General Discussion XXX; Nuzlocke General - Page 20

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Seems safe. Nice to know my parents care


I'd probably enjoy it more if I didn't have a migraine from a trailer


Loving AND hard working. Mantle must be filled with awards, ma


I already came everywhere to mark it as mine


And maybe you'll stop being a shitty mom but I wouldn't hold my breath on either


I like where this is going


Your birthday present


What a *bleep*ing loser


Close your eyes and I'll be quick


HAHA What a pussy. Stand aside bitch


Resident pokemon expert


Ehh


*bleep* you for not being Gengar


*insert happy gif*

I shall call you Roseanne because I am clever


I don't have anything to say about this other than what the *bleep* is aplomb


It's ok May, at least your father's around to berate you


She's doing a shitty job


Finally *begins unzipping pants*


No wonder people take women ANYTHING so seriously


Get pokemon for love. Mental note taken


Alright let's stop taking easy shots at the plot for a sec. FIRST MON


Ehhhhhhhhh


"Extinct 100 million years ago"




Ok, got myself about twenty more balls and ready to catch something better


Raikou: "Well hi there furry, you ready to have the greatest early pokemon combo ever? Just catch me, I'm right here"


Raikou: "Almost got me, now just throw a ball, you stocked up on alot, didnja? I'll be cake with that many, just keep it up!"


17 busted balls later


Raikou:






*bleep* this


I will skin it and wear it as a jacket to warn any other pokemon to stay in my balls.

Okay done now

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Let me go find a Machamp, then sure.


NEW BRO NEW BRO NEW BRO


NEW BOXWARMER NEW BOXWARMER NEW BOXWARMER


Now, time to kill all the trainers on Route 124, 125 and 126 in a huge off-screen training mo:


Oh, hey, Route 126 is so huge I forgot this was here.


This isn't gen 1. You're useless to me.


I like collecting things I'll never use.


Oh, hey, Shoal Cave is a thing.


Soda: I DEMAND A LEGENDARY POKEMON
The Lost Soul: inb4 Arcanine.


GO DIE YOU USELESS SHIT




Soda: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
The Lost Soul: For those who are adept at Pokemon, Salamence's IVs:
Salamence - #373 (Calm)
HP: 10 - 15
Att: 19 - 24
Def: 18 - 23
SpA: 30 - 31
SpD: 24 - 28
Speed: 6 - 11
Soda: At first, I thought Calm nature was awful, but after seeing those IVs and this being Gen 3, Calm means it'll tank Ice and Dragon moves better than normally, especially with that Sp Def IV.
The Lost Soul: Bummer it can't learn Surf to deal with Rock weakness
Soda: Eh, I'll probably just teach it Steel Wing or Brick Break to cover that... We should probably stop talking so damn nerdy when it's just a locke.
The Lost Soul: Do we have to? >:
Soda: Only if you want this chapter to be posted in the near future.
The Lost Soul: >:


...Snuggles has the weirdest fetishes.


STOP WHIRLWINDING, YOU CUNTNUGGET


We meet again, plot.


AND I wasted all my routes nearby, already.

LET'S GO TEST IT OUT:

Oh good, I was worried it was going to be something good.



The Lost Soul: NOT THAT


LET'S DO THIS



Haven't played Emerald in so long.



The Lost Soul: THERE IS GLOOM AND DOOM WHEN THINGS GO BOOM
Soda: IN DEXTER'S LAAAAAAAAB


Ohhhhh, so that's what happens.

Right, so here's the plan:

Snuggles and Abyss abuse Gen 3's Double Battle mechanics to spam Surf/Blizzard while Bite finishes anything left alive.


Fuck, um... Fuck.


Pre-Liz and Taint team.


Time to kick the shit out of some incest twins.


I was, but now I'm Soda.


I was, bu... wait.


This is already annoying as fuck.



The Lost Soul: WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE
Soda: FORM OF... A GIANT CHUCKLEDICK AND COCKMONGLER



Soda: Can you guess what I'm thinking?
The Lost Soul: I think so, Soda, but this time, you put the trousers on the chimp.


Nope, that's why I'm challenging you.


This is going south quickly.


Much better.


NOOOOOOO ;-;


Now this should be easier.


...They're not like normal double battles fuck


....WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING FUCKING CRITS, BUT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE DAMN LIGHT SCREENS


PINEEDLE TANKING PSYCHIC LIKE A CHAMP(Claydol died, btw)


....YOU'RE GOING THE FUCKING DOWN


...I did not think ahead.


Then a turn of major hax happens.


EAT SHIT AND DIE


NOW I'M GONNA SHATTER YOUR FUCKING LEGS


WHY WOULD I FUCKING ADD THE NUMBERS OF THE KILLERS OF FOUR OF MY BROS?



You didn't have many moves available to you, but you made what you had work.



You put in more work than I could've ever dreamed.



You tanked with the best of them. Fuck crits.



I wrote you off as useless when I first saw you and only took you because I hated the other choices. You proved me wrong.

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You all did. None of you should've died. My own stupidity and cockiness cost me you all. I'm sorry.

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