, great cars and a great track. Plus I think I remember Liverpool_96 wants revenge on that race

GREAT idea Boyd12. Also stops Paulie dictating . To keep it simple in future how about people have until 6PM Wedenesday then people can vote for the rest of Wedensday or Thursay, or something like that.

650 bhp Japanese Manufacturers Race - Suzuka (RM's Allowed) - 2
DTM - Trail Mountain - 3
JCGT - Norscheife - 2
Honda Civic - Madird or Rome - 1
500 - Cote D'Azue - 1
850BHP - Monza - 3
300Bhp - Cape Ring Periphery - 3
Mitsubishi one make race - 2
Honda Intergra RM Race - 2
Fiat 500 race - 1
Honda Civic RM fully tuned at Nordschliefe - 3
60s classic race car - 2

quote unclebobert87

Darnit lol, i can see the schedule just being full of Le Sarthe and Nordschleife

Is that a bad thing lol? Well I think it would be fair to only be able to have one of each track, I don't really fancy ever having 2 of the same track in one night.

quote DjedwardSmith

MIGHT be around for this tonight. Don't think I need to buy any cars and I can't be arsed to set them up so don't be surprised if I'm nothing more than an obstacle.

I've come to expect nothing more

Since there's only 8 tonight I though I'd do the tables like this

Table after race 1

Unclebobert87: 15
Matt12456789: 10
Darnit: 8
Tomski: 6
Pauliepoos: 4
Boyd12: 3
Javam: 2
Djedwardsmith: 1

Table after race 2

Unclebobert87: 23
Darnit: 18
Boyd12: 18
Matt123456789: 16
Tomski: 9
Pauliepoos: 8
Javam: 3
Djedwardsmith: 3

Table after race 3

Boyd12: 35
Unclebobert87: 31
Darnit: 21
Matt123456789: 20
Tomski: 19
Pauliepoos: 9
Djedwardsmith: 9
Javam: 4

Table after race 4

Unclebobert87: 46
Boyd12: 41
Matt123456789: 30
Darnit: 29
Tomski: 23
Djedwardsmith: 11
Pauliepoos: 10
Javam: 8

Table after race 5

Unclebobert87: 54
Boyd12: 47
Matt123456789: 45
Darnit: 31
Tomski: 25
Pauliepoos: 20
Djedwardsmith: 14
Javam: 9

Table after wanting to kill mysel(After race 5 we did a re-race using the recommended 500's. Of course Paulie made us all do 5 laps, claiming it would be 'fun' )

Unclebobert87: 69
Matt123456789: 55
Boyd12: 48
Darnit: 35
Tomski: 28
Pauliepoos: 26
Djedwardsmith: 22
Javam: 11

Table after race 7

Unclebobert87: 84
Matt123456789: 65
Boyd12: 52
Darnit: 41
Tomski: 36
Pauliepoos: 27
Djedwardsmith: 25
Javam: 13

Table after race 8

Unclebobert87: 90
Matt123456789: 66
Boyd12: 60
Darnit: 56
Tomski: 46
Pauliepoos: 31
Djedwardsmith: 27
Javam: 16

FINAL RESULTS

Unclebobert87: 91
Matt123456789: 69
Boyd: 64
Darnit: 64
Tomski: 56
Pauliepoos: 37
Javam: 31
Djedwardsmith: 29

Boyd12, your 3rd since you got 2 wins.

We also did 2 X2010 races, the one on high speed ring was actually good fun, although I think Paulie may disagree. Then we had one on Nurburgring 24 hours in the dark with heavy rain. I only finished 64 seconds behind Bob. But it was a joke.

The whole Fiat 500 scenario was a disaster. I think in future we shoudn't do races with BHP limits below the games lowest, which I think is 89. Worked out very nicely for Matt. Got him a nice 25 POINTS.

