WoW jokes

You know you have played too much wow when you post on a forum what you do when you have played too much wow!!

(sorry, had to be done)

You know you play to much WoW when you sleep in the fortress of Cola cans you've accumulated over months, next to your computer desk.


Ehh first thing that came to my head.

Mountain dew gives me stomach acid spit up.

You know you play WoW too much when you go to a funeral, and expect to see the dead person rise up as a scourge.

You know you've played too much WoW when your friend says he's doing Twins and you tell him not to wipe.

You know you play to much WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate.

There's a gnome, a human, and a dwarf on a boat. The boat is sinking. The human throws a bag of gold off the boat and says, "There's too much of this in my city." The gnome throws some tools off the boat and says "There are too many of these in my city." The dwarf throws the gnome off the boat and says "There are too many of these in my city."