General Discussion XXX; Nuzlocke General - Page 21

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Well first we got to fix this.


That'll do for now


WAILORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A CAVE HOW DO YOU EVEN FIT.


Oh that's much better.


Also apparantly this asshole was hanging around Celebi.


Lol.


GRINDS ARE COMPLETE, ONTO MT. CHIMNEY.





And when this came up, this decided to shuffle in, made for some neeto BGM for the Magma fights.


Courtney is better *bleep* you Tabitha why isn't she in Emerald?


Have you SEEN what I'm packing?


WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW, WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(What? Just because she's black doesn't mean she has to stick to rap you racist)


*Sssssssssss*


You got QUAGSIRED, BITCH.


Oh right this place exists.


Ehhhh......


Long story, do you really need to know?


OH RIGHT I TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THE CYCLING ROAD.


New bro time.


MAN *bleep* YOU DAD.




To sum up the battle?:

(Kanon that doesn't make sense :3 is a girl.)


I never fished for anything down below, so I get to catch something new in the desert~


Arn't you supposed to be a fossil here?


Actually putting up a fight. Time for the magic music that prevents even Latias and Celebi's from escaping.


"COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM"


After proving itself to be to powerful for even the power of Rap, it eveeeentually went down.


*shrug*


*bleep*ING.


Oh right might as well look in there.


Oh boy.


"GET ME MOVE BABY THIS IS MY WORLD CAUSE IS ANOTHER FUNKY SISTER GIRL"


It's adorable. But oh so terrible.


*bleep*.


While I think 120 is too good for Thrash clone moves, I think the old 90 is too weak. 110 is about the best I can think of for them really.


Bah, I needed to get Rock Smash back out to get back to Mauville anyway.


So question.


How many of you know this trainer existed?


What? We actually have evolution in this run?


Looking hot, Soda.


Oh right you exist.


*bleep*ING *bleep*!


Really needs more moves, no idea what type it is, could take a while to-


Well that sorted that.


So what's the verdict on this anyway, I'd count it as Rustburo but if enough people complain I'll release it.


Missed the nickname screen, but it's called that because it was from the Claw Fossil.


NEXT TIME, we fight a terrifying foe from my past.....

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So I'm talking about Norman when I bring up 'a terrifying foe from the past' right? I've had trouble with him in the past right? Or I'm going to make bad parent jokes right?


NOPE.


YOU!


YOU!
Sit down kids, time for a story. There was once a guy who decided to make his first Nuzlocke Emerald, it went relatively smooth, but an Overheat Crit lead to a team member dying at Flan. Sadly for the man, the rest of his team was flying weak, he ran into a single Swellow, which outspeed and killed his entire team. The Nuzlocke ended that day.


OUTSPEED ME NOW YOU BITCH AHAHAHAHAHAHA.


REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!





Well.....shit.


WELL SHIT.


......
..........
.........


I....I don't know what to say....


*bleep*ING COUNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.


WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG!?

*And so I set out on an epic quest to grind some one else up*


And now I'm going to beat the shit out of Dad for what his minions have done to me.


I AM GOING TO *bleep* YOU UP OLD MAN.





MOTHER*bleep*ING SHITCUNT*bleep*ER(Why Shoe... here? Because I was going for defense lowering Rock Smashes and expecting him to Focus Punch)


EAT IT YOU FAT SHIT.

*Linoone used Belly Drum.jpg*
*bleep*.png


*bleep*.


*bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep*


MOTHER*bleep*ER BURN.


*bleep* everything.


Sorry Shoe...


Got some empty spaces to fill...... ;-;


Are you spiting me?


What.


New Mauville?




*Wet Paper was sent to Box 1*


Now that I can get behind-(Route 10something or other it'll be at the bottom)


God damn it.


Route 118?


Better....


NO. BAD BAD BAD BAD.


My *bleep*ing heart.


That's a no then?


Last route to clean up.


What is this sorcery?


Ravagers Rap Career will continue ;-;




Here's to you guys.

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Lets go TRY to kick Flannery's ass. Yeah, this may not end well.


