did someone say.....CHUCK NORRIS - Page 5

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Chuck Norris always has an erection--his muscles never fail.

In ancient China, there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry a laptop. Instead, he roundhouse kicked a geek into his back pocket that tells him whatever he doesn't know (which is nothing).

Chuck Norris' testicles didn't drop, he roundhouse kicked them til he had a full beard, and he didn't even feel a thing.

Chuck Norris is your real father.

Chuck Norris can ban a moderator. As a guest.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot tore through the space/time continuum. It then traveled through time and crashed Amelia Earhart's plane.

A man who had been blind his entire life bumped into someone one day. The man said "Do you know who I am?!" The blind man then saw the first thing in his life for a few seconds, Chuck Norris' foot coming at his face. It would ironically be the last thing he would see.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris Doesn't Believe In Germany

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris


The atom bomb isn't real, It's just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..


When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said don't worry about it honey, and went into his backyard, He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said Never question Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has visited Mars, that's why there's no life on that planet

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks, He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids

Chuck Norris doesn't eat nail's for breakfast, he eats railroad spikes

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and craps them out transformed into a robot.

They're no disabled people, only those who have met Chuck Norris


Good Fight.

Chuck Norris uses a to catch legendarys....he never fails