General Discussion XXX; Nuzlocke General - Page 17

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lets get this party started


isnt that called slave labor, mom


what a thoughtful gift from someone who's never *bleep*ing around


are you his *bleep*ing fangirl or something


I will HAPPILY give her the d and make her into a real woman


I get to steal TWO things today, *bleep* yeah


lets not turn this rape and robbery into a murder as well, okay


you were *bleep*ING WRONG weren't you, *bleep*


my only complaints are that you know my name and you haven't spread your legs yet


*bleep* this shit, I'm bailing


do i REALLY have to? it's a goddamned zigzagoon


pass


not too bad I guess


pass


best option I have, I guess


A WINRAR IS ME


half of skarmpiss, get


I think that's a LOVELY idea, my good sir.


Me: I dunno about her, but I will be
Soda: AUSTIN STOP BEING A RAPIST
Me: SODA GET THE *bleep* OUT OF MY HEAD, I DIDN'T EVEN USE THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE OF MY PEOPLE
Soda: YOU'RE A YOSHI?
Me: I'M NOT A GODDAMNED YOSHI


Me: first pokemon I find before I even have pokeballs. Now I know how Soda feels.
Soda: SUCK IT BITCH


i want free stuff


thank you


I wanna taste something other than that, mmmmm


later in the game this will be extremely annoying, because fire melts airplanes


but for now, I AM VICTORIOUS


Me: is it your tits
Soda: You know what it is.
Me: BUT I CAN HOPE


i asked for tits, not balls


no, get out of my face *bleep*


Route 101 Pokemon is the fully evolved form of my favorite Johto starter. LETS HOPE AIRPLANE DOESNT KILL IT


Me: AIRPLANE NO ;_____;
Soda: That's what you get for liking Meganium.


Route 103 Pokemon. Not even gonna try attacking it because I want it so bad ;___;

*two pokeballs later*


okay maybe ONE won't hurt


Me: GUYS ONE HURT A LOT ;____________;
Soda: That's what you get for being stupid.


ROUTE 102 POKEMON QEUUFHEUFHPEWHFPEU I WANT IT


with airplane and rule 34 on my side, i am unstoppabru


so how lucky am I on this mother*bleep*er here


Me: this is the second ralts I've run into on route 102
Soda: I *bleep*ing hate you.


Me: thiiiiiiird
Soda: IS THIS EVEN RANDOMIZED
Me: Because Skarmory is SUCH a starter

*3 more raltses later*

Me: I think the randomizer *bleep*ed up.
Soda: YOU THINK?


Me: TIME TO FIGHT MY WAY TO PETALBURG
Soda: Tell them how many Raltses you found.
Me: I don't wanna.
Soda: DO IT *bleep*
Me: 10. 10 Raltses. OKAY?


he'll probably get a ralts too, they're everywhere in that grass


told you. and his is even a trap, hahahaha what a *bleep*