GO, ROCK TOMB ALL THE THINGS


Before that, a Numel scared the shit out of me. It and Camerupt are the bane of my *bleep*ing existance.


god *bleep*ing dammit


PLEASE DONT FAIL ME SPIKEY WIKEY


an overheat hit... after I smokescreened SIX *bleep*ING TIME WITH SPIKE


good job, Tsundere. we have to keep advenging our fallen allies


an overheat crit'd. *bleep* my life.


this is getting very, very bad


EXTREMELY bad, *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*


YOUR SLAUGHTER OF MY PEOPLE HAS ENDED


Sleep well, Lighthouse, Elincia, Spike, and Tsundere.


Welcome back Hentai, and welcome to the party, mitnopota and French Fry. I'm gonna try to get some more bros so I don't have multiples.


Since the Mirage Tower wasn't randomized, I got a Trapinch. Yay.


I'm playing as fossils counting as the city they're revived in, sooooo... TO RUSTBORO


but first, French Fry has done his job.


he hungry for money. NOW I START THE GRIND


she wants the d, cant say I blame her


unf look at that sexy defense


BOSS FIGHT. Not gonna let another massacre happen.


Heracross so OP.


STILL OP. He's OHKO'd everything so far.


*bleep* counter, *bleep*ing slaking and *bleep* norman


Avenge your brother, Airplane.


Just a bit late but DIE SLAKING DIE


out of my way cockmuncher, I have to bury my friend


could've used that at flannery


Good night, Water Bug. <3


I hope you're as faithful as Water Bug was.


oh, no one can learn surf


this is a serious problem


hello thing I will use for surf and nothing else


this will be released as soon as I get something that can surf


Route 118. Not too bad, I guess.


Starting to refill my box...


LETS GO TO NEW MAUVILLE


god *bleep*ing dammit


I JUST WANT A SURFER


LAST CHANCE FOR A SURFER


GOD DAMMIT


FiteMeIRL get


lets see what he becomes


god dammit, looks like I'm keeping the forced HM slave


Weather Institute boss fight, scene 1


scene 2


aaaaand that's a wrap


go away now castform


there's a waterfall, no one could hear her scream


LETS DO THIS


one down


two down after some effort


aaaaand done


YES SOMETHING BULKY THAT RESISTS WATER


BIG BERTHA GET, *bleep* YEAH


thanks for the help, mitnopota


surfer and new party member get


you have served your purpose


yoink


*bleep* critical hits.


night, big bertha. and welcome back, mitnopota. now I have to catch a slave surfer again


slave labor yay


and again - *bleep* critical hits


this is filling up alarmingly quickly as of late


SWALLOWING MY PRIIIIDE


Lets go take on a bird lady.


THIS SHOULD MAKE THINGS EASIER.


Lets see how my boxwarmer does.


Not too shabby. NEXT


>get off 3 dragon dances
>proceed to dragon breath
clearly winona doesn't know how to pogeymans


bitch dont bring grass to a birdfight


didn't feed the seagull


I know ALLLLL of Airplane's weaknesses.


LETS SEE IF THERES ANYTHING IN HERE

*at least 15 tries fishing later* NOPE


lets try these water routes, then


awwwwww yeahhhhh


juular get


AWWWW *bleep* YEAH


THIS IS FANTASTIC


i can surf normally again


get out of my face you ugly whore


route 107... ehhhh


be a loyal box member


Me: Sweet route 108 mon.
Soda: Why didn't you show them the Forrtress on 109?
Me: BECAUSE I KNEW IT WAS GONNA EXPLODE AND IT DID ;____; AND THEN GROWLITHE ROARED AWAY :c


now to grind


ABANDONED SHIP POKEMON *bleep* YEAH


Top tier replacement in case something happens.


I bet you look better with it off, baby


*bleep* you a troll


And now back to what I'm supposed to be doing


TIME FOR ROUTE 121 BRO


oh


pro as shit


*bleep* I've kicked your ass like 4 times now


one down


two down


slow bros > stupid chickens


and that's the ball game


I like my luck with surfing, so... LILYCOVE BRO IIIIIIIS


maybe I ran my luck dry


so we're back to criting people, are we


ROUTE 122 BRO


are you shitting me


because ITS A TRAP


123 BE GOOD


i said good, ugh


poor thing :c


awwwww *bleep* yeah


Mt. Pyre Pokemon, god damn


box time


VERY next pokemon. gettin trolled here


Time to go *bleep* some *bleep*s up


...safari zone pokemon. are you shitting me


he'll terrorize bikini bottom


Me: lets get more revenge for rule 34
Soda: What about the Pokemon for their hideout?
Me: Geodude selfdestructed the first turn ;-;


pop


pop


pop, watchin *bleep*s drop.


