Make a wish and have it corrupped - Page 9

Granted, but you get an untimely demise by being struck by lightning 3 times in a row after finding 6 four-leafed clovers, and winning the lottery.

I wish that Izuka got only criticals.

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Granted, but he always misses.

[/q](Hahaha, I tricked you!)
Granted, but it was re-edited by Kaizo, and the creators of Megaman X:P

I wish that there was an overly-difficult Fire emblem game.

Granted, but you ran out of wishes.

I wish I was lonely...

granted, but i'll wish your death

i wish Mazeura dies

Granted, but the post will not be any comfort to you. Your entire family will die. You will lose all of your money to angry Chinese farmers. You will be castrated with a rusted spoon. All of your toes will be removed and replaced with bells so that you will never be able to sneak around. Your thumbs will be removed so that you look ridiculous.

In game, you will be forever cursed with Rangeritis. Your Ike will have the growths of Jeigan, and Fiona will... well, be as good as she already is. All of your attacks will be criticals, up until one enemy remains. He will then kill your lord, forcing you to restart the chapter. Ilyana will forever be locked with provoke, while Lethe and Lyre lose all of their fur. Oh wait, this isn't a corrupted wish for Dragon...

Your data transfers will instead remove stats, and if you fail to transfer Path of Radiance data (I'm trying to stretch it here if you can't tell), then your Wii will exploud. Good luck with ever playing Radiant Dawn ever again...

I wish the next post made Lethe and Lyre not suck... statistically speaking, that is, in exactly 23 words.

Granted, but they become so ambiguous that no one knows what they are wishing for.

I wish that


(no that's not a typo)

Granted, but you become gay from seeing Ike in leather underwear.

I wish Ike and Elincia admitted their love for each other. (and then get it on)

Granted but the Fire emblem 10 became corrupted and broke down.
I wish that the '300' was real and was 3D