And Javam, sorry about the dirty driving, I honestly never mean to cause collisions but I'm a very clumsy overtaker. Also it was pretty unlucky for you. I think I had 4 collisions that night and 3 were with you, I don't make a target . Tbf if I feel I've really done someone in I do wait but I don't think any of the collisions I had with you cost you more than 2 seconds, sorry if they did. I'll try and be more careful next week, hopefully it won't cause any friction.

quote Pauliepoos

If people want to do the voting thing that Darnit suggested then people better start recommending races. I'll be taking votes on Wednesday.

Yeah...my idea

OK. My suggestions:

500Bhp JCGT - Trail Mountain
600Bhp Nissan GTR - Suzuka
Civic RM Only - Deep Forest
800bhp Le Mans - Sarthe
1000Bhp Road Car - SSR7

550Bhp - Ferrari Vs Lambo - Monza
600BHP - GT-R - Suzuka
500Bhp - JCGT - Trail Mountain

quote itsTOYbitch

what time is that in EST?

I think it's 4PM, not 100% though.

quote Pauliepoos

I haven't got time to sit there dreaming up races, thats why I just rehash old ones we've done before. I'll change the last race to something else as it isn't exactly a popular choice (Soz Darnit, I know you enjoy a Le Mans race but most people aren't interested).

Bastard How about 800Bhp MR Road Cars, Zonda R sounds good as well, you can put racing softs on recommended car, right?

quote DjedwardSmith

*bleep*ing stupid race list with *bleep*in stupid cars on *bleep*ing stupid tracks

Unclebobert87

Well if you count the JCGT tournament we had Matt won it.

They were but we didn't keep scores back at the start so it's hard to tell how good. You only missed the 1st week we actually kept scores.

Looked at some old results. Out of the 13 I've been at I've had 6 top 3's. I'm hoping to get a top 3 next week so that'll make it half.

quote DjedwardSmith

I still don't get what's so funny...

We were thinking about how much you like to complain then the first thing I saw when I went on here was your rant

quote Matt 123456789

Theres a *bleep*in space

Wow. I never even realised

Well tbf the set up was for the GTR Yellowhat. Tbh I have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to set ups. I just kept fiddling around with the suspension and drivetrain until I just felt comfortable in the car. If you want a good set up you're probably better asking Unclebob or something. Or just do what I did and mess about until your happy with the car.

quote unclebobert87

Have the front higher or lower than the back. You need to experiment for your style.

The Zonda R race was epic. Didn't want to pass boyd just incase i took us both out. Then he made 1 slip up that cost him 2 places by the end

He made two as far as I remember. He hit a wall on the two sharp corners which let you past, then he flew in the sand on the very last corner which let me past. I'm SO annoyed then I forgot to save the replay, I wanted to get some pictures, they would have looked great

1000th post in this forum

I actually quite like those race. I absolutely HATE rally races, their just a *bleep*ing mess but other than that every other race actually looks pretty fun. I reckon this'll be a bit harder for Bob to win as well. Although he'll probably win the Lotus race by a minuite.

Pauliepoos can I do a schedual one week over July or August? I reckon I could make it quite interesting. I have a lot of time on my hands over the next 10 weeks

Well yeah I'd like to beat Bob but it's not the reason why I play. 95% of the reason I play is just for a bit of fun, the other 5% is to finish in the top 3, not for the prize cars but just because it makes it a little more competitive. Mind you I'd be a little disappointed if I finished below 5th if I'm perfectly honest. I see prize cars just as a trophy of some sort. It's not like I race for them. If I see a prize car up for grabs like a Mclaren F1 and I really want it I'm not going to do a race meet for it, I'll do 2 laps round Sarthe in a 458 and that will get me any car worth under 1 million I want.

The cap really is a shame. If something like a 2J was up for grabs holy *bleep* I'd want to win

But who cares, it's just a bit of fun. I don't really care about winning them but at the same time I won't have a problem donating prize cars next week. 15 minutes of my time and I can give three 1 million cars.

FFS, I go away for 3 days and look what happens around here