ARE THERE POKEMON IN AQUA'S HIDEOUT?

*5 minutes of frantic surfing* NOT HERE


I got here without ever *bleep*ing up. Damn I'm awesome.


I HOPE I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE AT THIS


Caught it in the first ball I threw. *bleep* yeah.


Route 124. It's hard to keep all this water separate


we meet again, groudon


awwwww yeahhhhh


can you say broken team


Mossdeep Pokemon. Shame I can't evolve it.


My backups are getting better and better.


125. Lets do this


i'm so pro I even get dupes in a randomlocke


Me: OOPS
Soda: Why did you attack?
Me: The same reason I've made this chapter so long - I forgot.


Shoal Cave. Mmmmm.


My backups are awesome.

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After hours of grinding.


I saw this screen WAY too much, but I figured if I'm gonna grind endlessly:


I might as well make money off it.

Harimama should've been here, but:


Soda:
>123 HP
>10 levels higher
>"Harimama can easily take it."
Moral of the story: Fuck crits.
The Lost Soul: Shouldn't the moral be not to send out Fighting types vs Psychics?
Soda: Nope.






This also happened.






Kanon did it, so I'm going to, as we:


WHY WASN'T THIS RANDOMIZED FOR ME


Time to catch you up to speed.

The Lost Soul: HEY, ABANDONED SHIP EXISTS
Soda: ...


Oh, hey, you exist, too.


...I wanna use, but the grind, man, the grinnnnd.






Soda: Now, do I fish or surf?
The Lost Soul: Surf's worked well for me, so do that.


The Lost Soul: I'm sorry.
Soda: ...
The Lost Soul: I said I'm sorry.
Soda: Fishing would've netted Claydol.
The Lost Soul: I'M SORRY OKAY
Soda: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK


We never talk of this again.



This happened.



This, too.

BACK TO PLOT WE GO


Obviously not plot and I shouldn't follow.


Not when you guys go stampeding 10 at a time, there's not.


>Implying there will be a next time.


HEY, HEY HEY, I made that reference ages ago.


Go home, 5th Gen, you're drunk.


Done already? But I barely got any exp!


SPAAAAAAAAAACE


If that's how things go, couldn't people just wish you to stop?



Game Freak seriously made that too easy.


Groudon's awake, time to destroy his house.


Soda: So what you're asking is: Can you... STEEL a few minutes of my time? :L
The Lost Soul: God damn it.
Soda: ABANDONED SHIP
The Lost Soul: I'M SORRY


Oh, I get it. You have a girl's name because your Maxie's bitch.


GOD DAMN SWAGGER MAKING EXPLOUD HURT HIMSELF, THEN CAMERUPT BEING A WHORE WITH EARTHQUAKE


Kills both of us. What a whorestain.


EAT SHIT AND DIE


Steven's Aggron has the weirdest moveset, btw.


By being incredibly destructive and genocidal. Sounds like something Hitler would do...


Thanks for the confirmation of your bitch status.


I think it means you're shit at life.


You're a regular Einstein, ain't'cha?


Soda: WHY MUST I BE SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE?
The Lost Soul: ...how did you ever come to that conclusion?
Soda: Why else would every adult in this game try and seduce me?



I am not good at keeping the ones I love alive.


DAMN IT, WOMAN, DIDN'T YOU GO THE FUCK HOME?


That is not your home, you dumb bitch.


Soda: ?
The Lost Soul: How the hell would that fly?
Soda: Who the hell told you you could talk?


There are many like it, but this one is mine.


Soda: Time to... DIVE RIGHT IN
The Lost Soul: ...





I'm counting this as a different area. Spheal with it.





I DEFINITELY want now.


I wonder.


:L

What else is down here?

"Scizor: The Rust Pokemon."

And to wrap this up:
Snorlax - #143 (Bashful)
HP: 18 - 21
Att: 1 - 4
Def: 5 - 7
SpA: 2 - 4
SpD: 5 - 7
Speed: 30 - 31

I totally would get a Snorlax with perfect/near perfect Speed.


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